Anarcho-Jazzism

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Not to be confused with Third Way.

Anarcho-Jazzism
Functional Harmony is a spook!
Basic Information
Aliases	Boltonism AnJazz
Alignment(s)	Off-Compass  Libertarian Left  Culturally Left  Left-Wing Anarchists
Ideological Information
Influenced by:	Anarcho-Egoism Anarcho-Communism Anarchism
Notable people	Pascal Benvenuti (1980-) Daniel Carter (1945-) Jaki Liebezeit (1939-2007)
Character Information
Likes	Jazz Jazz Jazz Did I mention Jazz?
Dislikes	Non-jazz
Song	Howard Johnson's Nubia - You Gotta Have Freedom Bill Clinton playing saxophone on Arsenio Hall Show Duncan Lamont - Pressure Point

Anarcho-Jazzism, alternatively Boltonism, is an off-the-compass libertarian left-wing ideology that follows one guiding principle: No Government, No Capitalism, Only Jazz.

Beliefs

AnJazz believes that both the capitalist system and the state only serve to steal Jazz from the masses and as such must be abolished. Anything that keeps the means of Jazz production from the workers is to be considered a spook.

Furthermore, AnJazz is culturally left-wing to a fault. It hates all things which represent tradition and capitalist and authoritarian including classical music and the realist movement.

Personality and Behavior

AnJazz is a laid back, cool ideology that's only in it for the jazz. He is a connoisseur of the history and meme culture of jazz, so he loves to make jazz references. He dislikes other types of music, seeing them as "statist".

How to Draw

1. Draw a circle
2. Fill it with dark cyan
3. Draw the saxophone in the center:
   1. Start with the yellow body
   2. Add buttons in gold
   3. Add ligature at end also in gold
4. (Optional) Draw a cigar
5. Draw the eyes (or sunglasses and you're done!

Color Name		HEX	RGB
	Dark Cyan	#1d5f6b	29, 95, 107
	Yellow	#E8C100	232, 193, 0

Relationships

Jazzistic

• Anarchism - I tell you, there hasn't been someone as jazz as grandma.
• Anarcho-Egoism - My Parent, other musicians are spooks.
• Anarcho-Communism - My other parent.
• Soulism - Likes my jizz jazz.
• Ego-Communism - Like the above but… “moderate”.
• Situationism - Same as above.
• Post-Leftism - And again.

Kinda jazzistic

• Third Way - You inspired me to become what I am, but why are you a filthy statist?

Not jazzistic

• Capitalism - You steal jazz from the people!
• Authoritarian Capitalism - So do you!
• Authoritarianism - And you two!
• Juche - Anti-capitalism is cool but banning jazz is unforgivable.
• Fascism - He tried to eliminate jazz from Italy.
• Francoism - Stop restricting me and favoring that boring classical music!
• Nazism - He thinks I'm a Jewish conspiracy or something. What is this?
• Frankfurt School - Hates jazz for some reason.

Gallery

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Further info

• Saxophone politics #shorts by J.J. McCullough

Literature

• Understanding Anarcho-Jazzism and its current state by "M"
• Manifesto for an All-Anarchist Jazz Band by Ian Fletcher