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Revision as of 08:39, 7 February 2022

Zionism, also called Jewish Nationalism is a Nationalist ideology that believes in Jewish self determination in part of their ancestral homeland.

Zionism was proposed as a solution to the Jewish Question and as an escape from Anti-Semitism. The idea is that the only way to escape persecution from countries within the diaspora was to create a land that was specifically Jewish that would be safe for Jews.

History

Political Zionism started in the late 1800s with Theodor Herzl publishing his book: Der Judenstaat (The Jewish State) and later Altneuland (The Old New Land), but the Jewish sentiment of returning to Zion has existed far longer, since the land of Israel was taken over by the Roman Empire.

Zionism started as a fringe ideology within the Jewish community, with many voicing their disapproval for the idea, but in 1917, during the First World War, Britain was in dire need of support, so they turned to the Jewish community, and in return they created the Balfour Declaration which was a public statement promising a homeland for Jews located in Palestine, which at the time was under the Ottoman Empire's rule.

Personality and Behaviour

Zionism is usually portrayed as a mixture of Jewish stereotypes, meaning he likes behind conspiracy, money, hats and uttering Yiddish phrases.

Stylistic Notes

  • Literally just Israelcube from Polandball.
  • Likes to call other non-cubes "Goy", "Goyim", or "Gentiles" and sometimes "animals" because the Talmud says so.

How to Draw

Flag

The flag of Zionism is simply the flag of Israel, as Zionism is an ideology that sought its establishment and seeks to maintain its existence.

  1. Draw a cube,
  2. Draw two blue horizontal lines at the top and base of the cube,
  3. Draw a blue Star of David (✡︎) in the centre,
  4. Colour the rest of the cube white,
  5. Draw the eyes, and you're done!
  6. (Optional) Draw a Kippah (skullcap)
Color Name HEX RGB
Blue #0038B8 0, 56, 184
White #FFFFFF 255, 255, 255


Relationships

חברים (Friends)

טירוף (Frenemies)

  • Castroism - Just make up your mind!
  • Marxism–Leninism - Let my Refusniks go!
  • Jewish-Nazism - I can't hate you, I just feel sorry.
  • Monarchism - Took them awhile to finally let my people go! But King David was based.
  • Neo-Ottomanism- Good business partner but also suspiciously Antisemitic.
  • Jewish Theocracy - I think you have some good ideas, but let Secular Zionism be part of us too.
  • Kahanism - You're a bit extreme.
  • Indigenism - Despite the ideological friction, every exiled ethnicity has the right to return (except for Palestinians, ban them from returning to our glorious Jewish homeland)
  • מְטוּפָּשׁ - Literally Palestinians. Literally an idiot, "the rule of the worst", but at least you hate him and you like the idea of a Jewish state, like me, but for very different reasons.
  • Right-Wing Populism - The Goyim know, shut it down! However your mainstream proponents who all support Israel such as Trump are based though.

אויבים (Enemies)

  • Bundism - My weird secular, Marxist, Yiddish-speaking counterpart who prefers to stay in a minority.
  • Arab Socialism - Tried to destroy me but failed!
  • Ba'athism - You're him but worse.
  • Islamic Theocracy - The greatest enemy of Zionism. You are all terrorists that want to commit anudda Holocaust!!1!
  • Caesarism - YOU WERE THE ONE WHO EXPELLED ALL OF US FROM OUR KINGDOM IN THE FIRST PLACE, FUCK YOU!
  • Reactionary Socialism - OY VEY!!! STOP CALLING US CHRIST-KILLERS!!!! It was him, you anti-Semites! And we're not all greedy.
  • National Socialism - I don't think I really need to explain him...
  • White Nationalism & Alt-Right - ...and them neither
  • Fourth Theory - No, I do not control the west.
  • Old Imperialism - The Roman Imperialists took us from our homeland. And the Arabic imperialists not only colonized is with people from Arabia, but attack us as imperialist because we support America and want to exist.
  • Black Zionism - Racist and antisemitic bastard child of mine.
  • Jewish Anarchism - State-hating traitor!

Further Information

Articles

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Concepts

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