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=== Passengers (Frenemies) ===
=== Passengers (Frenemies) ===

Revision as of 18:55, 6 August 2022

Pinochetism is an ideology based around the politics of General Augusto Pinochet. Being economically right-wing, strongly inspired by the economic beliefs of the Chicago School, culturally right-leaning, and highly authoritarian, it opposes any kind of File:Soc.png economic leftism (especially communism) and the people who believe in those kinds of ideologies.

It loves 🚁 helicopters and dropping Communists out of them.

History

On 11 September 1973, the combined Chilean Armed Forces, (the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Carabineros) overthrew Allende's government in a coup with help of the US through the Operation Condor, during which the presidential palace, La Moneda, was shelled and most likely where Allende was said to have committed suicide. While the military claimed that he had committed suicide, controversy surrounded Allende's death, with many claiming that he had been assassinated. (such theory was discarded by the Chilean Supreme Court in 2014).

Liberty angel (Ángel de la libertad) was the figure used to commemorate the military coup against Allende's administration.

In his memoirs, Pinochet said that he was the leading plotter of the coup and had used his position as commander-in-chief of the Army to coordinate a far-reaching scheme with the other two branches of the military and the national police. In later years, however, high military officials from the time have said that Pinochet reluctantly became involved only a few days before the coup was scheduled to occur, and followed the lead of the other branches (especially the Navy, under Merino) as they executed the coup.

Although Pinochet was authoritarian and anti-communist, the scholarly consensus is that Pinochet does not fit under the classic definition of Fascism due to his support for Neoliberal economics and lack of belief in Palingenetic ultranationalism.

Personality

He likes 🚁 helicopters and flying on them.

He also likes File:Soc.png commies especially when they are dead, preferably in the ocean, and more if they were thrown from a helicopter.

How to Draw

Flag of Pinochetism

The design of Pinochetism is simply a Chilean flag, as Augusto Pinochet ruled Chile, but using a helicopter in place of a star, to represent the Death Flights.

  1. Draw a ball with eyes.
  2. Draw a horizontal red line through the middle of the ball.
  3. Fill the space underneath with red.
  4. Draw a blue line perpendicular to the red line, going up to the top of the ball.
  5. Fill the space to the left of the line in blue.
  6. Draw a 🚁 helicopter in the blue space
  7. (Optional) draw the hat of Augusto Pinochet
    1. Draw a grey brim for the hat, and on the brim an olive branch pattern on it in gold
    2. Above the brim draw a vaguely quadrilateral top
    3. Between the brim and the top of the hat draw a golden rope
    4. On the top draw a red oval
    5. On the oval draw 2 arches of the golden color which are connected
    6. Between the aches draw a white star.

Relationships

Co-pilots (Friends)

Passengers (Frenemies)

  • Neoliberalism - I like your economics but you're a filthy backstabber.
  • Fascism - Your authoritarian methods and militant anti-communism are based, but embrace the free market dammit!
  • Corporatism - Same as above. The ISI model only hinders our potential.
  • Anarcho-Capitalism - Stop denying it, you know you love me.
  • State Liberalism - Is a dictatorial capitalist, like me, but I'm not too crazy about the progressivism or globalism. And reactionaries don't get the ride.
  • Alt-Right - I appreciate your love for helicopters but only commies, not liberals get the ride!(they'll get car bombs)
  • Christian Democracy - You too threw corn to the barracks, stop pretending you didn't support me. Aylwin knew what was going on.
  • Liberal Feminism - What do you mean I need to hire more female helicopter pilots???
  • Putinism - Thanks for praising me[2][3] and don't letting commies win elections, but please stop supporting them.
  • Libertarianism - Accepting the right of communists to live their lives as they please? Pfft. At least you also like Milton Friedman.
  • State Capitalism - Seem like a cool guy, but too statist economically.
  • Capitalist Communism - Pick one side, I cannot throw away your bad side without good side dying.
  • Maoism - I oppose everything you stands for, but I still like the way you did to the dissents and democracy to an extent.

Fish Food (Enemies)

  • Marxism–Leninism - "When Chileans understand what is communism about... When they understand the deception, the fallacies, how they're being deceived... They will realize we were right."[4](don't blame me for human right abuse,2.7% GDP growth per year and 2nd highest Gini coefficient in the world,It's a marginal mistake by him )
  • Marxism–Leninism–Maoism - Senderistas also get a ride!
  • Libertarian Marxism - "I'll step on you, no-good commie!"
  • Castroism - Exporting the revolution while your people are starving? You're a horrible leader.
  • Guevarism - And you're an awful example for our youth.
  • Liberation Theology - Partisans that disguise themselves as priests don't deserve our respect.(wait,why you became leftist after I left presidentship?)
  • Allendism - We only did our patriotic duty to oust an unconstitutional president.
  • Esoteric Socialism - Are you not just Allendism again?
  • Neozapatismo - Sounds like Anarcho-Communism with extra steps.
  • Agrarian Socialism - Land reform was a mistake and Comandante Pepe needed to be stopped.
  • Insurrectionary Anarchism - You're just an armed thug, on top of being a useful idiot for him. Get on board.
  • Ethnocacerism - No, we won't give you Arica back.
  • Posadism - This is the sickest commie of all! Nuclear war to bring about communism? You disgust me.
  • National Bolshevism - You know what you are and what you did. But of course, I agree with Eduard Limonov that Communists and Helicopters are a good combination.
  • National Socialism - You're very similar to the man above.
  • Social Democracy - You're an upeliento too.
  • Anarcho-Communism - Try me, see where that gets you.
  • Social Libertarianism - You're Social Democracy but more right-leaning and more libertarian.
  • Titoism - Pits? Not if I throw you off the chopper first! BUT MUH FUNNY HELICOPTER MAN!!!
  • Marxist Feminism - Family destroying scum. Get to the helicopter femini-commie.
  • Libertarian Feminism - Your belief in free markets don't make up for it.
  • Hoxhaism - You diss other commies for not being commie enough? You're crazy.
  • Left Communism - Just as I thought that the above two weren't crazy already... I'll throw you and your armchair off the chopper! We might need a bigger chopper...
  • Stalinism - I don't care whether you're revisionist or not, you all will get on board.
  • Luxemburgism - Don't care if you are a woman, get in the chopper.
  • Socialism of the 21st Century - Get to the helicopter! Now!

Further Information

Wikipedia

Notable Pinochetists

Literature

By Augusto Pinochet

By other authors

Videos

Songs

Gallery


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  1. ↑ R. Griffin, The Nature of Fascism, London: Routledge, 2003, pp. 36–37
  2. ↑ https://www.nd-aktuell.de/artikel/461493.pinochet-als-vorbild.html?sstr=putin
  3. ↑ https://www.theguardian.com/world/2000/mar/31/russia.iantraynor
  4. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8LJEk5hNHU
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