Illegalism

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ILLEGALISM WUZ HERE!!1!!1 ILLEGALISM IS THE BASEDEST IDEOLOGY OF ALL!!! ALL OTHER WIKI IDEOLOGIES ARE BIG GAY!!! (especially My partner in crime) FOLLOWING WIKI RULES AND GUIDELINES IS FOR MORALFAGS AND RULETARDS!!! WIKI JANNIES AND MODERATARTDS CAN COPE AND SEETHE!
(We are sorry for the inconvenience, Illegalism has been apprehended by Police Statism for vandalism and has been banned indefinitely until further notice... DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!!!

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Illegalism is an Anarchist ideology and philosophy which claims that criminality is just another lifestyle. Stemming from the Individualist branch, it often uses the philosophy of Anarcho-Egoism to justify its means, which most commonly includes theft and shoplifting, however this may be expanded to include any crime which may improve it's wellbeing. Illegalists also oppose markets and wage-labor.

History

W.I.P.

Foundations & Variants

Bonnot Gang

Bonnot Gang (in french La Bande à Bonnot) is a french anarcho-individualist and illegalist informal organization, that embraced destruction of society as a goal. It was started by sympathizers of Anarcho-Individualism, that invented the idea of breaking the law as an attempt to spread anarchist ideas and create insecurity in the government that was considered as main enemies by individualist anarchists. The leader of the gang was Jules Bonnot. The idea of the gang was inspired by Max Stirner, Pierre-Joseph Proudhon and Friedrich Nietzsche. In this group, there were idealistic anarchists and normal criminals.

History

In 1911 gang has robbed money from bank by using stolen car. Week after it gang members broke in shop with guns and robbed several dozen of different types of weapons, and then killed rich industrialist Moreau and robbing his money. Gang specialized in stealing cars from garages. In 1912 Bonnot gang robbed gun factory in Paris, and then robbed next cars. During terrorist attacks they killed several police officers and bankers. Gang members were most wanted criminals, police from whole country searched them, and combating them was most important theme in media. After next attack police increased their resources for prosecuting criminals. The effect was imprisoning big part of gang members, only Bonnot and few others survived free. Bonnot died during shooting with police by gunshot wounds to the head. Rest members were surrounded in house by police and military, house was exploded and both died. Gang members were convicted to death penalty, but finally they got a life sentence.

Personality and Behaviour

  • Gang member and kleptomaniac

How to Draw

Flag of Illegalism
  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Draw a line in near-black diagonally across the ball.
  3. Fill the bottom half of the ball with the same near-black color, and fill the top half with teal.
  4. Draw a white Anarchy symbol in the middle.
  5. Draw a big exclamation point (!) in the center of the "A".
  6. Add the eyes, and you're done!
  7. (Optional) Add a fedora and/or an eyepatch.
Color Name HEX RGB
Black #141414 20, 20, 20
Teal #036A66 3, 106, 102
White #FFFFFF 255, 255, 255


Relationships

Partners in Crime

Neutral

  • Agorism - Black markets are BASED! But why do you want to ban red markets? Selling organs and stolen things is based too!
  • Libertarianism - You hate monopolies but usually follow the law? CRINGE!
  • Anarcho-Capitalism - Fake individualist moralist, but has lot of stuff to steal.
  • Queer Anarchism - You're very concerned with identity politics, but if being gay is illegal where I am, I'll be gay! Be gay, do crime!
  • Ego-Communism - You wanna be a selfish bastard like me but you're still a commie!
  • Communalism - I agree that if I want something I can just take it, but I will NOT give you MY property.
  • Apoliticism - I like how you hate politics, but you’re still spooked by the law? Cringe.
  • Anarcho-Fascism - Shootings and duels are based, but You’re too concerned about all this “tradition and nation” BS.
  • Antifa - I may like riots, but I am only here to loot and kill and I don't care about your selfless cause! Also, many of you are statist.

Lawtards

  • Police Statism - YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE PIGS! *pew pew*
  • Kritarchy - Suspend the trial! *points gun* I repeat, SUSPEND THE TRIAL!
  • Post-Left Anarchism - Theory is for NERDS, only praxis matters! Also, I'M NOT YOU, and I hate people thinking I am!
  • Plutocracy - *turns on the bomb* STEP AWAY FROM THE VAULT! YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO TELL ME THE COMBINATION! TEN, NINE..!
    • - NO!
    • - THREE, TWO, ONE, *BOOM*!
  • Bankocracy - Put the money in the bag! PUT IT IN!!
  • Gerontocracy - HAND OVER THE PURSE!!!
  • Fascism - Anti-individualist!
  • National Socialism - Anti-individualist!
  • Marxism–Leninism - Anti-individualist! Nice job with that bank robbery tho
  • Caudillismo - Holy sh*t stop shooting at me!
  • Platformism - F*ck your organization, fake anarchist!
  • Anarcho-Syndicalism - When you say syndicates we think about two different types of organization, and f*ck your bureaucracy!
  • Legalism - Yes, I am motivated by my self-interest. Do you think you aren’t?
  • Liberal Feminism - Aah, what a beautiful woman walking alone tonight. Now, *pulls her aside* let's take off your clothes and let the fun begin.
  • Everyone else - Watch out, I'm coming for your property!

Further Information

Gallery

  • Credit: u/Not-A-Robot-2000, Source

    Credit: u/Not-A-Robot-2000, Source

  • Credit: u/Beancakeinatree, Source

    Credit: u/Beancakeinatree, Source

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