Monarchism

Not to be confused with Minarchism

Monarchism is an ideology that believes in a government with a monarch at the head. Monarchs are rulers who govern a country until they die or are abdicated and hold titles like king or queen. Monarchism can be in any quadrant as most ideologies authoritarian or libertarian, conservative or progressive, economically left or right, can have a monarch if they want to.

"For monarchy to work, one man must be wise. For democracy to work, a majority of the people must be wise. Which is more likely?"
Charles Maurras

The child of Tribalism, he is one of the oldest ideologies in the Polcompball canon, being born at the cradle of civilization itself (possibly born even 12,000 years ago).

History

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Beliefs

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Variants

King Culture

On the internet there are some men-focused movements and groups which are opposed to the ideas of both Manosphere and Men's Liberation. It dislikes Manoshere's toxicity and hatred towards women and its usual non-traditional and one sided view of relationships. It does, however, also dislike, even more, Men's Liberation's attempt to "free" men from traditional masculinity and its general progressivism. Instead it wants men to embrace traditional masculinity and work on self-improvement. It is generally against the "modern wester lifestyle" and wants men to free themselves from modern degeneracy, such as pornography and extreme consumerism. Work out and read good litterature (such as the Bible or philosophy) is what it believes men should do instead of partaking in the lifestyle which western society promotes.

Personality

Monarchism will take on characteristics of a stereotypical king or queen (which depending on your view might be anything from a warrior hero to lazy, inbred, sexually deviant, pious, entitled proto-bourgeoisie).
He uses divine right to rule and believes that God has ordained them their reign. Even though some monarchs are secular, they often believe that religion is necessary to unify the people.
He has hundreds of mistresses/concubines/harem which usually hang out in his castle (or bedroom).
He fights a lot with Feudalism, which sometimes gets violent.

How to Draw

Flag of Monarchism

Draw a ball with eyes
Fill it with purple
Add a crown on top (Gold for the crown, and red for the jewels)

And you're done!

	HEX	RGB
Purple	#B83DBA	184, 61, 186
Gold	#FEE400	254, 228, 0
Red	#FF0000	255, 0, 0

Relationships

Loyalists and family

Constitutional Monarchism - A weak son with recent success, I call him John.
Absolute Monarchism - A strong son who's been failing recently, I call him Jeffrey.
Monarcho-Capitalism - My business minded son, I call him Chandler.
Monarcho-Socialism - My son who cares for the peasants, I call him Jack.
Feudalism - My best son, I call him Richard the Lionhearted.
Conservatism - Depending on context, he defends me.
Satirism - Ah, there's my court jester! ~~Limit yourself to the nobles and the peasants or someone will wake up with a noose tied to their neck!~~ Never mind, you can joke about me, just make it funny.
Trumpism - Why hello there, Old Sport! ~~Wait, what do you mean you're a "different person"?~~
Orangism - Sportsy, there you are, I was looking for you.

Questionably loyal

Elective Monarchism - God, are the nobility annoying!
Anarcho-Monarchism - My weird son. ~~(You are the living example of why we have to inbreed, because your mother gave me the other half of the STD's I didn't have)~~
Ceremonial Monarchism - Stop being so lazy and do something!
Imperialism - I like it when he helps me & hate it when he invades me.
Mercantilism - Exports good, imports bad. Just quit conquering my friends, you big, bumbling buffoon!
Classical Liberalism - You kick me out of the Thirteen colonies but you also helped me in Britain.
Scientocracy - What do you mean I have every single STD known to medicine?
- - Well, it's not that bad, you have three stooges syndrome

Filthy Knaves

Dennis - I order you to BE QUIET!!!!!!
- : "Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
Longism - Take that crown off, now. You're not a king and neither are those you claim to made into kings.
Enlightenment Thought - Dirty peasant kicked me off my own estate!
Roman Republicanism - The Roman Republic shall be reorganized into the FIRST ROMAN EMPIRE!
Jacobinism - Get that guillotine away from me!
American Model - 1776, never forget!
Marxism–Leninism - You destroyed the Romanov dynasty! Filthy red bastards!
Illuminatism - HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY I AM NOT YOUR PUPPET, JUST A LITTLE WORD TO YOU YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR DUMB MOUTH SHUT!
Kritarchy - What do you mean I have been judged guilty of murdering 19 children and multiple instances of genocide, incestuous relationships and forced marriage?
Nazism - National and racial identity is a modernist concept made by those Enlightenment freemasons for fooling the peasants, you dirty populist rat! Germans should only obey for a Kaiser, not a modernist crap named "Fatherland"! ~~But we both dislike those hook-nosed bankers.~~