Kakistocracy

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Not to be confused with Khakistocracy.

Kakistocracy is a non-quadrant ideology. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial "Rule of the Stupid" or more literally "Rule of the Worst", and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of Intentional Kakistocracy is a newly created phenomena.

Whether it be Protest Voting, Political Kneecapping, or Anarchist/Primitivist , Accelerationism, there's all sorts of reasons to intentionally put stupid people in positions of power over the state. Alternatively, you could use Kakistocracy as a kind of "Stress-testing" for a political system, making sure that even when the dumbest, laziest people are in power, that everything holds up alright. Looking at you, Democracy! And sometimes, you just want to watch the world burn.

Of course, Kakistocracy wouldn't know what you were talking about if you told him all this. He doesn't know the dark and terrible power of Political Cynicism that he wields, and is happy to just play around with his ideology-pals.

Currently being practiced by the current wikia moderators and in every country. Yes, even in YOUR' country.

Hiztury

While there have been rulers of questionable intelligence since pretty much the beginning of time itself, the term for it (Kakistocracy) has been only begun to be used around the 15th century, with the earliest known use of the term being in Paul Gosnold's "A sermon Preached at the Publique Fast the ninth day of Aug. 1644 at St. Maries".

The term has then occasionally appeared in various texts through the centuries, particularly in the 19th century.

In the early 21st century Kakistocracy has become the subject of the sci-fi comedy film Idiocracy in which stupid people have outbred the smart people, leaving the year 2505 an absolute hell-hole (Won't spoil the rest of the film because it's actually funny).

The usage of Kakistocracy in the Polcompball community started with the post by the user ErinsHere on the r/newwackyideologies subreddit called "Kakistocracy, A Real Actual Word With A Real Actual Definition", the ideology later appeared by the comic on r/polcompball by the same user titled "A New Ideology Gets Some Advice (Kakistocracy. Look it up)".

Moderators and Fandom have been accused of being Kakistocratic. This has been in response to deletion of PCB and the seemingly arbitrary bans by the moderator team.

Purzanaleti

Kakistocracy is to be portrayed as an absolute fool in pretty much all situations, he is often very immature going beyond the realm of just being an imbecile (having the mental maturity of a teenager) into the realm of being an idiot (having the the mental maturity of a prepubescent child). He speaks in the heavily cringeworthy dialect of Temspeak*, as he is not illiterate, just absolutely brain-dead.

*(I.e. "Hello, my name is Kakistocracy. becomes "HOI!!! I'm iz KAKISTOCRACY!!!11!!!!")

His idiocy is often shown with him wearing a propeller beanie, adoring immature and crude memes (like "Big Chungus", "Doin your mom", etc.), and generally lacking any proper experience on any subject.

Huw to Drah

Flag of Kakistocracy

The design for Kakistocracy is based on this flag by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit.

  1. Drah a ball.
  2. Drah a stripe of light-gren.
  3. Drah a white silhuette of head in profile.
  4. Drah Omega symbol on the face's forehead, also in light-green.
  5. Drah eyes and you're done.
Color Name HEX RGB
Light Green #00D560 0, 213, 96
White #FFFFFF 255, 255, 255

Relationsiupz

KEWL FWINEDZ

(Note: the friendships are mostly one-sided)

MEENIE DOO DOO HED

(Note: Kakistocracy is usually too stupid to intentionally make enemies. Most just hate him.)

  • Nerd - boring.
  • Nerd - boring.
  • Nerd - boring, and he won't wet me pway wiff his science stuf :(
  • Chinese nerd - boring Chinese person.
  • Spanish nerd - boring Spanish person who kiwwed kitty. :( Awso, Viva Nguema!
  • Nerd Leader - cwinge nerd who wants to stewiwize me. I dont know wut stewiwize means but its pwobabwy bad. He wikes to tawk about wabbits too, so that's coow.
  • SUPAR NERD - SUPAR BORING!
  • SUPAR DUPAR NERD - SUPER DUPAR BORING!!
  • SUPAR DUPAR UPAR NERD - SUPAR DUPAR UPAR BORING!!!
  • Book Nerd - i don't wike weading
  • Nerd Joo - E= mc What? I downt get it?
  • Tuwkish nerd - boring tuwkish person who wants to stewiwize me too.
  • cwinge tv parts - Just wet me watch cartoons, don't switch for boring stuff, u boomar.
  • Cool Wobot - cool wobot! But why won’t wobot giwe wobot arms...
  • Scawy wobot - Ur MOAR cool wobot, but ur scawy and want to remove me. :(
  • Hat guy - i wike ur funi hats, but why do u hate me :(
  • Boomar - cwinge boomar calls me foowish chiwd, but i wike him and his funi tasting owd people candy!
  • Boomar - boomar who yeww at me for eating his woast when he wasnt working
     :(
  • Person who took me to camping - He tried killing me off. He did not know he was me all along. He was a fool left to rot in the place he tried putting me in. You took me camping and I survived. For now I have outlived you. The Thousand Year Reich is dead, you are dead, your wife is dead, your friends are dead, for I am standing on your grave. Sowwy fow being sow sewious thew.
  • Scawy camping guy - U wike dat camping guy, but scawier. At weast U talk funi.
  • Scawy Person - yor scawy :(
  • PEOPWE HATER - CWINGE
  • "Sacwifice" guy - he mean. he sez he geng to "sacwifise" me. wut duz sacwifise meen? It sound bad
  • Wunch muney stealer - he steal my wunch muney :(
  • Wunch muney stealers fwiend - he helps him steal my wunch muney :(
  • Buwwy - he buwwies me. Make me sad :(
  • Ewen meener buwwy! - he wike da wast guy, but meener!
  • Nerd Buwwy - he buwwys me and wonts to stewiwize me. I danno wat stewiwize means but it sownds scawy :(
  • Smelly Gorl - EW COOTIES!
  • Meen Gorl - More cooties and she iz also meener than the other gorl
  • Meen Camping Gorl - she iz wike the Meen Guy that took me camping and she haz gross cooties.
  • Wainbow Camping Guy - hehe, somewon dump a wainbow on the camping guy.
  • Awime nerd - I wike awime, but ur a scawy nerd who twied to dissasemble me.
  • Scawy guy that hatez awime - he keepz buwwying me for wiking awime :(

Furfer Infrumatishun

Bookz

Wickeepeediuh

Videeoz and Songz

Online Cumuniteez

Othar

Peopwe

This list is NOT supposed to be for every world leader or a political figure you hate, just ones infamous for general incompetence and/or anti-intellectualism. (Except the User and Others sections)

Americas

Europe

Asia

MENA

Africa

Users

Other

Parties

Citations

  1. ↑ Just join the PCB Discord server (If you had already join it) and look at Cream Man's messages, you won't regret it.
  2. ↑ He changed the national motto to "There is no other God than Macías Nguema"
  3. ↑ Nguema admired Kim Il-sung, and was reportedly friends with him.
  4. ↑ Tried for embezzlement of public funds.

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