Climate Skepticism

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"The global warming alarmists are the equivalent of the flat-Earthers."

Climate Skepticism is a non-quadrant ideology that is opposed to Environmentalism and advocates maximum environmental damage. In most cases, it supports Industrialism, which would make it non-quad. As a movement, climate skepticism seeks to discredit those with environmentally conscious claims, believing that they are over-exaggerated, entirely false, or just not a large concern.

History & Variants

Climate skepticism was brought up around the late 20th century. The movement seeks to get rid of regulations that protect the environment and convince the public that all the policies and laws surrounding it has a negative impact on society.

Left Anti-Environmentalism

Several left-wing economic countries (especially the Soviet Union and Maoist China) destroyed the local environment, as they believed green laws got in the way of building socialism. Some notable examples:

  • Great Leap Forward
    • Backyard furnace
    • Four Pests campaign
  • The Soviet Union
    • Lake Karachay
    • Aral sea
    • Arseny Zverev

Right Anti-Environmentalism

Several countries with capitalist economies did not care about the environmental devastation either, usually out of a desire for short-term gain. Some examples might be:

  • Amazon about Ricardo Salles
  • Industrial Revolution
  • Russia about Russia

Personality

Climate Skepticism is often seen having massive arguments with Environmentalism and attempting to set forests on fire. They enjoys seeing mass destruction and pollution happening to the Earth and takes pride in it.

How to draw

Flag of Climate Skepticism
  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Fill it white.
  3. Draw a tree.
  4. Draw a red circle with a slash around the tree.
  5. Add the eyes and you're done!
Color Name HEX RGB
Orange #FF7D27 255, 125, 39
White #FFFFFF 255, 255, 255
Red #FF0000 255, 0, 0
Brown #9C6025 156, 96, 37
Green #12D200 18, 210, 0


Relations

Friends

  • Aloysius O'Hare - YOU'RE MY IDOL!
  • Industrialism - Pump it in, smog it out.
  • Trumpism - Good job pulling out of the Paris Climate Agreement.
  • Dengism - Put those children to work burning the ozone!
  • Mediacracy - And the PR people lying! (If I pay you enough at least.)
  • Corporatocracy - You also put children to work burning the ozone, and are one of the biggest drivers of climate change. Who cares if a few things are dying???
  • Bolsonarism - Good job burning the Amazon rainforest.
  • Maoism - I like what you did to sparrows. Why hang out with N*xon?
  • Posadism - Me and the boys are about to establish a nuclear holocaust on Earth.
  • Saddamism - Good job at burning Kuwaiti oil.
  • Reaganism - "Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do".
  • Bush Jr'ism - The only Bush likable! Why remove the even more anti-green Saddam?
  • Anarcho-Egoism - You hate these selfless green, putting yourself above the world around you.
  • State Liberalism - Reject environment, embrace climate change. Together, we will cleanse the world of green trashes for the future of even more glorious gay bars.
  • Transhumanism - Reject naturalness, embrace progress.
  • Kakistocracy - Useful idiot who unknowingly helps me spread pollution worldwide.
  • Putinism - I like how you sell the Siberian forests to the Chinese[2] and kick out 'em greentards[3].

Frenemies

  • Agrarianism - Shame he is opposed to water and soil contamination, at least Monsanto pollutes.
  • Capitalism - Same as Deng and Corporatocracy, but stop with this innovation crap.
  • Marxism–Leninism - You guys used to be incredibly based, but these days you won't shut up about capitalism's environmental consequences or whatever. I mean, the Aral Sea deserved it.
  • Plutocracy - Most of you don't care about the environment but Di Caprio sucks.

Enemies

  • Environmentalism - Greentard asshat! I need a bigger office!
  • Radical Environmentalism - You're even worse than your siblings! I need a bigger chair!
  • Eco-Capitalism - Wh- What the fuck man?! I literally praised you just seconds ago! A bigger desk!
  • Eco-Conservatism - Are you kidding me right now?! A bigger staff!
  • Eco-Nationalism - You too?! A bigger hat to wear!
  • Post-Industrialism - NO NO NO!! WE NEED FACTORIES!!!
  • Eco-Fascism - Worst of the fascists!
  • Nazism - Close second. What do you mean about the Flammenwerfer 35?
  • National Primitivism - The new worst fascist.
  • Deep Ecology - The tinder with which I'll start another wildfire in the Amazon.
  • Misanthropy - My archenemy. This is literally all environmentalists.
  • Green Liberalism & Green Libertarianism - Worst liberals and lolberts.
  • Eco-Socialism - Worst of the left!
  • Eco-Authoritarianism - I'm not letting you use my body to fertile trees!
  • Eco-Anarchism - Lol, good luck fixing the environment without your government.
  • Regulationism - Why can't I leave my sewage pipes leading into that pond?!
  • Neoluddism - This asshole keeps on trying to mail bombs to my house.
  • Voluntary Human Extinction - You actually want humanity extinct... To save the environment, of all things! Please go ahead and do voluntarily make yourself extinct!
  • Technogaianism - Worst transhumanist!
  • Third Way - Damn you, Obama and Gore! (Although Gerhard Schröder and Seeheimer Kreis are pretty based.)
  • World Federalism - Haha, your UN resolutions will not amount to anything, I promise.
  • Ho Chi Minh Thought - I will burn your trees so you will stay defenseless! Hahaha!
  • Anarcho-Primitivism-Literally environmentalism! Belief in naturalness is the path to savagery.
  • Primalism - A wild animal! I'm coming to capture you and take you to a factory farm, where you suffer and eventually die, far from the filthy environment and in my hands! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • Veganarchism - I will force-feed you my burger, made from fresh meat. It tastes good!
  • Bull Moose Progressivism - Curse you, Theodore Roosevelt! You shouldn't have promoted conservation!
  • Lula - You kicked out Bolsonaro. I won't forget that one.

Further Information

Wikipedia

Books

Parties

Videos

Climate Denial: A Measured Response by Hbomberguy

Gallery

Navigation

  1. ↑ "Spain's King Juan Carlos under fire over elephant hunting trip"
  2. ↑ Kramer, Andrew E. As the Chinese Cut Down Siberia’s Forests, Tensions With Russians Rise. The New York Times, July 25, 2019
  3. ↑ Greenpeace to shut down in Russia after being declared 'undesirable organisation'. Reuters, May 19, 2023
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