Pinochetism
Pinochetism is an ideology based around the politics of General Augusto Pinochet. Being economically right-wing, strongly inspired by the economic beliefs of the Chicago School, culturally right-leaning, and highly authoritarian, it opposes any kind of File:Soc.png economic leftism (especially communism) and the people who believe in those kinds of ideologies.
It loves 🚁 helicopters and dropping Communists out of them.
History
On 11 September 1973, the combined Chilean Armed Forces, (the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Carabineros) overthrew Allende's government in a coup with help of the US through the Operation Condor, during which the presidential palace, La Moneda, was shelled and most likely where Allende was said to have committed suicide. While the military claimed that he had committed suicide, controversy surrounded Allende's death, with many claiming that he had been assassinated. (such theory was discarded by the Chilean Supreme Court in 2014).
In his memoirs, Pinochet said that he was the leading plotter of the coup and had used his position as commander-in-chief of the Army to coordinate a far-reaching scheme with the other two branches of the military and the national police. In later years, however, high military officials from the time have said that Pinochet reluctantly became involved only a few days before the coup was scheduled to occur, and followed the lead of the other branches (especially the Navy, under Merino) as they executed the coup.
Although Pinochet was authoritarian and anti-communist, the scholarly consensus is that Pinochet does not fit under the classic definition of Fascism due to his support for Neoliberal economics and lack of belief in Palingenetic ultranationalism.
Personality
He likes 🚁 helicopters and flying on them.
He also likes File:Soc.png commies especially when they are dead, preferably in the ocean, and more if they were thrown from a helicopter.
How to Draw
The design of Pinochetism is simply a Chilean flag, as Augusto Pinochet ruled Chile, but using a helicopter in place of a star, to represent the Death Flights.
- Draw a ball with eyes.
- Draw a horizontal red line through the middle of the ball.
- Fill the space underneath with red.
- Draw a blue line perpendicular to the red line, going up to the top of the ball.
- Fill the space to the left of the line in blue.
- Draw a 🚁 helicopter in the blue space
- (Optional) draw the hat of Augusto Pinochet
- Draw a grey brim for the hat, and on the brim an olive branch pattern on it in gold
- Above the brim draw a vaguely quadrilateral top
- Between the brim and the top of the hat draw a golden rope
- On the top draw a red oval
- On the oval draw 2 arches of the golden color which are connected
- Between the aches draw a white star.
Relationships
Co-pilots (Friends)
- Right-Wing Populism - Our country will be a country of owners, not proletarians.
- Neoconservatism - Reagan and Thatcher are the best buddies one can possibly get.
- Gremialismo - We both think people should stay as far as they can from politics.
- Hoppeanism - Mutual love of helicopters and capitalism, though I do wish you'd emphasise the importance of the state.
- Ilminism - Based trading partner, and ally against Communism. You are the TRUE Korea.
- National Capitalism - Basically me. Schäfer was a huge help with those commies! Just cool it with the racism. Our neoliberal allies don't like it.
- Authoritarian Capitalism - Best father a son could ever ask for.
- National Libertarianism - We get along watching military parades.
- National Conservatism - We're similar in a lot of ways.
- Kahanism - Based guy from Israel.
- Fujimorism - Peruvian-Japanese guy who got rid of commies! Basado!
- Capitalism - Socialism is caca yes.
- Dengism - The only commie I like, but then again is he really one?
- Chicagoan Libertarianism - The architects of the Chilean Miracle.
- Conservative Liberalism - JAK is based.
- Reactionary Liberalism - ¡Morir luchando, marxistas ni cagando!
- Right-Accelerationism - Over years, people will ask for the military government to return.
- Cultism - Great job with Colonia Dignidad
- Hayekism - Thanks for the support.
Passengers (Frenemies)
- Neoliberalism - I like your economics but you're a filthy backstabber.
- Fascism - Your authoritarian methods and militant anti-communism are based, but embrace the free market dammit!
- Corporatism - Same as above. The ISI model only hinders our potential.
- Anarcho-Capitalism - Stop denying it, you know you love me.
- State Liberalism - Is a dictatorial capitalist, like me, but I'm not too crazy about the progressivism or globalism. And reactionaries don't get the ride.
- Alt-Right - I appreciate your love for helicopters but only commies, not liberals get the ride!
(they'll get car bombs) - Christian Democracy - You too threw corn to the barracks, stop pretending you didn't support me. Aylwin knew what was going on.
- Liberal Feminism - What do you mean I need to hire more female helicopter pilots???
- Putinism - Thanks for praising me[2][3] and don't letting commies win elections, but please stop supporting them.
- Libertarianism - Accepting the right of communists to live their lives as they please? Pfft. At least you also like Milton Friedman.
- State Capitalism - Seem like a cool guy, but too statist economically.
- Capitalist Communism - Pick one side, I cannot throw away your bad side without good side dying.
- Maoism - I oppose everything you stands for, but I still like the way you did to the dissents and democracy to an extent.
Fish Food (Enemies)
- Marxism–Leninism - "When Chileans understand what is communism about... When they understand the deception, the fallacies, how they're being deceived... They will realize we were right."[4]
(don't blame me for human right abuse,2.7% GDP growth per year and 2nd highest Gini coefficient in the world,It's a marginal mistake by him ) - Marxism–Leninism–Maoism - Senderistas also get a ride!
- Libertarian Marxism - "I'll step on you, no-good commie!"
- Castroism - Exporting the revolution while your people are starving? You're a horrible leader.
- Guevarism - And you're an awful example for our youth.
- Liberation Theology - Partisans that disguise themselves as priests don't deserve our respect.(wait,why you became leftist after I left presidentship?)
- Allendism - We only did our patriotic duty to oust an unconstitutional president.
- Esoteric Socialism - Are you not just Allendism again?
- Neozapatismo - Sounds like Anarcho-Communism with extra steps.
- Agrarian Socialism - Land reform was a mistake and Comandante Pepe needed to be stopped.
- Insurrectionary Anarchism - You're just an armed thug, on top of being a useful idiot for him. Get on board.
- Ethnocacerism - No, we won't give you Arica back.
- Posadism - This is the sickest commie of all! Nuclear war to bring about communism? You disgust me.
- National Bolshevism - You know what you are and what you did. But of course, I agree with Eduard Limonov that Communists and Helicopters are a good combination.
- National Socialism - You're very similar to the man above.
- Social Democracy - You're an upeliento too.
- Anarcho-Communism - Try me, see where that gets you.
- Social Libertarianism - You're Social Democracy but more right-leaning and more libertarian.
- Titoism - Pits? Not if I throw you off the chopper first!
BUT MUH FUNNY HELICOPTER MAN!!! - Marxist Feminism - Family destroying scum. Get to the helicopter femini-commie.
- Libertarian Feminism - Your belief in free markets don't make up for it.
- Hoxhaism - You diss other commies for not being commie enough? You're crazy.
- Left Communism - Just as I thought that the above two weren't crazy already... I'll throw you and your armchair off the chopper! We might need a bigger chopper...
- Stalinism - I don't care whether you're revisionist or not, you all will get on board.
- Luxemburgism - Don't care if you are a woman, get in the chopper.
- Socialism of the 21st Century - Get to the helicopter! Now!
Further Information
Wikipedia
- Pinochetism
- Augusto Pinochet
- Death Flights
- National Advance
- Military Dictatorship of Chile (1973-1990)
- Government Junta of Chile (1973)
- 1973 Chilean coup
- Chicago Boys
- National Force
Notable Pinochetists
- Álvaro Corbalán
- Iván Moreira
- José Antonio Kast
- Pablo Rodríguez Grez
- Cristián Labbé
- Miguel Krassnoff
- Hermógenes Pérez de Arce Ibieta
- Ignacio Urrutia
- Camila Flores
- Patricia Maldonado
- Johannes Kaiser
- Sebastián Izquierdo
- Gloria Naveillán
- María Angélica Cristi
- Tomasz Paweł Czapla
Literature
By Augusto Pinochet
- Camino Recorrido - Memorias de un soldado
- El día decisivo: 11 de Septiembre de 1973
- Política, politiquería y demagogia
By other authors
- Historia de la Revolución Militar Chilena 1973 - 1990 by Hermógenes Pérez de Arce
Videos
- Biography of Captain General Augusto Pinochet Ugarte, by "El Viejo de Historia"
- Chile and its truth, by Hermógenes Pérez de Arce (in Spanish)
- The thousand days where Popular Unity destroyed Chile, by Vanessa Kaiser (in Spanish)
- Former MIR partisan and pinochetist about the military government, by El Nacional Libertario (in Spanish)
Songs
- Mi general, Augusto Pinochet by Luis "Checho" González
- Mano dura Pinochet
- I need a Pinochet reuploaded by KenNerd
- Helicopter Song, by Finntronaut
- Start Up The Rotors,Krwawa dyktatura and Revolution 9/11 by Kelthuz
Helikopter by Fazlija
Gallery
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Credit: u/Kirbly11, Source
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- ↑ R. Griffin, The Nature of Fascism, London: Routledge, 2003, pp. 36–37
- ↑ https://www.nd-aktuell.de/artikel/461493.pinochet-als-vorbild.html?sstr=putin
- ↑ https://www.theguardian.com/world/2000/mar/31/russia.iantraynor
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8LJEk5hNHU