Pinochetism is an ideology based around the politics of the General Augusto Pinochet. Being economically right-wing, strongly inspired by the economic beliefs of the Chicago School, culturally right-leaning, and highly authoritarian ideology. It opposes any kind of economic leftism (especially communism) and the people who believe in those kinds of ideologies.
It loves 🚁 helicopters and dropping 
Communists 
out of them.
History
On 11 September 1973, the combined Chilean Armed Forces, (the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Carabineros) overthrew Allende's government in a coup with help of the US through the Operation Condor, during which the presidential palace, La Moneda, was shelled and most likely where Allende was said to have committed suicide. While the military claimed that he had committed suicide, controversy surrounded Allende's death, with many claiming that he had been assassinated. (such theory was discarded by the Chilean Supreme Court in 2014).
In his memoirs, Pinochet said that he was the leading plotter of the coup and had used his position as commander-in-chief of the Army to coordinate a far-reaching scheme with the other two branches of the military and the national police. In later years, however, high military officials from the time have said that Pinochet reluctantly became involved only a few days before the coup was scheduled to occur, and followed the lead of the other branches (especially the Navy, under Merino) as they executed the coup.
Although Pinochet was authoritarian and anti-communist, the scholarly consensus is that Pinochet does not fit under the classic definition of 
Fascism due to his support for 
Neoliberal economics and lack of belief in 
Palingenetic ultranationalism.
Personality
He likes 🚁 helicopters and flying on them.
He also likes File:Soc.png commies especially when they are dead, preferably in the ocean, and more if they were thrown from a helicopter.
How to Draw
The design of Pinochetism is simply a Chilean flag, as Augusto Pinochet ruled Chile, but using a helicopter in place of a star, to represent the Death Flights.
- Draw a ball with eyes.
- Draw a horizontal red line through the middle of the ball.
- Fill the space underneath with red.
- Draw a blue line perpendicular to the red line, going up to the top of the ball.
- Fill the space to the left of the line in blue.
- Draw a 🚁 helicopter in the blue space
- (Optional) draw the hat of Augusto Pinochet
- Draw a grey brim for the hat, and on the brim an olive branch pattern on it in gold
- Above the brim draw a vaguely quadrilateral top
- Between the brim and the top of the hat draw a golden rope
- On the top draw a red oval
- On the oval draw 2 arches of the golden color which are connected
- Between the aches draw a white star.
Relationships
Co-pilots (Friends)
Neoliberalism - Based economy. But you need a dictatorship.
Hoppeanism - Mutual love of helicopters and capitalism, though I do wish you'd emphasise the importance of the state.
National Capitalism - Basically me. Schäfer was a huge help with those commies!
Authoritarian Capitalism - Best father a son could ever ask for.
National Libertarianism - We get along watching military parades.
National Conservatism - We're similar in a lot of ways.
Right-wing Populism - Same as above but more focused on the people.
Kahanism - Based guy from Israel.
Fujimorism - Peruvian-Japanese guy who got rid of commies! Basado!
Capitalism - Socialism is caca yes.
Dengism - The only commie I like, but then again is he really one?
Neoconservatism - Thanks for all the help!
Chicagoan Libertarianism - Thanks for giving me economic advice, Chicago boys!
Passengers (Frenemies)
Fascism - Your authoritarian methods and militant anti-communism are based, but embrace the free market dammit!
Anarcho-Capitalism - Stop denying it, you know you love me.
State Liberalism - Is a dictatorial capitalist, like me, but I'm not too crazy about the progressivism or globalism.
National Socialism - You're crazy but a useful tool to help me torture dissidents.
Alt-Right - I appreciate your love for helicopters but only commies 
, not liberals 
get the ride!
Christian Democracy - You too threw corn to the barracks, don't deny it.
Liberal Feminism - yes i Will give you some more Female helicopter
Fish Food (Enemies)
- Marxism–Leninism - Starting the rotors and off you go!
Marxism–Leninism–Maoism - Senderistas also get a ride!
Libertarian Marxism - "I'll step on you, no-good commie!"
Castroism - Allende supporting scum!
Allendism - We only did our patriotic duty to oust an unconstitutional president.
Zapatism - Sounds like 
Anarcho-Communism with extra steps.
Ethnocacerism - No, we won't give you Arica back.
Posadism - This is the sickest commie of all! Nuclear war to bring about communism? You disgust me.
Guevarism - DEATH TO MIR!- Everyone on the left of Obama.
National Bolshevism - You know what you are and what you did. But of course, I agree with Eduard Limonov that Communists and Helicopters are a good combination.
Social Democracy - You're an 
upeliento too.- Anarcho-Communism - Try me, see where that gets you.
Social Libertarianism - You're Social Democracy but more Right-leaning and more Libertarian.
Titoism - Pits? Not if I throw you off the chopper first! BUT MUH FUNNY HELICOPTER MAN!!
Marxist Feminism - you get the helicopter or stay in kitchen
Further Information
Wikipedia
- Augusto Pinochet
- Death Flights
- National Advance
- Military Dictatorship of Chile (1973-1990)
- Government Junta of Chile (1973)
- 1973 Chilean coup
- Chicago Boys
- National Force (Chile)
Literature
Videos
Songs
- Mi general, Augusto Pinochet by Luis "Checho" González
- I need a Pinochet reuploaded by KenNerd
- Start Up The Rotors ,Krwawa dyktatura and Revolution 9/11 by Kelthuz
Gallery
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Credit: u/Kirbly11, Source
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Credit:
TheLegend2T, Source
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- ↑ R. Griffin, The Nature of Fascism, London: Routledge, 2003, pp. 36–37