Titoism

Titoism
"Jebem ti prvi red na sahrani, Uz Maršala Tita, Smrt fašizmu, Sloboda narodu!" ("Fuck the first row of the funeral, next to Marshall Tito, Death to Fascism, Freedom to the People!")
Basic Information
Aliases	Tito Marshal Brate Maršal Jugoslavije Baziran Bog Overpraised Socialist leader Authoritarian Market Socialism Authoritarian Democratic Socialism Authoritarian Mutualism Tittyism Son of Yugoslav people Titoite (by Hoxhaism) Pan-Slavic Left
Alignment(s)	AuthLeft Welfarists Communists File:Soc.png Socialists
Ideological Information
Influenced by:	Yugoslav Partisans National Communism Market Socialism Yugoslavism
Influenced	Euskadi Carlism
Notable people	Josip Broz Tito (1892-1980), Yugoslavia YUGOPNIK (199X-), Serbia Koçi Xoxe (1911-1949), Albania Traicho Kostov (1897-1949) Bulgaria Braco Gajić (1997-) Republika Srpska
Character Information
Likes	Brotherhood and Unity Pan-Slavism Soviet and American aid
Dislikes	Bottles being shoved up farmer's asses Ethnonationalism Separatism Fascism
Song	Uz Maršala Tita - With Marshal Tito Hej Slaveni

Titoism is an authoritarian, market socialist, and culturally centrist ideology. It's located in the Authoritarian-Left quadrant of the political compass, around the center of the quadrants Y axis and the third quarter from the center of the quadrants X axis. It believes in the elimination of ethnic and religious identity in favor of a totally unified Yugoslav ethnic group and socio-religious standards. It works with both Neoconservatism and Marxism–Leninism, but neither are happy about it. It's widely considered to be the most successful form of Market Socialism.

Stylistic Notes

• Titoism should always be scarred, as in the infobox, to symbolize the policy of bratstvo i jedinstvo in attempt to hold the Balkan rivals together. These scars can be open, one panel at a time, to reveal a ex-Yugo flagball underneath, especially a nationalist movement flag (see below).
• Titoism is a heavy smoker and should be identified as such with a cigarette or, especially in the company of Western communists, a cigar.
• Optionally, Titoism's right eye can have an eyepatch. This can also be a reference to him being forged after World War II. He can also wear Tito's cap and glasses.
• Titoism is afflicted with intermittent bouts of schizophrenia, during which he may curse and praise insane concepts like human rights and independence for the Yugo states... truly insane.
• Despite this, he should still be a competent and calculating fighter given his feats against Fascism and ability to work with both the Capitalist and Communist bloc.
• Titoism speaks Serbo-Croatian and English. If you know any, use common words (e.g., dobar dan, brate, etc.) or words that have an English cognate (e.g., komunizam, specijalna policija, etc.) He can also use the Cyrillic alphabet for stylistic effect.

How to Draw 

Flag of Titoism

Drawing Titoism is fairly simple:

1. Draw a ball
2. Draw a line in a deep shade of blue (#0005cd) sectioning off the top third of the ball, white (#ffffff) for the middle, and red (#ff0000) for the bottom.
3. Fill all thirds with their respective colors.
4. Draw a star with red (#ff0000) and give it a thin outline of yellow (#fff301). Make sure the star's top lateral arms are in the white, not the blue!
5. Draw the eyes and fill in with white (#ffffff).
6. Around the eyes, draw scars from stitches. At least one stitch scar should be below his right eye.
7. To make a cigarette, use (#f2b600) for the filter with a black (#000000) outline so that the white (#ffffff) section of the cigarette flows into it. Use orange (#ff8a00) for the cigarette cherry and grey (#838383) for the smoke.
8. Turn the smoke's transparency down to ~40%, and you're done!

Relationships

Friends

• Market Socialism - My father, from whom I get most of my ideas.
• Social Authoritarianism - Honestly, I can work with this!
• Distributism - His economic system is close to mine. Cool!
• Marhaenism, Nasserism, Nkrumaism, Nehru Socialism - Comrades and Founding members of the Non-Aligned Movement.
• Pan-Slavism - Hej Slaveni, jošte živi duh naših dedova, dok za narod srce bije njihovih sinova!
• Castroism - My friend from Cuba.
• Juche - Korean comrade that learned a lot from me!
• Civic Nationalism - Brotherhood and Unity!
• Ho Chi Minh Thought - Vietnamese friend!'
• Ba'athism and Gaddafism - Long live Arab - Yugoslav Friendship!
• Guevarism - Based comrade from Latin America.
• Goulash Communism - You are very cool guy, in fact, you are Hungarian version of me!
• Conservative Socialism - Many of my modern followers are literally him!
• Socialism with a Human Face - I supported you!
• Euskadi Carlism - You are better than original Carlism, just tone the Monarchy down.
• Irredentism - Greater Yugoslavia, for sure.
• Marxist Feminism - Women in Yugoslav Partisans were heroes!
• Leninism - I was participating in October Revolution, plus, his NEP was based as fu*k.
• Federalism - Socialist FEDERAL Republic of Yugoslavia.
• Left-Wing Nationalism - “A decade ago young people en masse began declaring themselves as Yugoslavs. It was a form of rising Yugoslav nationalism, which was a reaction to brotherhood and unity and a feeling of belonging to a single socialist self-managing society. This pleased me greatly.”

Frenemies

• Marxism–Leninism - While we agree on a lot of stuff, we constantly argue about markets. Also the non-aligned movement was based!
• Rankovićism - Thanks for purging Stalinists, but Serb supremacy is cringe.
• Vaushism - Fellow workplace democracy enjoyer, but make up your mind on whether I'm a tankie or not! Also, I am not too crazy about cultural war ideas like you.
• Dengism - I am good friends with Deng but Jiang is a bit too friendly with Milošević for my liking.
• Anti-Fascism - Anti-Fascism is based but anti-authoritarianism (even in theory) is not the way to go, and sometimes you act too much like him or Vaushism.

• Mutualism - I don't like anarchism, but I can appreciate his economic model.
• Libertarian Market Socialism - Same as above but with some state.
• Đilasism - You were useful at first, but later you betrayed me.
• Social Democracy - Me before I went to Russia and decided to help fight off the Whites. Nowadays I think he's pretty cool, and he appreciates how I don't call him a social fascist like other members of the family. However, he is still too capitalist and liberal for my liking.
• Peronism - You're fine, but why did you let the Ustashas and Nazis into Argentina in 1945?
• Hoxhaism - Was a good comrade of mine in World War II but now he calls me dirty revisionist.
• Khrushchevism - Thanks for fixing relations with me but invasion of Hungary was horrible. However, you are far better than Stalin.
• Neoconservatism - It’s complicated……

Enemies

• Stalinism - Stop sending people to kill me! We’ve already captured five of them, one with a bomb and another with a rifle… If you don’t stop sending killers, I’ll send one to Moscow, and I won’t have to send another.
• Marxism-Leninism-Maoism - Stop calling me a revisionist!
• Fascism - Smrt fašizmu, sloboda narodu!
• Pinochetism, Alt-Right, and Hoppeanism - Get in the helicopter? How about you get in the pit!
• National Socialism - Nazi scum that killed and enslaved many Slavs. BTFO by pit.
• Esoteric Fascism - Tito absolutely BTFO'ed those SS troops without much foreign aid.
• Eco-Fascism - Are you not just him again?!
• Separatism - You will not destroy Yugoslavia, prepare to get crushed!
• Trotskyism - "Trotskyism operates in different shapes, but always with one goal – to clear the road for the fascist-imperialist bandits." - Tito, 1939
• Ustaša - Die.
• Bottle - YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT NOT ONLY DO YOU OPPOSE MY VANGUARDIST RULE BUT YOU ALSO LED TO YUGOSLAVIA'S DESTRUCTION FROM LETTING A GUY SHOVE YOU UP HIS ASS!
• Đorđe Martinović - WHY DID YOU SHOVE HIM UP YOUR ASS? BECAUSE OF YOU, OUR COUNTRY HAS FRACTURED APART AS BADLY AS HOW THE BOTTLE DID IN YOUR RECTUM.
• Milosevicism - Јебеш Милошевића, YOU KILLED MY COUNTRY AND PEOPLE! I SPENT MY LIFE BUILDING MY COUNTRY ALONGSIDE NATO AND THE SOCIALIST CAMP, AND YOU MADE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S F***ED UP! I F***ING HATE YOU!
• Monarcho-Fascism - Two things i fought against but together!
• White Nationalism - What? White supremacy? Neo-Nazism? Looks like we did not kill enough of these bastards!
• Hungarism - Lol get deported.
• Chetniks - I was working with you at beginning, however you became a filthy collaborator because you were scared of rise of Communism.
• Tuđmanism - You are literally Croatian Milosevicism!

Further Reading

Wikipedia

• Josip Broz Tito
• Economy of the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia
• League of Communists of Yugoslavia

Gallery

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  Whole and non-smoking Titoism

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  Credit: TheLegend2T, Source

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  Credit: TheLegend2T, Source