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{{Ideology
{{Ideology
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|title = [[File: Pinkcap.png]] Pink Capitalism [[File:Pinkcap-hat.png]]
|title=[[File:Pinkcap.png]] Pink Capitalism [[File:Pinkcap-hat.png]]
|image = Pinkcapitalist.png
|image=Pinkcapitalist.png
|caption=♂Fisting is $300♂
|caption = «Huge International Business Conglomerate says Trans Rights!»
|song = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc6vowZjWOs Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)]
|song=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc6vowZjWOs Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)]
|aliases =
|aliases={{ScrollBox|
[[File:Pinkcap-hat.png]] PinkCap<br>
[[File:Pinkcap-hat.png]] PinkCap<br>
[[File:PinkLib.png]] Pink Liberalism<br>
[[File:RainbowCap.png]] Rainbow Capitalism<br>
[[File:RainbowCap.png]] Rainbow Capitalism<br>
[[File:RainbowCap.png]] Homocapitalism<br>
[[File:RainbowCap.png]] Gay Capitalism<br>
[[File:FalgsCap.png]] Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Capitalism<br>
[[File:ProgCap.png]] Progressive Capitalism [[File:ProgCap-Alt.png]]<br>
[[File:ProgCap.png]] Progressive Capitalism [[File:ProgCap-Alt.png]]<br>
[[File:ChampagneCap.png]] Champagne Capitalism<br>
[[File:PinkLib.png]] Pink Liberalism [[File:PinkClib.png]]<br>
[[File:Neolibert.png]] Libertarian Neoliberalism<br>
[[File:Neolibert.png]] Libertarian Neoliberalism<br>
Liberal State Liberalism<br>
[[File:Fake_Progressive.png]] Fake/Soulless Progressivism (By [[File:Consocf.png]] [[:Category:Left_Unity|Leftists]] [[File:Demsocstar.png]])<br>
Libertarian State Liberalism<br>
[[File:Cap.png]] Just Regular Capitalism (By [[File:Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism]])<br>
Anarcho-State Liberalism<br>
[[File:Libright-yellow.png]] Libright on Pride month (By [[File:PCM.png]] [[Kakistocracy|PCM]])<br>
Companies On Pride Month<br>
[[File:Twitter.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|Slacktivist]]<br>
[[File:SJWCap.png]] SJW Capitalism<br>
[[File:GachimuchiFash.png]] Van Darkholme Thought<br>
[[File:Disney.png]] Disneyism<br>
Woke Capitalism<br>
[[File:RainbowCap.png]] Gay Capitalism<br>
[[File:SJWCap.png]] SJW Capitalism (Pejoratively)<br>
[[File:SJWCap.png]] Woke Capitalism (Pejoratively)<br>
Homocapitalism<br>
[[File:Twitter.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|Slacktivist]] (Pejoratively)<br>
<s>Van Darkholme Thought / ♂️Fisting is 300$.♂️</s><br>
{{Alias|PCM.png|Kakistocracy|[[File:Libright-yellow.png]] Libright on Pride month}}<br>
Anarcho-State Liberalism <br>
{{Alias|ProgSoc.png|Liberal Socialism|[[File:Fake_Progressive.png]] Fake Progressivism}}<br>
[[File:Cult(((Cap))).png]] Cultural (((Capitalism))) (by [[File:Nazbol.png]] [[National Bolshevism]])
{{Alias|Consocf.png|Conservative Socialism|[[File:Cap.png]] Just Regular Capitalism}}<br>
|alignments =
{{Alias|Nazbol.png|National Bolshevism|[[File:Cult(((Cap))).png]] Cultural (((Capitalism)))}}<br>
[[File:Libright-yellow.png]] [[LibRight]]<br>
{{Alias|Altr.png|Alt-Right|Ultra Cringeism}}<br>
[[File: Prgess.png]] [[:Category:Culturally Left|Culturally Left]]<br>
{{Alias|Antiprog.png|Traditionalism|F*ggot Capitalism}}<br>
[[File:Libertarian.png]] [[:Category:Libertarians|Libertarians]]<br>
<s>Buysexual</s><br>
[[File:Cap.png]] [[:Category:Capitalists|Capitalists]] <br>
<s>Moneygender</s>
[[File:World.png]] [[:Category:Internationalists|Internationalists]] <br>
}}
|influences =
|alignments=
[[File: Cap.png]] [[Capitalism]]<br>
{{Info|Right Unity|RightUnity}}to {{Info|Libertarian Right|LibRight}}<br>
{{Info|Culturally Left}}<br>
{{Info|Capitalists}}<br>
{{Info|Feminists}}<br>
{{Info|Internationalists}}<br>
{{Info|Liberals}}<br>
{{Info|Libertarians}}<br>
[[File:Gay.png|link=:Category:LGBT]] [[:Category:LGBT|{{GradientSpan|text='''LGBT'''|direction=right|#E50000|#FF8D00|#FFEE00|#008121|#004CFF|#760188}}]] (<s>Self-Proclaimed</s>) <br>
|influences=
[[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism]]<br>
[[File:CultProg.png]] [[Progressivism|Cultural Progressivism]]<br>
[[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]]<br>
[[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]]<br>
[[File:Gay.png]] LGBT<br>
[[File:Gay.png]] LGBT<br>
|influenced=
[[File: Progress.png]] [[Progressivism]]
[[File:Bhl.png]] [[Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism]]<br>
|variants =
[[File:EndSARS.png]] [[Anti-Authoritarianism|End SARS]] <br>
*[[File:PinkDem.png]] '''Pink Democratism/Twitter Democratism'''<ref>In reference to the overwhelmingly pro-LGBT, “Blue No Matter Who” yet anti-Bernie Democrats on Twitter</ref> {{Collapse|
**[[File:Antisoc.png]] Anti-Socialism
[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]]
|school =
*[[File:PinkDem.png]] '''Pink Democratism/Twitter Democratism'''{{Refn|Named after the overwhelmingly pro-LGBT, “Blue No Matter Who” and anti-Sanders Democrats on Twitter.|group=Note}} {{Collapse|
**[[File:Antipop.png]] Anti-Populism
**[[File:Antisoc.png]] Anti-Socialism
**[[File:Hillary.png]] [[Third Way|Clintonism]]
**[[File:Hillary.png]] [[Third Way|Clintonism]]
**[[File:Demcr.png]] [[Syncretic Liberalism|Democratism]]
**[[File:Demcr.png]] [[Big Tent Liberalism|Democratism]]
**[[File:YasQueen.png]] [[Liberal Feminism|Girlboss Feminism]]
**[[File:YasQueen.png]] [[Liberal Feminism|Girlboss Feminism]]
**[[File:Glib.png]] [[Green Liberalism]] (Most)
**[[File:Glib.png]] [[Green Liberalism]]
**[[File:Mediastocracy flair.png]] [[Mediacracy]]
**[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]]
**[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]]
**[[File:AntiAntiAbortion.png]] Pro-Abortion
**[[File:AntiAntiAbortion.png]] Pro-Abortion
**[[File:Soclib.png]] [[Social Liberalism]] (Most)
**[[File:MSocdem.png]] [[Social Liberalism]]
}}
**[[File:MSocdem.png]] [[Social Democracy|Moderate Social Democracy]] (Some)}}
*[[File:Pinksoccap.png]] '''Pink Social Capitalism''' {{Collapse|

**[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]]
*[[file:Pinkhop.png]] '''Pink Hoppeanism''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:RightSocDem.png]] [[Social Democracy#Right-Social Democracy|Right-Social Democracy]]
**[[file:Hoppef.png]] [[Hoppeanism]]
**[[File:Soccap.png]] [[Social Capitalism]]
**[[file:Antcent.png]] [[Anti-Centrism|Jregism]] ([https://www.reddit.com/r/Jreg/comments/f90fju/pink_hoppeanism/ originally posted])
**[[File:Soclib.png]] [[Social Liberalism]]
**[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]]
}}
}}
|influenced =
[[File: Bhl.png]] [[Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism]]<br>
[[File:EndSARS.png]] [[Anti-Authoritarianism|End SARS]] <br>
[[File:Homokorwin.png]] [[Korwinism|Homokorwinism]] <br>
[[File:Laisvės partija.png]] [[Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism|Laisvės partija]] <br>
[[File: Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]]<br>
|examples=
|examples=
*[[File:Cball-Japan.png]] [[w:Shinjuku Ni-chōme|Shinjuku Ni-chōme]]
*[[File:Cball-Japan.png]] [[w:Shinjuku Ni-chōme|Shinjuku Ni-chōme]]
*[[File:Cball-France.png]] [[w:The Marais|The Marais]]
*[[File:Cball-France.png]] [[w:The Marais|The Marais]]
*[[File:Twitter.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|Twitter.com]] (Corporations use it but most users do not hold these beliefs)
*[[File:Twitter.png]] [[Corporatocracy|Twitter.com]] (Corporations use it but most users do not hold these beliefs)
*[[File:LUSHUK.png]] [[Corporatocracy|LUSH]]
* Most companies in June
*[[File:Homocorp.png]] A third of companies in June
|theorists=
|theorists=
|likes=[[File:Markets.png]] Free market capitalism<br>
*[[File:PanAmer.png]] '''Americas''' {{Collapse|
[[File:Gay.png]][[File:Trans.png]] LGBT+ rights<br>
**[[File:RoyCohn.png]] [[Homoconservatism|Roy Cohn]] (1927-1986) [[File:Cball-US.png]] {{PBW|USAball|USA}}
**[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism|Larry Fink]] (1952-) [[File:Cball-US.png]] {{PBW|USAball|USA}}
|dislikes=[[File:Soc.png]] Socialism<br>
**[[File:GachimuchiFash.png]] [[Homoconservatism|Van Darkholme]] (1972-) [[File:Hochi.png]] Vietnam/[[File:Cball-US.png]] {{PBW|USAball|USA}}
**[[File:Sinema.png]] [[Fiscal Conservatism|Kyrsten Sinema]] (1976-) [[File:Cball-US.png]] {{PBW|USAball|USA}}
}}
*[[File:Cball-Commonwealth.png]] '''Commonwealth Realm''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:LUSHUK.png]] [[Deep Ecology|Mark Constantine]] (1952-) [[File:Cball-Japan.png]] {{PBW|Japanball|Japan}}
**[[File:Davidson.png]] [[Homoconservatism|Dehenna Davison]] (1993-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] {{PBW|UKball|UK}}
}}
*[[File:Cball-EU.png]] '''Europe''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:CEOGirl.png]] [[Liberal Feminism|Donatella]] [[Corporatocracy|Versace]] (1955-) [[File:Cball-Italy.png]] {{PBW|Italyball|Italy}}
}}
*[[File:PanAsian.png]] '''Asia''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Libfem.png]] [[Liberal Feminism|Yoshihisa Aono]] (1971-) [[File:Cball-Japan.png]] {{PBW|Japanball|Japan}}
**[[File:Libfem.png]] [[Liberal Feminism|Moriaki Kida]] (1971-) [[File:Cball-Japan.png]] {{PBW|Japanball|Japan}}
**[[File:Neotech.png]] [[Technoliberalism|Masakazu Yanagisawa]] (1977-) [[File:Cball-Japan.png]] {{PBW|Japanball|Japan}}
**[[File:Gender Accelerationism.png]] {{PCBA|Gender Accelerationism|Kento Hoshi}} (1993-) [[File:Cball-Japan.png]] {{PBW|Japanball|Japan}}
}}
|likes=
[[File:DVCommerce.png]] Free markets<br>
[[File:DVProperty.png]] Private property<br>
[[File:Gay.png]] Gays<br>
[[File:Trans.png]] Transgenders<br>
Buying rainbow merchandise
|dislikes=[[File:Tax.png]] Taxes, especially [[File:LuxuryTax.png]] luxury taxes<br>
[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism]]<br>
[[File:Homophobia.png]] Homophobia<br>
[[File:Homophobia.png]] Homophobia<br>
[[File:Transphobia.png]] Transphobia
[[File:Transphobia.png]] Transphobia
}}
}}
{{Quote|
'''Pink Capitalism''', '''Rainbow Capitalism''', or formally '''Progressive Capitalism''', is a culturally left-wing, economically right, and civically libertarian/anarchist (to fit in with [[File: Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]]) ideology which has they/them pronouns.
quote="Progressive capitalism is not an oxymoron; we can indeed channel the power of the market to serve society."
|speaker=[[File:NuKeynesPix.png]] [[Keynesian School|Joseph Stiglitz]]
}}
'''Pink Capitalism''', '''Rainbow Capitalism''', or formally '''Progressive Capitalism''', is a culturally left-wing, economically right, and civically libertarian/anarchist (to fit in with [[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]]) ideology which has they/them pronouns.


PinkCap's main belief is that completely unregulated capitalism will result in a culture of complete sexual promiscuity, total drug acceptance, and empowerment of ethnic minority groups (and that's a good thing) since the profit coming from the economic relationships with these minorities is bigger than the desire of preservation of culture, eventually leading towards complete acceptance of these people.
PinkCap's main belief is that completely unregulated capitalism will result in a culture of complete sexual promiscuity, total drug acceptance, and empowerment of ethnic minority groups (and that's a good thing) since the profit coming from the economic relationships with these minorities is bigger than the desire of preservation of culture, eventually leading towards complete acceptance of these people.
==Variants==
===[[File:PinkLib.png]] Pink Liberalism===
'''Pink Liberalism''' is a version of liberalism that focuses on socially progressive ideas like gay rights, but is more economically varied than pink capitalism is. Since pink capitalism is free-market capitalist, pink liberalism is a centrist version of pink capitalism.

===[[File:PinkDem.png]] Pink Democratism===
'''Pink Democratism''', also known as '''Twitter Democratism''', is pink capitalism ideologically applied to Twitter, most of the users who follow this ideology are supporters of New Democrats like Hillary and adheret to third-way neoliberalism practiced by these politicans. For the same reasons, you see a lot of content that denounces progressive democrats like Bernie Sanders.

==Personality==
==Personality==
PinkCaps personality is a mix between AnCap and a stereotypical SJW. They love all kinds of 'libertine' things and will usually be seen selling sex toys and non-straight pornography, occassionaly the same goods as normal cap, but rainbow colored.
PinkCaps personality is a mix between AnCap and a stereotypical SJW. They love all kinds of 'libertine' things and will usually be seen selling sex toys and non-straight pornography, occassionaly the same goods as normal cap, but rainbow colored.
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{{Flag|Pinkcap_flag.svg}}
{{Flag|Pinkcap_flag.svg}}


#Draw a ball with Eyes
#Draw a ball
#Color the upper-left half with yellow, and lower-right with hot pink, making the ball a positive diagonal bicolor
#Make a diagonal line through the ball
#Add the eyes
#Make the above gold/yellow, and the below pink/hot pink.
#'''(Optional)''' Add a soft cyan hat on the ball
You are done!


And you're finished.
{{Flag-auto
{{Flag-auto
|c1 = Yellow
|c1 = Yellow
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|c2 = Hot Pink
|c2 = Hot Pink
|h2 = #FB44BB
|h2 = #FB44BB
|c3 = Gold
|c3 = Soft Cyan
|h3 = #F9DA62
|h3 = #859EA4
|c4 = Pink
|h4 = #E966BB
}}
}}


==Relationships==
==Relationships==
===Friends===
===Friends===
*[[File: Libright-yellow.png]] [[:Category:Libertarian Right|LibRights]] - Business partners.
*[[File:Libright-yellow.png]] [[:Category:Libertarian Right|LibRights]] - Business partners.
*[[File: Les.png]] [[File: Gay.png]] [[File: Bix.png]] [[File: Trans.png]] LGBT Community - The target demographic of my business!
*[[File:Les.png]] [[File:Gay.png]] [[File:Bix.png]] [[File:Trans.png]] LGBT Community - The target demographic of my business!
*[[File: Progress.png]] [[Progressivism]] - My other big target demographic, they always come back everytime.
*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]] - My other big target demographic, they always come back every time. Many of us refuse to boycott Israel though.
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - Most of us refuse to boycott Zionism no matter how much [[File:Prog-u.png]] they are against it. And [[File:Conlib.png]][[File:Altl.png]][[File:Hcon.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|even]] [[Alt-Lite|these]] [[Homoconservatism|three]] are right that Palestine is a homophobic country!
*[[File: Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - Most modern neolibs like my cultural policies and aesthetics.
*[[File: Libfem.png]] [[Liberal Feminism]] - She gets me.
*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - Most modern neolibs like my cultural policies and aesthetics.
*[[File:Libfem.png]] [[Liberal Feminism]] - She gets me.
*[[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]] - Only unrestrained capitalism and free markets can help those poor minorities.
*[[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]] - Only unrestrained capitalism and free markets can help those poor minorities.
*[[File: AnNatur.png]] [[Anarcho-Naturism]] - Don't worry buddy, unlike certain others [[File:Hoppef.png]] I respect your lifestyle no matter what! Wanna buy some rainbow towels?
*[[File:AnNatur.png]] [[Anarcho-Naturism]] - Don't worry buddy, unlike certain others [[File:Hoppef.png]] I respect your lifestyle no matter what! Wanna buy some rainbow towels?
*[[File:Posadist.png]] [[Posadism]] - Want a pride skin to go with that McNuke?
* [[File:Libertfem.png]] [[Libertarian Feminism]] - She gets me most of the time!
* [[File: Libertfem.png]] [[Libertarian Feminism]] - She gets me most of the time!
*[[File:Bhl.png]] [[Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism]] - A true ally of the LGBTQ community! Best friends forever!!!
*[[File:AvarSoul.png]] [[Anti-Realism#Avaritionism-Soulism|Avaritionism-Soulism]] - Basically me, but on drugs...
*[[File:Bhl.png]] [[Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism]] - A true ally of the LGBTQ community! Best friends forever!!!
*[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]] - Hiliary and Obama are so me!


===Frenemies===
===Frenemies===
*[[File: Rockrep.png]] [[Rockefeller Republicanism]] - Now this is one type of conservatism I can get behind! <s>Please dont regulate me</s>
*[[File:Anqueer.png]] [[Queer Anarchism]] - Constantly tells me my actions don't help the LGBT community :( <s>Thanks for buying my trans socks.</s>
*[[File:Anqueer.png]] [[Queer Anarchism]] - Constantly tells me my actions don't help the LGBT community :( <s> Thanks for buying my trans socks </s>
*[[File:Dsa.png]] [[Democratic Socialism]] - Says he doesn't like me, but buys my t-shirts anyway.
*[[File:Hfash.png]] [[Homofascism]] - Part of the LGBT community, but a statist and fascist. <s>Thanks for buying my Pride T-shirt.</s>
*[[File:NazAcc.png]] [[White Nationalism|Nazi Accelerationism]] - An evil homophobic Nazi... But thank you for buying my LGBT flags in order to burn them, ahahah<ref>[https://twitter.com/jake_hanrahan/status/1126798120375992321], @Jake_Hanrahan, Twitter,com.</ref>.
*[[File:Ford.png]] [[Fordism]] - Why would you need to force people to take soma when you can instead sell it for profit?
*[[File:Ford.png]] [[Fordism]] - Why would you need to force people to take soma when you can instead sell it for profit?
*[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]] - We share a lot of goals and beliefs, and are arguably care equally much about helping the poor LGBTQQIP2SAA+ minorities, but why the excessive statism? I am basically just you anyways, just embrace a non-statist or anarchist view for optics and to look hip and reddit-gold worthy, if you did that you would be perfect!
*[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]] - We share a lot of goals and beliefs, and arguably care equally much about helping the poor LGBTQQIP2SAA+ minorities, but why the excessive statism? I am basically just you anyways, just embrace a non-statist or anarchist view for optics and to look hip and reddit gold worthy, if you did that you would be perfect!
*[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism]] - Based social views, but violates the NAP too much.
*[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism]] - Based social views, but violates the NAP too much and is often a commie.
*[[File:Hcon.png]] [[LGBT Conservatism]] [[File:Homocon.png]] - Capitalism and LGBT rights are based, but why do you have to be a conservative? Don't pretend like conservatives don't secretly hate you!
*[[File:Hcon.png]] [[Homoconservatism]] - Capitalism and LGBT rights are based, but why do you have to be a conservative? Don't pretend like conservatives don't secretly hate you!
*[[File:Thatcher.png]] [[Neoliberalism|Thatcherism]] - Hell yeah! More female Neoliberal Lead... Wait, what do you mean that you are Anti-Feminist and Conservative???
*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - Homophobic and conservative commie, but thanks for producing my goods.
*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - Homophobic and conservative commie, but thanks for producing my goods.
*[[File:Orthlen.png]] [[Leninism]] - The commie part is cringe but thanks for introducing [[File:NEP.png]] the NEP and the decriminalization of LGBTQ+, shame [[File:JosephStalin.png]] your successor undid both.
*[[File:Thatcher.png]] [[Neoliberalism|Thatcherism]] - Hell yeah! More female Neoliberal Lead.... Wait, what do you mean that you are Anti-Feminist and Conservative???


=== Enemies===
===Enemies===
*Literally every [[File:Authleft.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Left|AuthLeft]] ball for opposing economic views. Will probably fly into a ballistic rage upon spotting them.
*Literally every [[File:Authleft.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Left|AuthLeft]] ball for opposing economic views. Will probably fly into a ballistic rage upon spotting them.
*Most [[File:Authright.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Right|AuthRights]] - Homophobic bigots who want us behind bars.
*Most [[File:Authright.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Right|AuthRights]] - Homophobic bigots who want us behind bars.
*[[File:Pinkie-icon.png]] [[Jingoism|Pinkieism]] - WE ARE '''''NOT''''' THE SAME, YOU OMNI-PHOBIC MONSTER!
*[[File: Hoppef.png]] [[Hoppeanism]] - EVIL NAZI "ANCAP". According to my research, you need to be more progressive to make more profits so quit being so conservative! Smh.
*[[File:Hoppef.png]] [[Hoppeanism]] - EVIL REACTIONARY "ANCAP". According to my research, you need to be more progressive to make more profits so quit being so conservative! Smh.
*[[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism]] - Commodities on pride month go brr.
*[[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism]] - Commodities on pride month go brr.
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism]] - Cringe tankie. <s>At least your modern followers are usually pro-LGBTQ</s>.
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism|Marxism-Leninism]] - Cringe tankie, you sent gays to the gulag! <s>At least your modern followers are usually pro-LGBTQ</s>.
*[[File:Yellsoc.png]] [[Yellow Socialism]] - Reactionary, crypto-fascist, socialist garbage.
* [[File: Anfem.png]] [[Anarcha-Feminism]] - What do you mean more POC female CEOs is not the way?
* [[File:Anfem.png]] [[Anarcha-Feminism]] - What do you mean more POC female CEOs is not the way?
* [[File:Nazfem.png]] [[National Feminism]] - An oxymoron and don’t tread on the LGBTQ people, if not I'll McNuke you!
* [[File:Nazfem.png]] [[National Feminism]] - An oxymoron and don’t tread on the LGBTQ people, if not I'll McNuke you!
*[[File:Obj.png]] [[Objectivism]] - You may be a capitalist, but you hate LGBTQIA+!
*[[File:Obj.png]] [[Objectivism]] - You may be a capitalist, but you hate LGBTQIA+!
*[[File: Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] [[Korwinism]] - EVIL MEDIEVAL "MINARCHIST".
*[[File:Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] [[Korwinism]] - EVIL MEDIEVAL "MINARCHIST".
* [[File: Natbol.png]] [[National Bolshevism]] - My arch-nemesis. Why you so mean to me? :( *cries*
* [[File:Natbol.png]] [[National Bolshevism]] - My arch-nemesis. Why are you so mean to me? :( *cries*
*[[File:Juche.png]] [[Juche]] - You are a despotic, anti-capitalist, homophobic meanie!<s>at least I can sell weed</s>
*[[File:Juche.png]] [[Juche]] - You are a despotic, anti-capitalist, homophobic meanie!<s> At least I can sell weed</s>
*[[File:Anfashf.png]] [[Anarcho-Fascism]] - Evil "Anarchist" Reactionary Mob.
*[[File:Anfashf.png]] [[Anarcho-Fascism]] - Evil "Anarchist" Reactionary Mob.
*[[File:Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism]] - Slightly better version of ReactSoc but still bad.
*[[File:Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism]] - A slightly better version of ReactSoc but still bad.
* [[File:Confem.png]] [[Conservative Feminism]] - C'mon, why be a stay-at-home mom in a stable relationship when you can be a stripper at a lesbian nightclub?
* [[File:Confem.png]] [[Conservative Feminism]] - C'mon, why be a stay-at-home mom in a stable relationship when you can be a stripper at a lesbian nightclub?
*[[File:Castro.png]] [[Castroism]] & [[File:Guevara.png]] [[Guevarism]] - EVIL COMMIES! <s>I'm gonna sell your face on shirts anyway.</s>
*[[File:Castro.png]] [[National Communism|Castroism]] & [[File:Guevara.png]] [[Guevarism]] - EVIL COMMIES! <s>I'm gonna sell your face on shirts anyway, also thanks to [[File:DiazCanel.png]] Díaz-Canel for legalizing same-sex marriages and economic liberalization even if the latter is too slow.</s>
*[[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism]] - Homophobic commie who keeps arresting all my customers.
*[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - *backs away slowly, not making any sudden movements or sounds.*
*[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - *backs away slowly, not making any sudden movements or sounds.*
*[[File: trad.png]] [[Traditionalism]] - Yes, I push the gay agenda on everyone. What about it bigot?
*[[File:trad.png]] [[Traditionalism]] - Yes, I push the gay agenda on everyone. What about it bigot?
*[[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] - Evil c*nservative who thinks that I am a socialist and marxist.
*[[File:ReactCap.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism|Reactionary Capitalism]] - Calls me a fake capitalist at least I'm not a bigot like you.
*[[File: Altl.png]] [[Alt-Lite]] - I am not a commie, OK?
*[[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] - Evil neo-fascist who thinks that I am a socialist and marxist.
*[[File:Altl.png]] [[Alt-Lite]] - I am not a commie, OK?
*[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - Calls me fake woke or whatever.
*[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - Calls me fake woke or whatever.
*[[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] [[National Capitalism]] - You may be a capitalist, but you're a reactionary nazi who kills gays meaning I will not tolerate you! Not to mention that genocide is REALLY unprofitable (why kill potential employees or customers)?
*[[File: Stalin.png]] [[Stalinism]] - You sent gays to the gulag, commie scum!
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism|Putinism]] - Homophobic dictator who banned gay propaganda, preventing me from selling rainbow socks to Russia. My modern private enterprise will be more profitable than your stuck in the 1990s oligarchs. <s>Most of our brands will keep selling under different names.</s>
*[[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] [[National Capitalism]] - You may be a capitalist, but you're a reactionary nazi who kills gays meaning I will not tolerate you!
*[[File:Zyu.png]] [[Conservative Socialism|Zyuganovism]] - Even worse than above because you are a commie
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Putinism]] - Corrupt crony capitalist who banned gay propaganda, preventing me from selling rainbow socks to Russia.
*[[File:Euras.png]] [[Fourth Theory]] - My polar opposite.
*[[File:Euras.png]] [[Fourth Theory]] - My polar opposite.
*[[File:Pinochet-hat.png]] [[Pinochetism]] - Commies may suck, but you are still an Authoritarian bigot
*[[File:Pinochet-hat.png]] [[Pinochetism]] - Commies may suck, but you are still an Authoritarian bigot.
*[[File:IslamCap.png]] {{PCBA|Islamic Capitalism}} - Why are you so misogynist and homophobic? Don't you care about the money? After all, spending resources on persecuting gays is a net drain on a budget, women don't do anything productive when they are locked in the kitchen and unable to get a job, and trying to enforce wearing hijabs is also a net drain.
*[[File:Islamic Socialism.png]] [[Islamic Socialism]] - Same as above, but even worse due to socialist economics.

==Gallery==
===Portraits===
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PinkCap2.png|Portrait by TheGreenGuy
PinkCap.png|Older portrait
Pinkcapitalist.png|Portrait by [[Community:Spade|Spade]]
</gallery>

===Comics and Artwork===
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Capitalcompass.png|''"Capitalists Compass"'' by [[User:Spadist|Spade]]
J8wx680521u41.png
Gaymothcomix.png
AverageJune.png|By [[file:Thugtholomew icon.png]] [[User:Thugtholomew|Thugtholomew]]
</gallery>


==Further information==
==Further information==
===Wikipedia===
===Wikipedia===
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_capitalism Pink capitalism]
*[[w:Pink_capitalism|Pink capitalism]]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_marketing LGBT marketing]
*[[w:LGBT_marketing|LGBT marketing]]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinkwashing_(LGBT) Pinkwashing (LGBT)]
*[[w:Pinkwashing_(LGBT)|Pinkwashing (LGBT)]]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_money Pink money]
*[[w:Pink_money|Pink money]]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_capitalism Progressive Capitalism]


===Online Communities===
===Online Communities===
*[[File:Reddit.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/PinkCapatilism/ r/PinkCapatilism]
*[[File:Reddit.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/PinkCapatilism/ r/PinkCapatilism]


=== Articles ===
===Articles===

* [https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/19/opinion/sunday/progressive-capitalism.html Progressive Capitalism is Not an Oxymoron]
* [https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/19/opinion/sunday/progressive-capitalism.html Progressive Capitalism is Not an Oxymoron]


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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV7zoT6ZcSk&ab_channel=CommieballCommieball Pink Capitalism Month]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV7zoT6ZcSk&ab_channel=CommieballCommieball Pink Capitalism Month]


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===Notes===
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===References===
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Latest revision as of 21:06, 23 June 2024

"Progressive capitalism is not an oxymoron; we can indeed channel the power of the market to serve society."

Pink Capitalism, Rainbow Capitalism, or formally Progressive Capitalism, is a culturally left-wing, economically right, and civically libertarian/anarchist (to fit in with Anarcho-Capitalism) ideology which has they/them pronouns.

PinkCap's main belief is that completely unregulated capitalism will result in a culture of complete sexual promiscuity, total drug acceptance, and empowerment of ethnic minority groups (and that's a good thing) since the profit coming from the economic relationships with these minorities is bigger than the desire of preservation of culture, eventually leading towards complete acceptance of these people.

Variants

Pink Liberalism

Pink Liberalism is a version of liberalism that focuses on socially progressive ideas like gay rights, but is more economically varied than pink capitalism is. Since pink capitalism is free-market capitalist, pink liberalism is a centrist version of pink capitalism.

Pink Democratism

Pink Democratism, also known as Twitter Democratism, is pink capitalism ideologically applied to Twitter, most of the users who follow this ideology are supporters of New Democrats like Hillary and adheret to third-way neoliberalism practiced by these politicans. For the same reasons, you see a lot of content that denounces progressive democrats like Bernie Sanders.

Personality

PinkCaps personality is a mix between AnCap and a stereotypical SJW. They love all kinds of 'libertine' things and will usually be seen selling sex toys and non-straight pornography, occassionaly the same goods as normal cap, but rainbow colored.

How to Draw

Flag of Pink Capitalism
  1. Draw a ball
  2. Color the upper-left half with yellow, and lower-right with hot pink, making the ball a positive diagonal bicolor
  3. Add the eyes
  4. (Optional) Add a soft cyan hat on the ball

You are done!

Color Name HEX RGB
Yellow #FFF200 255, 242, 0
Hot Pink #FB44BB 251, 68, 187
Soft Cyan #859EA4 133, 158, 164


Relationships

Friends

  • LibRights - Business partners.
  • LGBT Community - The target demographic of my business!
  • Progressivism - My other big target demographic, they always come back every time. Many of us refuse to boycott Israel though.
  • Zionism - Most of us refuse to boycott Zionism no matter how much they are against it. And even these three are right that Palestine is a homophobic country!
  • Neoliberalism - Most modern neolibs like my cultural policies and aesthetics.
  • Liberal Feminism - She gets me.
  • Anarcho-Capitalism - Only unrestrained capitalism and free markets can help those poor minorities.
  • Anarcho-Naturism - Don't worry buddy, unlike certain others I respect your lifestyle no matter what! Wanna buy some rainbow towels?
  • Libertarian Feminism - She gets me most of the time!
  • Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism - A true ally of the LGBTQ community! Best friends forever!!!
  • Avaritionism-Soulism - Basically me, but on drugs...
  • Third Way - Hiliary and Obama are so me!

Frenemies

  • Queer Anarchism - Constantly tells me my actions don't help the LGBT community :( Thanks for buying my trans socks.
  • Democratic Socialism - Says he doesn't like me, but buys my t-shirts anyway.
  • Homofascism - Part of the LGBT community, but a statist and fascist. Thanks for buying my Pride T-shirt.
  • Nazi Accelerationism - An evil homophobic Nazi... But thank you for buying my LGBT flags in order to burn them, ahahah[1].
  • Fordism - Why would you need to force people to take soma when you can instead sell it for profit?
  • State Liberalism - We share a lot of goals and beliefs, and arguably care equally much about helping the poor LGBTQQIP2SAA+ minorities, but why the excessive statism? I am basically just you anyways, just embrace a non-statist or anarchist view for optics and to look hip and reddit gold worthy, if you did that you would be perfect!
  • Revolutionary Progressivism - Based social views, but violates the NAP too much and is often a commie.
  • Homoconservatism - Capitalism and LGBT rights are based, but why do you have to be a conservative? Don't pretend like conservatives don't secretly hate you!
  • Thatcherism - Hell yeah! More female Neoliberal Lead... Wait, what do you mean that you are Anti-Feminist and Conservative???
  • Dengism - Homophobic and conservative commie, but thanks for producing my goods.
  • Leninism - The commie part is cringe but thanks for introducing the NEP and the decriminalization of LGBTQ+, shame your successor undid both.

Enemies

  • Literally every AuthLeft ball for opposing economic views. Will probably fly into a ballistic rage upon spotting them.
  • Most AuthRights - Homophobic bigots who want us behind bars.
  • Pinkieism - WE ARE NOT THE SAME, YOU OMNI-PHOBIC MONSTER!
  • Hoppeanism - EVIL REACTIONARY "ANCAP". According to my research, you need to be more progressive to make more profits so quit being so conservative! Smh.
  • Marxism - Commodities on pride month go brr.
  • Marxism-Leninism - Cringe tankie, you sent gays to the gulag! At least your modern followers are usually pro-LGBTQ.
  • Yellow Socialism - Reactionary, crypto-fascist, socialist garbage.
  • Anarcha-Feminism - What do you mean more POC female CEOs is not the way?
  • National Feminism - An oxymoron and don’t tread on the LGBTQ people, if not I'll McNuke you!
  • Objectivism - You may be a capitalist, but you hate LGBTQIA+!
  • Korwinism - EVIL MEDIEVAL "MINARCHIST".
  • National Bolshevism - My arch-nemesis. Why are you so mean to me? :( *cries*
  • Juche - You are a despotic, anti-capitalist, homophobic meanie! At least I can sell weed
  • Anarcho-Fascism - Evil "Anarchist" Reactionary Mob.
  • Conservative Socialism - A slightly better version of ReactSoc but still bad.
  • Conservative Feminism - C'mon, why be a stay-at-home mom in a stable relationship when you can be a stripper at a lesbian nightclub?
  • Castroism & Guevarism - EVIL COMMIES! I'm gonna sell your face on shirts anyway, also thanks to Díaz-Canel for legalizing same-sex marriages and economic liberalization even if the latter is too slow.
  • Reactionary Socialism - *backs away slowly, not making any sudden movements or sounds.*
  • Traditionalism - Yes, I push the gay agenda on everyone. What about it bigot?
  • Reactionary Capitalism - Calls me a fake capitalist at least I'm not a bigot like you.
  • Alt-Right - Evil neo-fascist who thinks that I am a socialist and marxist.
  • Alt-Lite - I am not a commie, OK?
  • Anarcho-Communism - Calls me fake woke or whatever.
  • National Capitalism - You may be a capitalist, but you're a reactionary nazi who kills gays meaning I will not tolerate you! Not to mention that genocide is REALLY unprofitable (why kill potential employees or customers)?
  • Putinism - Homophobic dictator who banned gay propaganda, preventing me from selling rainbow socks to Russia. My modern private enterprise will be more profitable than your stuck in the 1990s oligarchs. Most of our brands will keep selling under different names.
  • Zyuganovism - Even worse than above because you are a commie
  • Fourth Theory - My polar opposite.
  • Pinochetism - Commies may suck, but you are still an Authoritarian bigot.
  • Islamic Capitalism - Why are you so misogynist and homophobic? Don't you care about the money? After all, spending resources on persecuting gays is a net drain on a budget, women don't do anything productive when they are locked in the kitchen and unable to get a job, and trying to enforce wearing hijabs is also a net drain.
  • Islamic Socialism - Same as above, but even worse due to socialist economics.

Gallery

Portraits

  • Portrait by TheGreenGuy

    Portrait by TheGreenGuy

  • Older portrait

    Older portrait

  • Portrait by Spade

    Portrait by Spade

Comics and Artwork

Further information

Wikipedia

Online Communities

Articles

Videos

Notes

  1. ↑ Named after the overwhelmingly pro-LGBT, “Blue No Matter Who” and anti-Sanders Democrats on Twitter.

References

  1. ↑ [1], @Jake_Hanrahan, Twitter,com.

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