Illuminatism (AKA Cryptocracy) is an ultra-globalist political ideology that advocates for the world to be controlled by a super small and secretive group of extremely powerful people.
Illuminatism was born when 
Ingsoc used his powers of distorting the past via controlling the present to travel back in time to have a child with File:Monkeyzz-Enlightenment.png Enlightenment to assure a future for oligarchic totalitarianism world-wide.
Illuminatism grew up in 
Bavaria which is part of today's 
Germany with his brother 
Freemasonry, but he eventually got kicked out of Bavaria by 
Feudalism. Nobody really knows what happened to him after that, but most people speculate he became a mastermind behind various revolutions, regime changes and cultural decay in the world.
History
Illuminati(to demythicize,enlighten in latin),was established for the pursuit of pure enlightment. During 1776, Europe was in its middle ages, obsessed with religion. Religious trials and witch trials were held frequently, and people were forced to obey the church. Weishaupt thought the current society was into religion too heavily, and decides to make an organization that enforces rationalism ideals and the freedom of belief. The main goal of this organization was to tear down the currupted churches authority. To recruit members and strengthen the organization (but must be hold secretly), Weishaupt decides to benchmark Freemasonry
Personality and Behaviour
Illuminatism is extremely secretive, like to hide in the absolute darkness with the dystopian ideologies like his father plan to take over the world.
He might optionally be portrayed as having the same personality as Bill Cipher from the show Gravity Falls. He can also speak Yiddish.
How to Draw
Illuminatism's design is based on the Eye of Providence, a symbol very commonly used in conspiracy relating to the Illuminati.
- Draw a triangle,
- Draw an eye (pupil optional),
- Make it green (#21B14C),
- (Optional) Draw a brick texture in darker green (#177E37) / black (#141414),
- You're finished.
| Color Name | HEX | RGB | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Green | #21B14C | 33, 177, 76 | |
| Dark Green | #177E37 | 23, 126, 55 | |
| Black | #141414 | 20, 20, 20 | |
Relationships
Friends
Zionism - Gsvb wlm'g pmld dv'iv ylgs yvsrmw vevibgsrmt! (They don't know we're both behind everything!)
Esoteric Socialism - R nrhh blf, yilgsvi. (I miss you, brother.)
Ingsoc - Yrt Yilgsvi... (Onii-Chan...)
Fordism - Pvvk ufmwrmt xlmhfnvirhn zmw wifth hl dv xzm pvvk gsv ozny zg yzb. (Keep funding consumerism and drugs so we can keep the lamb at bay.)
Neoliberalism - Fhvufo kzdm. (Useful pawn.)
Tridemism 
, 
Chinese Blueshirtism, 
Caste System & 
Proutism - Yridvgrus, uvoold girzmtov. (Greetings, fellow triangles.)
Globalism - Nb nzrm ivzhlm uli vcrhgvmx. (My main reason for existence.)
Oligarchy - Nb fmwviormh lkvizgv lfghrwv gsv kfyorx. (My subordinates operate outside the public.)
Blanquism - gyio sic dubarty sgafxbnddn. (The most based socialist.)
Kleptocracy - Gsv Lfgvi Xrixov rh nzprmt hdrug kiltivhh. (The Outer Circle is making swift progress.)
Cultism - Gsvb ziv yfbrmt rg... uli mld. (They are buying it... for now.)
Hibernocracy - vghau hyi vaers, niuhu jhv koyt pwa uio oo lkick eoit! (Green and not a circle, don't even know who you are but I love you!)
Frenemies
Capitalism - Kzig lu gsv Xrixov, yfg sv droo yvgizb nv uli kilurg. (Part of the Circle, but he WILL betray me for profit.)
Marxism–Leninism - R ufmw srh ivelofgrlmh zmw sv rh kzig lu gsv xrixov gltvgsvi drgs srh ozxpvbh, yfg R uvzi sv nrtsg uloold gsv gvzxsrmth lu srh tizmwuzgsvi zmw levigsild nv "uli gsv yvmvurg lu gsv kvlkov" dszgvevi gszg nvzmh. (I fund his revolutions and he is part of the Circle together with his lackeys, but I fear he might follow the teachings of 
his grandfather and overthrow me "for the benefit of the people" whatever that means.)
Bermudatriangle and 
Tringapore - You are all fellow triangles, it would be better if you're not in the Polandball universe tho...
Enemies
- Rebelling puppets
Feudalism & 
Monarchism - You two kicked me out, so now I have to basically destroy both of you.
Posadism & 
Right-Wing Populism - THEY KNOW TOO MUCH! THE TRUTH ABOUT THE LIZARD PEOPLE CAN'T GET OUT!
Avaritionism - You are a dead man.- File:Ego.png Egoism - Will probably be the last to submit.
Reactionary Socialism - One of my biggest opponents in the 19th century, thankfully he destroyed his reputation, and his grandson is obeying my orders.
Further Information
Wikipedia
Gallery
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Original image
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Original brick image
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Credit: u/SaltyResort4, Source
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Credit: u/randomperson654, Source
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Credit: u/TheLegend2T, Source
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Credit: u/TrixoftheTrade, Source
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