Anarcho-Jazzism
Not to be confused with
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Anarcho-Jazzism, alternatively Boltonism, is an off-the-compass libertarian left-wing ideology that follows one guiding principle: No Government, Only Jazz.
Beliefs
AnJazz believes that both the capitalist system and the state only serve to steal Jazz from the masses and as such must be abolished. Anything that keeps the means of Jazz production from the workers is to be considered a spook.
Furthermore, AnJazz is culturally left-wing to a fault. It hates all things which represent tradition including classical music and the realist movement.
Personality and Behavior
AnJazz is a laid back, cool ideology that's only in it for the jazz. He is a connoisseur of the history and meme culture of jazz, so he loves to make jazz references. He dislikes other types of music, seeing them as "statist".
How to Draw
- Draw a black circle (#000000)
- Fill it with lighter black (#242424)
- Draw the saxophone in the center:
- Start with the yellow body (#E8C100)
- Add buttons (#662700)
- Add ligature at end (#7F3300)
- (Optional)Draw a cigar
- Draw the eyes (or sunglasses and you're done!
Relationships
Jazzistic
Anarchism - I tell you, there hasn't been someone as jazz as grandma.
Anarcho-Egoism - Other musicians are spooks.
Kinda jazzistic
- Third Way - You inspired me to become what I am, but why are you a filthy statist?
Not jazzistic
Capitalism - You steal jazz from the people!
Authoritarianism - So do you!
Gallery
Further info
- Saxophone politics #shorts by J.J McCullough
