Kakistocracy

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Not to be confused with Khakistocracy.


Kakistocracy is a non-quadrant ideology. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial "Rule of the Stupid" or more literally "Rule of the Worst", and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of Intentional Kakistocracy is a newly created phenomenon.

Whether it be Protest Voting, Political Kneecapping, or Anarchist/Primitivist , Accelerationism, there's all sorts of reasons to intentionally put stupid people in positions of power over the state. Alternatively, you could use Kakistocracy as a kind of "Stress-testing" for a political system, making sure that even when the dumbest, laziest people are in power, everything holds up alright. Looking at you, Democracy! And sometimes, you just want to watch the world burn.

Of course, Kakistocracy wouldn't know what you were talking about if you told him all this. He doesn't know the dark and terrible power of Political Cynicism that he wields, and is happy to just play around with his ideology-pals.

Currently being practiced by the current wiki moderators and in every country. Yes, even in YOUR country.

Hiztury

While there have been rulers of questionable intelligence since pretty much the beginning of the concept of ruling itself, the term for it (Kakistocracy) has been only begun to be used around the 15th century, with the earliest known use of the term being in Paul Gosnold's "A sermon Preached at the Publique Fast the ninth day of Aug. 1644 at St. Maries".

The term has then occasionally appeared in various texts through the centuries, particularly in the 19th century.

In the early 21st century Kakistocracy has become the subject of the sci-fi comedy film Idiocracy in which stupid people have outbred the smart people, leaving the year 2505 an absolute hell-hole (Won't spoil the rest of the film because it's actually funny).

The usage of Kakistocracy in the Polcompball community started with the post by the user ErinsHere on the r/newwackyideologies subreddit called "Kakistocracy, A Real Actual Word With A Real Actual Definition", the ideology later appeared by the comic on r/polcompball by the same user titled "A New Ideology Gets Some Advice (Kakistocracy. Look it up)".

Moderators and Fandom have been accused of being Kakistocratic. This has been in response to the deletion of PCB and the seemingly arbitrary bans by the moderator team.

Ur'e going to Brazil

Many Brazilians consider Brazil a country ruled by people unfit to govern (actually this is a fact) and countless presidents have already said dumb and funny phrases, such as ex- president Sarney trying to speak English, Collor cursing politely, FHC saying "It's not to make everyone rich. I don't even know if it's worth it, because the rich life, in general, is very boring", but the biggest crazy things said were said by Lula, Dilma and Bolsonaro. Another example would be pornographic actresses entering politics (Elisa Sanches, Tigresa Vip and Kid Bengala) and deputies talking crazy, as former deputy João Alves said in a statement about corruption "Easy. I won everything in the lottery. I won 125 times in the last two years", Arthur do Val said after visiting Ukraine "...Four of these were 'girls' that if she shits you clean her **** with your tongue" and deputy Otoni de Paula debated in the chamber about the trans barbie.

Dilma (tHEi bWESTI PrEsIdEnTA)

Dilma Roussef was the former president of Brazil from 2011 to 2016, after being impeached. Her government was marked by corruption, unfinished works, protests, increased violence, increased poverty, scrapping health and education, alleged control of Lula (accusations), rising prices, inflation and of course MEMES.

Several of her speeches became memes on the internet and even became songs, the most notable being the time that after sanctioning the corn day, she said "We have mandioca and we are communing mandioca with corn.. I'm saluting mandioca" and said "When we create a ball, we turn into homo sapiens, or women sapiens" (a meme remix about both lines). Another remarkable speech was when she said "I don't think whoever wins or whoever loses, whoever wins or loses, will win or lose. Everyone will lose" becoming one of the brands, along with "We will not set a goal. We'll leave a goal open. When we reach the goal, we double the goal". In a UN speech, she brought up a discussion of stockpiling wind.

After several crises, they generated several protests around Brazil, causing her to have an approval of only 7.7%, the impeachment after accusations of fiscal pedaling, even though she and some leftists say it was a "coup";

Purzanaleti

Kakistocracy is to be portrayed as an absolute fool in pretty much all situations, he is often very immature going beyond the realm of just being an imbecile (having the mental maturity of a teenager) into the realm of being an idiot (having the the mental maturity of a prepubescent child). He speaks in the heavily cringeworthy dialect of Temspeak*, as he is not illiterate, just absolutely brain-dead.

*(I.e. "Hello, my name is Kakistocracy. becomes "HOI!!! I'm iz KAKISTOCRACY!!!11!!!!")

His idiocy is often shown with him wearing a propeller beanie, adoring immature and crude memes (like "Big Chungus", "Doin ur mom", etc.), and generally lacking any proper experience on any subject.

Bariantz

Huw to Drah

Flag of Kakistocracy

The design for Kakistocracy is based on [1] this flag by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit.

  1. Drah a ball.
  2. Drah a straype of light-gren.
  3. Drah a white silhuette of hed in profile.
  4. Drah Omega symbol on the face's forehed, also in light-gren.
  5. Drah (optiunaley tiltad) eyes and ure done.
Color Name HEX RGB
Light Green #00D560 0, 213, 96
White #FFFFFF 255, 255, 255


Relayshunshipz

KEWL FWINEDZ

(Note: the friendships are mostly one-sided)

MEENIE DOO DOO HED

(Note: Kakistocracy is usually too stupid to intentionally make enemies. Most just hate him.)

Furfer Infrumatishun

Bookz

Wickeepeediuh

Videeoz and Songz

Online Cumuniteez

Othar

Partyz

Galiree

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  1. ↑ Just join the PCB Discord server (If you hadn't already join it) and look at Cream Man's messages, you won't regret it.
  2. ↑ He changed the national motto to "There is no other God than Macías Nguema"
  3. ↑ Nguema admired Kim Il-sung, and was reportedly friends with him.
  4. ↑ Tried for embezzlement of public funds.
  5. ↑ Just search for memes about some of her nonsense speeches in Portuguese.
  6. ↑ SEE
  7. ↑ [2]
  8. ↑ Mayor of Maipu from 2016 to 2021, she became infamous for spending municipal money on things like painting her car gold, bootleg pokemon plushies, bronze plaques with her name printed on them, and other absurd things that ended up bankrupting Maipú. Also during her management, Maipu became one of the most poorest and dangerous communes in Chile. She has also done other stupid things, just search for news in Spanish about her on Google.
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