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Poopism<br> |
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[[File:Poopsoc.png]] <s>PoopSock</s><br> |
[[File:Poopsoc.png]] <s>PoopSock</s><br> |
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[[File:Rashism.png]] <s>[[Satirism|DaFuq!?Boom! Thought]]</s><br> |
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Green Elephant model<br> |
Green Elephant model<br> |
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The loathsome dung-eater<br> |
The loathsome dung-eater<br> |
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Literally 2 Girls 1 Cup |
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|song=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOufOh-kJMQ We Poop Everyday]<br> [https://youtu.be/Vdd4rBlsj2o The Great Mighty Poo]<br> |
|song=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOufOh-kJMQ We Poop Everyday]<br> [https://youtu.be/Vdd4rBlsj2o The Great Mighty Poo]<br> |
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[https://youtu.be/5lcszQm0KDc Let the pee pee hit the poo]<br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCryRt_yulc Youtube Poop intro]<br> |
[https://youtu.be/5lcszQm0KDc Let the pee pee hit the poo]<br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCryRt_yulc Youtube Poop intro]<br> |
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZHUqcNnZHM Poopenfarten Lullaby - Ayden George (TNO OST)] |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZHUqcNnZHM Poopenfarten Lullaby - Ayden George (TNO OST)]<br> |
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<s>[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lwsRQwXkjjg&pp=ygUTMiBHaXJscyAxIEN1cCB0aGVtZQ%3D%3D Herve Roy - Lovers Theme]</s> |
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|theorists=*[[File:Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism|Pierre Henri Leroux]] (1797-1871) [[File:Cball-France.png]] |
|theorists=*[[File:Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism|Pierre Henri Leroux]] (1797-1871) [[File:Cball-France.png]] |
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{{PBW|Franceball|France}}<br> |
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*[[File:Coomer.png]] Marco Fiorto (19??-) [[File:Cball-Brazil.png]] {{PBW|Brazilball|Brazil}} |
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'''Circulus''',''' '''full name '''Circulus Theory, '''is a [[File:Leftunity.png]] [[:Category:Left Unity|Left Unity]], socialism-based economic system who is a product of [[File:Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism]] and is a bastard son of [[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism|Agrarianism.]] He wants to resolve the [[w:Malthusian_catastrophe|Malthusian Catastrophe]] by collecting human feces as taxes. According to Circulus, human excrement has remarkable fertilising properties, which society fails to harness. The human waste that is otherwise discarded would fertilise agricultural production sufficient to cover society's progressively increasing food consumption. Circulus posits the existence of a natural law dependent on the circulation of human excrement back through the agricultural process and which maintains a necessary balance between soil fertility and inexorable population growth. In other words, he likes excrements. |
'''Circulus''',''' '''full name '''Circulus Theory, '''is a [[File:Leftunity.png]] [[:Category:Left Unity|Left Unity]], socialism-based economic system who is a product of [[File:Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism]] and is a bastard son of [[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism|Agrarianism.]] He wants to resolve the [[w:Malthusian_catastrophe|Malthusian Catastrophe]] by collecting human feces as taxes. According to Circulus, human excrement has remarkable fertilising properties, which society fails to harness. The human waste that is otherwise discarded would fertilise agricultural production sufficient to cover society's progressively increasing food consumption. Circulus posits the existence of a natural law dependent on the circulation of human excrement back through the agricultural process and which maintains a necessary balance between soil fertility and inexorable population growth. In other words, he likes excrements. |
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==Relationships== |
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*[[File:Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism]] - You are the only one who understands me. |
*[[File:Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism]] - You are the only one who understands me. |
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*[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - He gets it! <s>Wait, are you making fun of me?</s> |
*[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - He gets it! <s>Wait, are you making fun of me?</s> |
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*[[File:Stalin.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|Stalinism]] - Collecting [[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism|Mao's]] poopoo [https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35427926] is incredibly based. |
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*[[File:Kak.png]] [[Kakistocracy]] - Fellow coprophile. |
*[[File:Kak.png]] [[Kakistocracy]] - Fellow coprophile. |
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*[[File:Daddy_Himmler.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism|Heinrich Himmler]] - Yes, clog the toilet some more, please. |
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*[[File:Sewersoc.png]] [[Sewer Socialism]] - The sewer has lots of poopoo! |
*[[File:Sewersoc.png]] [[Sewer Socialism]] - The sewer has lots of poopoo! |
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*[[File:Hindutva.png]] [[Hindutva]] - never lets a poopoo go to waste |
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*[[File:Lawson.png]] [[Lawsonomy]] - Poo DOES have calcium in it! |
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*[[File:Coomer.png]] <s>{{PCBA|Coomerism}} - Thanks for the scat porn dude!</s> |
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===Frenemies |
===Frenemies=== |
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*[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]] - Why do you hate me?! |
*[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]] - Why do you hate me?! |
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*[[File:Biopos.png]] [[Bio-Posadism]] - You like me, but for concerning reasons. |
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===Enemies |
===Enemies=== |
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*[[File:Scientocracy Small.png]] [[Scientocracy]] - What do you mean my system will cause widespread disease because of the bacteria in human poop? Maybe I should dry it first... |
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*I have no enemies <s>hahahahaha</s>. |
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==Further Information== |
==Further Information== |
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Latest revision as of 19:14, 1 April 2024
Circulus, full name Circulus Theory, is a 
Left Unity, socialism-based economic system who is a product of 
Utopian Socialism and is a bastard son of 
Agrarianism. He wants to resolve the Malthusian Catastrophe by collecting human feces as taxes. According to Circulus, human excrement has remarkable fertilising properties, which society fails to harness. The human waste that is otherwise discarded would fertilise agricultural production sufficient to cover society's progressively increasing food consumption. Circulus posits the existence of a natural law dependent on the circulation of human excrement back through the agricultural process and which maintains a necessary balance between soil fertility and inexorable population growth. In other words, he likes excrements.
Personality
To some he is vulgar, and to others he is disgusting. What we can say about him is that he is extravagant, and he likes such things as the Ouroboros. He may see for hours how a snake eats himself or a dog running to its own tail. Circulus is a fan of the Parseltongue from Harry Potter and his favorite film is "The Human Centipede". He is very social and likes to start a conversation with some words about excrement. Even with his peculiar likes, he is very kind and cheerful.
How to Draw
- Draw a ball with eyes and fill it with brown
- Draw a white circle in the center
- Add a snake head at the bottom
- (Optional) Draw with him an excrement
| Color Name | HEX | RGB | |
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| Brown | #AB9565 | 171, 149, 101 | |
| White | #FFFFFF | 255, 255, 255 | |
Relationships
Friends
Utopian Socialism - You are the only one who understands me.
Reactionary Socialism - He gets it! Wait, are you making fun of me?
Kakistocracy - Fellow coprophile.
Sewer Socialism - The sewer has lots of poopoo!
Hindutva - never lets a poopoo go to waste
Lawsonomy - Poo DOES have calcium in it!
Coomerism - Thanks for the scat porn dude!
Frenemies
Agrarianism - Why do you hate me?!
Bio-Posadism - You like me, but for concerning reasons.
Enemies
Scientocracy - What do you mean my system will cause widespread disease because of the bacteria in human poop? Maybe I should dry it first...
