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<blockquote>''Not to be confused with [[File:3way.png]] {{PCB|Third Way}}.''</blockquote>
<blockquote><s>''Not to be confused with [[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]].''</s></blockquote>
{{Ideology
{{Ideology
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|title = [[File:Ajazz.png]] Anarcho-Jazzism
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|image =
Anarcho-Jazzism-Livony-Portrait.png
|title=[[File:Ajazz.png]] Anarcho-Jazzism
|image=Anarcho-Jazzism-Livony-Portrait.png
|caption = Functional Harmony is a spook!
|caption=Functional Harmony is a spook!
|aliases = Boltonism<br> AnJazz
|aliases=Boltonism<br>
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|song = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTR9vJ3ukQU You Gotta Have Freedom] by Howard Johnson's Nubia
AnJazz
|influences = '''Character Family:'''<br>
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|song=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTR9vJ3ukQU Howard Johnson's Nubia - You Gotta Have Freedom]
[[File:Egoism.png]] {{PCB|Egoism}} (Parent)<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_WuGDYawFQ Bill Clinton playing saxophone on Arsenio Hall Show]
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[[File:Ancom.png]] {{PCB|Anarcho-Communism}} (Parent)<br>
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[[File:Awaj.png]] {{PCB|Anarchism}} (Grandparent)
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[[File: Offcompass.png]] [[:Category:Off The Compass|Off-Compass]]
[[File: Libleft.png]] [[LibLeft]]
|likes=Jazz<br>Jazz<br>Jazz<br>Did I mention Jazz?|
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dislikes=Non-jazz}}


[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD7Zq-t-_xc Duncan Lamont - Pressure Point]
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'''Anarcho-Jazzism''', alternatively '''Boltonism''', is an off-the-compass libertarian left-wing ideology that follows one guiding principle: No Government, Only Jazz.
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[[File:Anego.png]] [[Anarcho-Egoism]]<br>
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[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]]<br>
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[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]]
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{{Info|Off The Compass}}
[[File:OffLibLeft.png|link=:Category:Libertarian Left]] [[:Category:Libertarian Left|{{Color|#C9E5BD|'''Libertarian Left'''}}]]<br>
{{Info|Culturally Left}}<br>
[[File:Synthesisanarchy.png|link=:Category:Libertarian Left]] [[:Category:Libertarian Left|{{Color|#FF0000|'''Left-'''}}{{Color|#9D22B2|'''Wing'''}} {{Color|#000000|{{Glow|'''Anarchists'''|#E0E0E0}}}}]]
|likes=Jazz<br>
Jazz<br>
Jazz<br>
Did I mention Jazz?
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|dislikes=Non-jazz
|theorists=
*Pascal Benvenuti (1980-)
*Daniel Carter (1945-)
*Jaki Liebezeit (1939-2007)
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'''Anarcho-Jazzism''', alternatively '''Boltonism''', is an off-the-compass libertarian left-wing ideology that follows one guiding principle: No Government, No Capitalism, Only Jazz.


==Beliefs==
==Beliefs==
AnJazz believes that both the capitalist system and the state only serve to steal Jazz from the masses and as such must be abolished. Anything that keeps the means of Jazz production from the workers is to be considered a spook.
AnJazz believes that both the capitalist system and the state only serve to steal Jazz from the masses and as such must be abolished. Anything that keeps the means of Jazz production from the workers is to be considered a spook.


Furthermore, AnJazz is culturally left-wing to a fault. It hates all things which represent tradition including classical music and the realist movement.
Furthermore, AnJazz is culturally left-wing to a fault. It hates all things which represent tradition and capitalist and authoritarian including classical music and the realist movement.



==Personality and Behavior==
==Personality and Behavior==
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==How to Draw==
==How to Draw==
#Draw a black circle (#000000)
#Draw a circle
#Fill it with lighter black (#242424)
#Fill it with lighter black
#Draw the saxophone in the center:
#Draw the saxophone in the center:
##Start with the yellow body (#E8C100)
##Start with the yellow body
##Add buttons (#662700)
##Add buttons in gold
##Add ligature at end (#7F3300)
##Add ligature at end also in gold
#(Optional)Draw a cigar
#(Optional) Draw a cigar
#Draw the eyes (or sunglasses and you're done!
#Draw the eyes (or sunglasses and you're done!

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|c1 = Dark Cyan
|h1 = #1d5f6b
|c2 = Yellow
|h2 = #E8C100
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==Relationships==
==Relationships==
===Jazzistic===
===Jazzistic===
*[[File:Awaj.png]] {{PCB|Anarchism}} - I tell you, there hasn't been someone as jazz as grandma.
*[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]] - I tell you, there hasn't been someone as jazz as grandma.
*[[File:Egoism.png]] {{PCB|Egoism}} - Other musicians are spooks.
*[[File:Anego.png]] [[Anarcho-Egoism]] - My Parent other musicians are spooks.
*[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - My other parent.
*[[File:Soul.png]] [[Soulism]] - Likes my <s>jizz</s> jazz.
*[[File:Egocom.png]] [[Ego-Communism]] - Like the above but… “moderate.”
*[[File:Situ.png]] [[Situationism]] - Same as above.
*[[File:Anpostleft.png]] [[Post-Leftism]] - And again.


===Kinda jazzistic===
===Kinda jazzistic===
*[[File:3way.png]] {{PCB|Third Way}} - You inspired me to become what I am, but why are you a filthy statist?
*[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]] - You inspired me to become what I am, but why are you a filthy statist?


===Not jazzistic===
===Not jazzistic===
*[[File:Cap.png]] {{PCB|Capitalism}} - You steal jazz from the people!
*[[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism]] - You steal jazz from the people!
*[[File:Sec.png]] {{PCB|Authoritarianism}} - So do you!
*[[File:Sec.png]] [[Authoritarianism]] - So do you!
*[[File:Authcap.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism]] - And you two!


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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==Further info==
==Further info==
*[[File:YouCube.png]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i10yz2t8Xhs Saxophone politics #shorts] by J.J McCullough
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i10yz2t8Xhs Saxophone politics #shorts] by [[File:J.J._McCullough.png]] [[Mediacracy|J.J. McCullough]]


=== Literature ===
===Literature===
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1e1B0sJpmlYIA1OUqyBgqzn2eiSweuXaMzAxSzp7_Chc/edit?usp=sharing Understanding Anarcho-Jazzism and its current state] by "M"
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1e1B0sJpmlYIA1OUqyBgqzn2eiSweuXaMzAxSzp7_Chc/edit?usp=sharing Understanding Anarcho-Jazzism and its current state] by "M"
*[https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/the-all-anarchist-jazz-band-manifesto?v=1672358400 Manifesto for an All-Anarchist Jazz Band] by Ian Fletcher


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Latest revision as of 17:54, 16 May 2024

Not to be confused with Third Way.

Anarcho-Jazzism, alternatively Boltonism, is an off-the-compass libertarian left-wing ideology that follows one guiding principle: No Government, No Capitalism, Only Jazz.

Beliefs

AnJazz believes that both the capitalist system and the state only serve to steal Jazz from the masses and as such must be abolished. Anything that keeps the means of Jazz production from the workers is to be considered a spook.

Furthermore, AnJazz is culturally left-wing to a fault. It hates all things which represent tradition and capitalist and authoritarian including classical music and the realist movement.

Personality and Behavior

AnJazz is a laid back, cool ideology that's only in it for the jazz. He is a connoisseur of the history and meme culture of jazz, so he loves to make jazz references. He dislikes other types of music, seeing them as "statist".

How to Draw

  1. Draw a circle
  2. Fill it with lighter black
  3. Draw the saxophone in the center:
    1. Start with the yellow body
    2. Add buttons in gold
    3. Add ligature at end also in gold
  4. (Optional) Draw a cigar
  5. Draw the eyes (or sunglasses and you're done!
Color Name HEX RGB
Dark Cyan #1d5f6b 29, 95, 107
Yellow #E8C100 232, 193, 0


Relationships

Jazzistic

Kinda jazzistic

  • Third Way - You inspired me to become what I am, but why are you a filthy statist?

Not jazzistic

Gallery

Further info

Literature

Navigation

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