Anarcho-Jazzism

Stub Article

"This page is very underdeveloped, let's expand it using our shared capital!" - Capitalist Communism

This article is a stub. You can help the Polcompball Wki by expanding it by pressing the Edit, or edit source button on the top of the page. in accordance with our editing guidelines.

Not to be confused with Third Way.

Anarcho-Jazzism
Functional Harmony is a spook!
Basic Information
Aliases	Boltonism AnJazz
Alignment(s)	Off-Compass LibLeft Culturally Left
Ideological Information
Influenced by:	Character Family: Anarcho-Egoism (Parent) Anarcho-Communism (Parent) Anarchism (Grandparent)
Notable people	Pascal Benvenuti (1980-) Daniel Carter (1945-) Jaki Liebezeit (1939-2007)
Character Information
Likes	Jazz Jazz Jazz Did I mention Jazz?
Dislikes	Non-jazz
Song	Howard Johnson's Nubia - You Gotta Have Freedom Bill Clinton playing saxophone on Arsenio Hall Show

Anarcho-Jazzism, alternatively Boltonism, is an off-the-compass libertarian left-wing ideology that follows one guiding principle: No Government, Only Jazz.

Beliefs

AnJazz believes that both the capitalist system and the state only serve to steal Jazz from the masses and as such must be abolished. Anything that keeps the means of Jazz production from the workers is to be considered a spook.

Furthermore, AnJazz is culturally left-wing to a fault. It hates all things which represent tradition including classical music and the realist movement.

Personality and Behavior

AnJazz is a laid back, cool ideology that's only in it for the jazz. He is a connoisseur of the history and meme culture of jazz, so he loves to make jazz references. He dislikes other types of music, seeing them as "statist".

How to Draw

1. Draw a black circle (#000000)
2. Fill it with lighter black (#242424)
3. Draw the saxophone in the center:
   1. Start with the yellow body (#E8C100)
   2. Add buttons (#662700)
   3. Add ligature at end (#7F3300)
4. (Optional)Draw a cigar
5. Draw the eyes (or sunglasses and you're done!

Relationships

Jazzistic

• Anarchism - I tell you, there hasn't been someone as jazz as grandma.
• Anarcho-Egoism - Other musicians are spooks.
• Soulism - Likes my jizz jazz.

Kinda jazzistic

• Third Way - You inspired me to become what I am, but why are you a filthy statist?

Not jazzistic

• Capitalism - You steal jazz from the people!
• Authoritarianism - So do you!

Gallery

• 

Further info

• Saxophone politics #shorts by J.J McCullough

Literature

• Understanding Anarcho-Jazzism and its current state by "M"
• Manifesto for an All-Anarchist Jazz Band by Ian Fletcher