Reactionary Socialism

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Reactionary Socialism is an authoritarian left and Reactionary ideology that resides in the lower left half of the political compass. It is very close to Agrarian Socialism, Guild Socialism, and Distributism in policy, but is radically more traditionalist. Generally very decentralist, it is opposed to the policies of National Bolshevism and Strasserism.

History

In the Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels, Reactionary Socialism was referred to as basically a form of socialism that sought to revert to feudalism, or a Clerical version of socialism. It generally sought to de-proletarianize the working class, redistribute land to the peasants, and generally return to a Medieval type economy instead of seeking total collectivism. Since then, it has been used pejoratively towards "bourgeoise" socialist systems, such as Social Democracy. Additionally, many monarchists who were opposed to capitalism called themselves socialist, even though they were feudalists. Previous spokespersons include some members of the sao paulo forum and latin american nationalists for example Albizu campos saw american imperialism as being tied to protestantism and the "yankee" mentality he advocated for socialism and a return to a conservative agrarian way of life. The modern spokespersons for it are Alexander Dugin, who sees socialism as the best way to enforce a traditional society, and Arthur Penty, who glorified the guild economy. Some have even referred to Strasserism as reactionary socialism, since Strasser wanted federalization, a guild economy, and agrarianism.

Personality

Reactionary Socialism is very religious (generally Catholic, can be Orthodox) and traditional, like his father. However, he gets an explosive temper from his mother, and can usually be seen telling the proletariat to revolt against the unnatural plight of capitalism. Can be depicted speaking in Middle English, holding a sword and sickle or a musket, or holding some sweet Victorian era flags.

Beliefs

The beliefs of reactionary socialists can vary greatly. Generally, they want small scale worker democracy (like distributism), an artisan economy, a return to ruralism and the agrarian lifestyle, a planned economy, a return to some traditional religion, and a Monarchist or autocratic government system. However, they generally hate centralism, instead preferring federalism and localism. Some see socialism as an ends to itself (once it gets rid of the materialism and egalitarianism), while some see it as a step towards reinstating feudalism. Can be very hostile toward technology.

How To Draw

Reactionary Socialism's design is based of the combination of the Jerusalem cross (a symbol used for reactionarism within Polcompball) on the red background (to symbolise socialism).

  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Color it in with red
  3. Draw a yellow/buff Jerusalem Cross (without the tiny crosses) inside a yellow/buff circle.
  4. Draw some eyes.
  5. (Optional) draw a cool hat, and/or cool victorian era weapons. You're all done!

Relationships

Friends

  • Monarchism - The best governmental system, unfortunately impractical in the modern world.
  • Traditionalism - "Traditionalism is the most revolutionary ideal of our times", full on agree!
  • Fourth Theory - My more modern counterpart.
  • Agrarian Socialism - Farmland distribution? Count me in!
  • Conservative Socialism - Based, but why don't you like feudalism?
  • Confederalism- He hates yankees and libtards, I hate yankees and libtards.
  • Neoluddism - Hey, we both want to get rid of industry, we should get together more often.
  • Feudalism - Epic, based, and redpilled.
  • Pol Potism - This guy gets me. Well, sort of. We can never agree about monarchy or feudalism.
  • Imperialism - Unlike most other socialists, I see nothing wrong with imperialism.
  • Populareism - An early version of me.
  • Crusadism - Deus vult!
  • Black-Hundredism - Based and Tsar-pilled!
  • Mladorossism - Tsarism and socialism? I love you.
  • Monarcho-Socialism - Based, but get more reactionary.
  • Monarcho-Distributism - Like distributism, but better.
  • Gerontocracy - The wisdom of the elders must be passed down generation to generation.
  • Catholic Theocracy - It goes without saying, BASED!
  • Bonapartism - Napoleon was based for the most part, one of the few people to combine monarchy and social welfare successfully. His biggest mistake was not bringing back feudalism when he had the chance.
  • Kritarchy - Any form of government from The Bible is based! But it had its day and now it's feudalism's turn.

Irresolute

  • Distributism - My more... moderate counterpart. Get more reactionary.
  • Castroism - Fellow revolutionary but why did you support libtard revisionists later on?
  • Black Nationalism- Racial state? Malcolm X, Huey P, Albizu Campos? Based! But you're still black
  • Guild Socialism - You started out based, why did you have to start liking democracy so much?
  • Stalinism - Stalinist Russia was pretty epic, but I don't like your materialism or egalitarianism.
  • Christian Theocracy - Epic, but why so capitalist?
  • Korwinism - Get rid of the cringe capitalism and you'll be based!
  • Christian Socialism - Religion and socialism? Based! Progressivism? Not based!
  • National Socialism - Getting rid of Christ-killers was based but overall this ideology is just weird.
  • National Bolshevism - You have some good ideas but you're too afraid to embrace true traditionalism.
  • Hydrarchy - Wanna go plunder the Spanish Armada? What? They hired you to attack us?
  • Khomeinism - Closest thing to me in real life, too bad you practice the wrong religion.
  • Mercantilism - Conquering weaker nations and subjugating them is based, but the capitalism part isn't.
  • Paternalistic Conservatism - Good guy but too moderate. I am the key to what you want!
  • Welfare Chauvinism - Just become a bit more radical, and join me!
  • Juche - You're pretty cool but why are you so afraid to embrace your monarchist nature?
  • Hoppeanism - Based social views but needs more racism. Capitalism and anarchism are cringe, though.
  • File:Enlightnenment.png Enlightenment - You had some good ideas but getting rid of feudalism was cringe.
  • Counter-Enlightenment - You also had some good ideas but please learn to embrace socialism.
  • Kraterocracy - Based but seems to not understand the value in helping the poor. We can be stronger and subjugate others more efficiently if we're unified. "Rule of the strong" should be large-scale.
  • Odalism - Cool guy, basically me if I were an anprim. Has a lot of good ideas but doesn't understand that the feudal age was our high point and the Age of Discovery proves that.
  • Protestant Theocracy - You split the church up and went against the Pope, but I forgive you for that, it is the Christian thing to do, and you are a good Christian man just as I am. I'm still keeping my eye on you, though.
  • Jewish Theocracy - You were the foundation for Christianity and once were God's chosen people, but you are responsible for the death of the Messiah, for that I cannot forgive. Sorry, but the Holy Land belongs to the Pope.
  • Fabian Socialism - Kinda based, but why get rid of the poor when they can be used to work to enrich the state?
  • Reactionary Liberalism - Based but champions the very economic system responsible for bringing the things into the world that we oppose. Maybe he'll see that socialism and feudalism are the keys to what he wants.

Foes

  • Marxism–Leninism - Can be based, but generally you absolutely suck.
  • Maoism - Wait, there's more of them?
  • Dengism - WTF?! At least the other two are socialists. Nice job with the camps.
  • Marxism - Leave it to a Christ-killer to come up with a form of socialism that the queers pervert into something awful. I also hate you for making a mockery out of me. Now nobody takes me seriously anymore thanks to you.
  • Anarchism - You make me want to blaspheme, you absolute heathen scum!
  • Capitalism - Ew. Do I have to say more?
  • Anarcho-Capitalism - The worst of both worlds.
  • Democracy - No.
  • Kakistocracy - Are you not just Democracy again?
  • Pinochetism - You're dropping the wrong people out of helicopters. And you're a capitalist.
  • Alt-Right - You're like a neutered Nazi, fearful and timid. Cowardly scoundrels, the lot of you!
  • Alt-Lite - You're an even bigger coward than your friend. You're fearful of your own shadow.
  • Jacobinism - I absolutely abhor you.
  • File:Prog.png Progressivism - Progression is the absolute opposite of what socialism should bring about.
  • Pink Capitalism - Progression? Capitalism? You are the worst ideology that has ever existed.
  • State Liberalism - Wait, I take that back. YOU are the worst ideology that has ever existed.
  • Corporatocracy - Capitalist, degenerate, heathens, run by Christ-killers, your wicked ways make me want to blaspheme! Begone, foul plague on western civilization!
  • Kleptocracy - Are you not just Corporatocracy again?
  • Fordism - Your soma product is the work of the devil! But it makes me feel like heaven...
  • Pagan Theocracy - BURN THE WITCH AT THE STAKE!
  • Pacifist Feminism - BURN THE WITCH AT THE STAKE!
  • Satanic Theocracy - BURN THE WITCH AT THE STAKE! Noticing a pattern here?
  • State Atheism - No, I'm not going to burn you at the stake. I have special plans for heretics like you.
  • Zionism - [comment removed by moderator]
  • Kahanism - [comment removed by moderator, muted for 24 hours]
  • Neoliberalism - Judeocapitalists trying to push a failed ideology! Feudalism is human nature, you fools!
  • Trumpism - Fake traditionalist who hates both feudalism and socialism.
  • Islamic Theocracy - Barbarian hordes get rekt, the Holy Land belongs to the Catholic Church.
  • Jihadism - Are you not just Islamic Theocracy again?
  • Islamic Democracy - Barbarians, democracy, you're almost as bad as that thing.
  • Islamic Anarchism - Anarchism? Barbarianism? Just pure wretched filth.
  • Jewish Anarchism - Wait, isn't this ideology redundant in the same way Jewish Feminism is?
  • Neoconservatism - Libtards who hate socialism and tradition and loves Christ-killers. The war on terror had the chance to be based, but you fucked up the west's best opportunity at a crusade in centuries.
  • Circulus Theory - Your whole ideology is shit. Both literally and metaphorically.
  • World Federalism - Only based if it's controlled by the crown or the Pope, otherwise it's cringe egalitarian shit.
  • Esoteric Fascism - Wanting to eliminate Christ-killers is based but that heathen Paganism is disgusting.
  • Esoteric Socialism - Cease! Desist! You devil-worshipers are Christ-killers pretending to be socialists.

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