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<blockquote>''Not to be confused with [[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]].''</blockquote>
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|song=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTR9vJ3ukQU Howard Johnson's Nubia - You Gotta Have Freedom]
|song=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTR9vJ3ukQU Howard Johnson's Nubia - You Gotta Have Freedom]
|song=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ8l8VcaMuQ Miles Davis - Perfect Way]
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_WuGDYawFQ Bill Clinton playing saxophone on Arsenio Hall Show]
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_WuGDYawFQ Bill Clinton playing saxophone on Arsenio Hall Show]
|influences='''Character Family:'''<br>
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[[File:Anego.png]] [[Anarcho-Egoism]] (Parent)<br>
[[File:Anego.png]] [[Anarcho-Egoism]]<br>
[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] (Parent)<br>
[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]]<br>
[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]] (Grandparent)
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*[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]] - I tell you, there hasn't been someone as jazz as grandma.
*[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]] - I tell you, there hasn't been someone as jazz as grandma.
*[[File:Anego.png]] [[Anarcho-Egoism]] - My Parent other musicians are spooks.
*[[File:Anego.png]] [[Anarcho-Egoism]] - My Parent other musicians are spooks.
*[[Anarcho-Communism]] - My other parent.
*[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - My other parent.
*[[File:Soul.png]] [[Soulism]] - Likes my <s>jizz</s> jazz.
*[[File:Soul.png]] [[Soulism]] - Likes my <s>jizz</s> jazz.
*[[Ego-Communism]] - Like the above but moderate.
*[[File:Egocom.png]] [[Ego-Communism]] - Like the above but moderate.
*[[Situationism]] - Same as above.
*[[File:Situ.png]] [[Situationism]] - Same as above.
*[[Post-Leftism]] - And again.
*[[File:Anpostleft.png]] [[Post-Leftism]] - And again.


===Kinda jazzistic===
===Kinda jazzistic===
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*[[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism]] - You steal jazz from the people!
*[[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism]] - You steal jazz from the people!
*[[File:Sec.png]] [[Authoritarianism]] - So do you!
*[[File:Sec.png]] [[Authoritarianism]] - So do you!
*[[Authoritarian Capitalism]] - And you two!
*[[File:Authcap.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism]] - And you two!


==Gallery==
==Gallery==

Revision as of 04:49, 13 January 2024

Not to be confused with Third Way.

Anarcho-Jazzism, alternatively Boltonism, is an off-the-compass libertarian left-wing ideology that follows one guiding principle: No Government, No Capitalism, Only Jazz.

Beliefs

AnJazz believes that both the capitalist system and the state only serve to steal Jazz from the masses and as such must be abolished. Anything that keeps the means of Jazz production from the workers is to be considered a spook.

Furthermore, AnJazz is culturally left-wing to a fault. It hates all things which represent tradition and capitalist and authoritarian including classical music and the realist movement.


Personality and Behavior

AnJazz is a laid back, cool ideology that's only in it for the jazz. He is a connoisseur of the history and meme culture of jazz, so he loves to make jazz references. He dislikes other types of music, seeing them as "statist".

How to Draw

  1. Draw a black circle (#000000)
  2. Fill it with lighter black (#242424)
  3. Draw the saxophone in the center:
    1. Start with the yellow body (#E8C100)
    2. Add buttons (#662700)
    3. Add ligature at end (#7F3300)
  4. (Optional)Draw a cigar
  5. Draw the eyes (or sunglasses and you're done!

Relationships

Jazzistic

Kinda jazzistic

  • Third Way - You inspired me to become what I am, but why are you a filthy statist?

Not jazzistic

Gallery

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