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[[File:Altr.png|link=Alt-Right]] {{Alias|Whitesup.png|White Nationalism|[[File:SandNi-.png]] Sand Ni🅱️🅱️er}}<br>
Mr. Sandman<br>
{{Alias|Islamophobia.png|File:Islamophobia.png|
{{Alias|Crusadism.png|Crusadism|Saracen}}<br>
{{Alias|Kahan.png|Kahanism|Enemy of Jews #1}}<br>
[[File:Cball-Saudi.png]] Pro-Establishment Salafism [[File:HouseOfSaud.png]] (By Saudi)<br> [[File:Fake_Islamic_Democracy.png]] Islamic Democracy Unmasked (By opponents of Islamic Democracy)<br>
{{Alias|Islamic Democracy.png|Islamic Democracy|[[File:Fake_Islamic_Democracy.png]] Hijacker}}
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[[File:AntiDrug.png]] Anti-Drug <br>
[[File:Anti-Pagan.png]] Anti-Paganism <br>
[[File:Antisec.png]]
[[File:AntiCaste.png]]
[[File:Antiporn.png]] {{PCBA|Anti-
[[File:Anti-Racism.png]] {{PCBA|Anti-Racism}} <br>
[[File:Christy.png]] [[Christian Theocracy]] (Some, partially) <br>
[[File:JewTheo.png]] [[Jewish Theocracy]] (Some, partially) <br>
[[File:Homophobia.png]] {{PCBA|Homophobia}} <br>
<br>▼
[[File:Fundamentalism2.png]] Religious Fundamentalism <br>
[[File:Prohibitionism.png]] {{PCBA|Prohibitionism}} <br>
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Worshipping Allah<br>
[[File:Muhammad.png]] Prophet Muhammad<br>
[[File:Halal.png]] Halal things<br>
Quran<br>
Caliph<br>
[[File:Altru.png]] Compassion<br>
Gender Roles<br>
▲Zakat<br>
[[File:Jesus.png]] Isa<br>
[[File:Pac.png]] Peace (according to itself)<br>
[[File:Prohibitionism.png]] Alcohol bans<br>
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[[File:Islamophobia.png]] Islamophobia<br>
[[File:Fem.png]] Women not wearing burkas/hijabs<br>
[[File:Bankocracy.png]] Usury<br>
[[File:Alcohol.png]] Alcohol<br>
[[File:Zio.png]] Israel<br>
The trinitarianism belief that Jesus is God<br>
False Prophet<br>
[[File:Haram.png]] Haram things
}}
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<s> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uAZdIJIl8o Nokia Arab Ringtone]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZnthVUK3ak Arabic Nokia Tune but epic] </s> <br>
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Any Nasheed<br>
|theorists=
*[[File:Cball-Russia.png]] '''Russia''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Cball-Chechen.png]] [[Separatism|Dokka Umarov]] (1964-2013) [[File:Cball-Russia.png]] {{PBW|Russiaball|Russia}}
**[[File:Kadyrov.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Ramazan Kazyrov]] (1976-) [[File:Cball-Russia.png]] {{PBW|Russiaball|Russia}}
}}
*[[File:Cball-Saudi.png]] '''Saudi Arabia''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:HouseOfSaud.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism|Ibn Saud]] (1875-1953) [[File:Cball-Saudi.png]] {{PBW|Saudi Arabiaball|Saudi Arabia}}
**[[File:HouseOfSaud.png]] [[Social Authoritarianism|Faisal bin Abdulaziz]] (1906-1975) [[File:Cball-Saudi.png]] {{PBW|Saudi Arabiaball|Saudi Arabia}}
**[[File:HouseOfSaud.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism|Fahd bin Abdulaziz]] (1920s-2005) [[File:Cball-Saudi.png]] {{PBW|Saudi Arabiaball|Saudi Arabia}}
**[[File:HouseOfSaud.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|Abdullah bin Abdulaziz]] (1924-2015) [[File:Cball-Saudi.png]] {{PBW|Saudi Arabiaball|Saudi Arabia}}
**[[File:HouseOfSaud.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|Salman bin Abdul Aziz]] (1935-) [[File:Cball-Saudi.png]] {{PBW|Saudi Arabiaball|Saudi Arabia}}
**[[File:HouseOfSaud.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|Muhammad bin Nayef]] (1959-) [[File:Cball-Saudi.png]] {{PBW|Saudi Arabiaball|Saudi Arabia}}
**[[File:HouseOfSaud.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|Mohammed bin Salman]] (1985-) [[File:Cball-Saudi.png]] {{PBW|Saudi Arabiaball|Saudi Arabia}}
}}
*[[File:World.png]] '''Other Countries''' {{Collapse|
**[[file:Muhammad.png]] {{PCBA|Prohibitionism|Prophet Muhammad}} (571-632) (PBUH)
**[[File:Sunni.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism|Abu Bakr Abdullah ibn Uthman Abi Quhafa]] (573-634) [[File:Cball-Rashidun.png]] Rashidun Caliphate
**[[File:Kashgar.png]] [[Separatism|Muhammad Amin Bughra]] (1901-1965) [[File:Cball-Xinjiang.png]] East Turkestan
**[[File:Zia.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism|Muhammad Zia-ul-Haq]] (1924-1988) [[File:Cball-Pakistan.png]] {{PBW|Pakistanball|Pakistan}}
**[[File:NCP(Sudan).png]] [[Kleptocracy|Omar al Bashir]] (1944-) [[File:Cball-Sudan.png]] {{PBW|Sudanball|Sudan}}
**[[File:SultanBrunei.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|Hassanal Bolkiah]] (1946-) [[File:Cball-Brunei.png]] {{PBW|Bruneiball|Brunei}}
**[[File:ZakirNaik.png]] [[Mediacracy|Zakir Naik]] (1965-) [[File:Cball-India.png]] {{PBW|Indiaball|India}}
**[[File:IslamHonk.png]] [[Satirism|Armaghan "Capitain Halal" Khan]] (2000-) [[File:Cball-US.png]] {{PBW|USAball|USA}}
}}
|examples=
*'''Current''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Cball-Taliban.png]] [[Jihadism|Afghanistan]]
**[[File:Cball-Brunei.png]]
**[[File:Cball-Pakistan.png]] [[Religious Nationalism#Islamic Nationalism|Pakistan]]
**[[File:Cball-Saudi.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism|Saudi Arabia]]
}}
*'''Historical''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Muslim_2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy|Muhammad-ruled Medina]] (622-632)
**[[File:Cball-Rashidun.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism|Rashidun Caliphate]] (632-661)
**[[File:Cball-Umayyad.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism|Umayyad Caliphate]] (661-750)
**[[File:Cball-Rashidun.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism|Abbasid Caliphate]] (750-1258, 1261-1517)
**[[File:Cball-Andalusia.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism|Caliphate of Cordoba]] (929-1031)
**[[File:Cball-Ottomanism.png]]
**[[File:Cball-Hejaz.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism|Hashemite Kingdom of Hejaz]] (1916-1925)
**[[File:Cball-Mutawakki_1.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism|Mutawakkilite Kingdom of Yemen]] [[File:Cball-Mutawakki_2.png]] (1918–1970)
**[[File:Cball-Isis.png]] [[Jihadism|Islamic State]] (1999-2019)
}}
|regional=
*[[File:HUDA PAR.png]] '''Free Cause Party''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Anticommunism.png]] Anti-Communism
**[[File:Anti-Semitic.png]] Anti-Semitism
**[[File:AntiTurk.png]] Anti-Turkey (Historically)
**[[File:Antizion.png]] Anti-Zionism
**[[File:RecepTayyipErdogan.png]] [[Neo-Ottomanism|Erdoğanism]]
**[[File:Khom.png]] [[Khomeinism]] (Allegedly)
**[[File:Kurdish.png]] Kurdish-Islamic synthesis
**[[File:SocialConservative.png]] [[Traditionalism|Social Conservatism]]
**[[File:Sunni.png]] Sunnism
}}
*[[File:Jihad.png]] '''Hizb ut-Tahrir''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Anticap.png]] Anti-Capitalism
**[[File:Anti-Christian.png]] Anti-Christianity
**[[File:Anticommunism.png]] Anti-Communism
**[[File:AntiDem.png]] Anti-Democracy
**[[File:AntiLibIcon.png]] Anti-Liberalism
**[[File:Anti-Semitic.png]] Anti-Semitism
**[[File:Antiwest.png]] Anti-Westernism
**[[File:Antizion.png]] Anti-Zionism
**[[File:Authoritarian Conservatism.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism]]
**[[File:Jihad(Bloody).png]] [[Jihadism]] (Accused, officially denied)
**[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]]
**[[File:IslamNat.png]] [[Religious Nationalism|Islamic Nationalism]]
**[[File:Trad.png]] [[Traditionalism]]
}}
*[[File:ICU.png]] '''Islamic Courts Union''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Authoritarian Conservatism.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism]]
**[[File:Islamic Democracy.png]] [[Islamic Democracy]] (Factions)
**[[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism]] (Factions)
**[[File:Krit.png]] [[Kritarchy]]
**[[File:Mil.png]] [[Stratocracy|Militarism]]
**[[File:Moder.png]] [[Moderatism]] (Factions)
**[[File:PolState.png]] [[Police Statism]]
**[[File:SocialConservative.png]] [[Traditionalism|Social Conservatism]]
**[[File:Terrorist.png]] Terrorism (Factions)
}}
*[[File:Mahdi.png]] '''Mahdism/Muhammad Ahmad Thought''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Antianglo.png]] Anglophobia
**[[File:Anti-Colonial.png]] {{PCBA|Anti-Imperialism|Anti-Colonialism}}
**[[File:Anti-Corrupt.png]] Anti-Corruption
**[[File:AntiEgypt.png]] Anti-Egyptian Sentiment
**[[File:Antiimp.png]] {{PCBA|Anti-Imperialism}}
**[[File:Anti-Ottomanism.png]] Anti-Ottomanism
**[[File:AntiTribal.png]] Anti-Tribalism
**[[File:Asceticism.png]] Asceticism
**[[File:Auto.png]] [[Autocracy]]
**[[File:Anti-Christian.png]] {{PCBA|Christophobia}}
**[[File:Fundamentalism2.png]] [[Religious Nationalism|Islamic Fundamentalism]]
**[[File:Krit.png]] [[Kritarchy]]
**[[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism]]
**[[File:Cultism.png]] [[Cultism|Millenarianism]]
**[[File:Slavery.png]] [[Caste System|Slavery]] (for his opponents)
**[[File:Strato.png]] [[Stratocracy]]
**[[File:Cball-Sudan.png]] [[Nationalism|Sudanese Nationalism]]
**[[File:ConTot.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Totalitarian Conservatism]]
}}
*[[File:Saqqawist.png]] '''Saqqawism''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Abmon.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism]]
**[[File:Authoritarian Conservatism.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism]]
**[[File:Ethnonat.png]] [[Ethnonationalism|Ethnic Tajik Interests]]
**[[File:Natcon.png]] [[National Conservatism]]
**[[File:SocialConservative.png]] [[Traditionalism|Social Conservatism]]
**[[File:Strato.png]] [[Stratocracy]]
**[[File:Totalitarian.png]] [[Totalitarianism]]
**[[File:Tribal.png]] [[Tribalism]]
}}
}}
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*[[File:Community.png]] [[Communitarianism]] - Always care for your brothers and sisters, and welcome your neighbors with tons of food!
*[[File:Islamic_Socialism.png]] [[Islamic Socialism]] - Best version of socialist.
*[[File:Cball-Ottomanism.png]] {{PCBA|Ottomanism}} and [[File:Ottoman.png]] [[Neo-Ottomanism]] - The Ottoman Empire was great. I hope AKP brings it back and gets rid of the godless Kemalists. <small><s> Many of your acts during
*[[File:Prohibitionism.png]] {{PCBA|Prohibitionism}} - Yes, alcohol is absolutely haram! [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/15lkefDJOs4what's haram is haram for a good reason.]
*[[File:IslamHonk.png]] [[Satirism|Halal memes]] - The best type of memes!
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*[[File:JewTheo.png]] [[Jewish Theocracy]] - Our theology is very similar and we protect you during medieval times, but WHY MANY OF YOU BECOME LIKE [[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism|HIM]]
*[[File:Christy.png]] [[Christian Theocracy]] - Brother we don't always have to have conflicts we both believe in Allah. <small><s>Isa isn't his son though, in my opinion.</s></small>
*[[File:Islamfash.png]] [[Clerical Fascism|Islamic Fascism]] -
*[[File:Mansphere.png]] [[Manosphere]] - I don't think you should go way too far when you complain too much about women and use my religion to justify your misogyny. I'm telling you that because I'm the first religion to introduce women's rights, but unfortunately, people say that I'm a misogynist because Muslim-majority countries don't treat women like the Prophet Muhammad expected. According to the Quran, men are supposed to be defenders of women, not their enemies, abusers, killers or whatever I'm talking about. However, congratulations to Andrew Tate and Sneako for converting to Islam, but still...
*[[File:TransMuslim.png]] [[:Category:LGBT|Mukhannith/Mutarajjilah]] [[File:TransIslamofeminism.png]] - Many Muslims accept and recognize you, especially in many Islamic cultures around the world. We don't always discriminate against you. We are glad that some Mukhannith/Mutarajjilah want to be Muslims, Allah bless you! <small><s>Ignore Muslim conservative countries which banned you</s></small>
===Haram===
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*[[File:Crusadism.png]] [[Crusadism]] - NEVER FORGET WHAT YOU DID DURING MIDDLE AGES! BY ALLAH IF YOU ATTACK AGAIN I SHALL COVER MY BLADE IN YOUR BLOOD! <small><s>Cultural Exchange and trade? Eh, why not.</s></small>
*[[File:BJP.png]] [[Hindutva|BJP]] and [[File:INC.png]] [[Big Tent Liberalism|INC]] - INFIDELS THAT STOLE KASHMIR! AND YOU OPPRESSED MUSLIM IN INDIA! <small><s>Well UAE making trade business with Modi </s></small>
*[[File:Hind.png]] [[Hindu Theocracy]] - PAGAN KAFFIR NEEDS TO BE CONQUERED AND ISLAMISED
*[[File:PagTheo.png]] [[Pagan Theocracy]] -
*[[File:Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy]] - The only end for followers of Iblis is in Jahanam!!!
*[[File:StateathFedora.png]] [[State Atheism]] - BLASPHEMY! [https://youtu.be/uSwJuOPG4FI?si=cTIAfI7j8LFZMHef
*[[File:Macron.png]] {{PCBA|Macronism}} - YOU DEFENDED THE CARTOONS THAT MOCKED MY PROPHET, THAT'S WHY I'M BOYCOTTING FRENCH PRODUCTS!!!
*[[File:Hoxha.png]] [[Hoxhaism]] - You made Albania a godless hellhole!
*[[File:Kemal.png]] [[Kemalism]] - WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ABOLISH ME?!
*[[File:Annil.png]] [[Anarcho-Nihilism]] - Life isn't meaningless, your beliefs are! Stop insulting our faith!
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*[https://www.reddit.com/r/islam r/Islam]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/Izlam/ r/Izlam]
===Notes===
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Revision as of 12:55, 12 May 2024
"God does not judge you according to your bodies and appearances, but He looks into your hearts and observes your deeds."
Islamic Theocracy, or Muslim Theocracy, also known as Islamism, is a culturally right, authoritarian and economically variable ideology. Political aspects of Islam are derived from the Qur'an, the Sunnah (the sayings and living habits of Muhammad), Muslim history, and elements of political movements in the Islamic world.
It should be noted that there is a difference between the Sunni and Shia interpretations of Islamic Theocracy. With Sunni Muslims believing in the rightfully guided caliphs (Rashidun) who were elected via consultation (Shura) following Muhammad`s death. Whereas Shiites reject this interpretation and instead believe Ali (the 4th Caliph) and his descendants are the only rightful rulers (Imamate).
History
Three Caliphates
The first Islamic Theocracy is commonly thought to be the Rashidun Caliphate. It was founded in 632 after the death of Muhammad. But, before the Rashiduns, there was the Medina Islamic Government which was ruled by
Muhammad. During the leadership of
Muhammad, the Medina Islamic Government conquered much of pre-Islamic Arabia. After
Muhammad died in 632, Abu Bakr became the first Rashidun Caliph. The Rashidun Caliphate would expand in pretty much all directs, expanding the Islamic religion far and wide. After the collapse of the Rashidun Caliphate in 661, the Umayyad Caliphate was created. The Umayyads are mostly remebered for conquering
Iberia
with the helps of the
Berbers and
Moors. After the Umayyads, Islam split into multiple Caliphates. The main one was the Abbasid Caliphate, which was eventually conquered by the Mongols in 1258, but came back into existence in 1261. The Abbasids were also the Caliphate that existed during the
Crusades. The Abbasids lost their last lands in 1517, after which the title of 'Caliphate' was passed to the
Ottoman Empire.
Iberia and Reconquista
![](//static.miraheze.org/polcompballwiki/c/cd/Cball-PortugalKingdom.png)
Alongside the Abbasids, there were a few split-off caliphates as well. Most notably was the Caliphate of Córdoba which existed in Muslim Iberia
for a few hundred years. It itself eventually collapsed into multiple smaller Islamic states. This weakened the Islamic presence in Iberia and led way for the
Catholics to
Crusade south and forcefully destroy the Islamic presence in the region in what is known as
Reconquista
.
Ottoman Caliphate ![](//static.miraheze.org/polcompballwiki/8/88/Cball-Ottomanism.png)
In the period after the fall of the Abbasids, the 'Caliphate' was given to the Ottoman Empire. From 1517-1924, the
Ottoman Empire was also referred to as the 'Ottoman Caliphate' (though some people suggest they are different entities for some reason). The
Ottomans were considered the head of Islam for centuries, especially after the
Persian Empire fell into dissary, leaving the
Shia version of Islam without an effective leader. The
Ottomans went on a long period of decline however, officially collapsing in 1922 in the aftermath of their defeat in World War I. The Ottoman Caliphate would be officially dissolved two years later, with the title of 'Caliphate' now going to, well, nobody.
Middle East Cold War ![](//static.miraheze.org/polcompballwiki/e/ef/Cball-Iran.png)
After the fall of the Ottoman Empire, most of Arabia was conquered by al-Saud, the ruling family of Nejd. The went about conquering Shammar, a pro-Ottoman clan in the north, and
Hejaz, a pro-British kingdom in the west. After these conquests, they established the Kingdom of Nejd and Hejaz, which was recognized by the League of Nations as the
Kingdom of Saudi Arabia a few years later. Meanwhile,
Persia was still collapsing. In 1925, the
Sublime State of Persia was dissolved and the
Imperial State of Persia was founded. In 1979,
Persia collapsed due to the Iranian Revolution. In it's place, the
Islamic Republic of Iran was formed.
Iran and
Saudi Arabia became natural enemies as
Iran represented
Republicanism and
Shia Theocracy, whilst
Saudi Arabia represented
Monarchism and Sunni Theocracy. This resulted in a cold war in the Middle East between the two over who was the rightful leader of the Islamic world.
Arab Spring ![](//static.miraheze.org/polcompballwiki/1/11/Islamic_Democracy.png)
From 2010-2012 the Arab Spring begun. In almost every Arab country, revolts sprung up to depose dictators and monarchs all over the Middle East. This scared
Saudi Arabia as it was an
absolute monarchy.
Iran supported these rebellions in an attempt to get some allies, whilst
Saudi Arabia supported the governments. The only exception to this was in
Syria and
Iraq where
Iran backed the governments and
Saudi Arabia the rebels.
Arab Winter
![](//static.miraheze.org/polcompballwiki/c/c7/Cball-Isis.png)
Following the Arab Spring, mass violence occured throughout the Islamic World. This was known as the Arab Winter. Civil wars raged, violence increased, and jihadists
started taking land. This came to the benefit of the
Islamic State which took over huge chunks of
Syria and
Iraq, declaring themselves a new Caliphate. They were promptly defeated in 2017 though. In 2021, the coalition force left
Afghanistan, causing the
Taliban to promptly re-took
Afghanistan and re-establishing the
emirate in the nation.
Variants
Sunni Theocracy
See also: Sunni Theocracy
Sunni Theocracy is a school of thought of Islamic Theocracy that believes Sunni Islam should be the dominant religion in government. Sunni Islam differs from Shia Islam in the succession of Mohammed (PBUH) after his death, religious hierarchy and views on the afterlife.
Zahiri Islam
Zahiri Islam is a very liberalist Islamic school of thought, that believes everything is halal (allowed) as long as it is not explicitly forbidden in the Koran.
Wahhabism
Wahhabism is a Sunni denomination that believes for a purification of Islam, and rejects Islamic theology and philosophy developed after the death of the Prophet Muhammad, Wahhabism also believes in a very strict adherence to the letters of the Koran (the Islamic holy book). They maintain a strict and puritanical view of religious rites.
Shia Islam
See also: Shia Theocracy
Shia Islam is a Muslim denomination in which they believe that Ali Ibn Abi Thalib is the rightful successor of Mohammed (PBUH), they differ from Sunni Islam in ritual prayers, religious hierarchy, and more.
Ibadi Islam
Ibadi Islam is a moderate Islamic denomination that mainly focuses on devotion to god and being a traditional individual, they also reject the veneration of saints, unlike other denominations. They believe that Imams do not need to rule the entire Muslim world, and that Muslim communities are considered capable of ruling themselves.
Personality
Islamic Theocracy is usually portrayed as a rather traditional Muslim individual. Being very strongly against anything that is prohibited in Islamic Text. He also pretends to be
Islamic Democracy for votes.
How to Draw
Fact: As funny as it is to say, the star and crescent didn't even originate from Islam. They had origins in Ancient times when they were used to represent Luna and Diana, moon goddesses from Greek Hellenism mythology, which was influenced by the Sumerian gods Sin and Ishtar. The sun and crescent were later adopted by the Ottomans.
- Draw a ball.
- Color it green.
- Add a yellow star and crescent.
- Draw the eyes.
Finished!
Color Name | HEX | RGB | |
---|---|---|---|
Green | #296609 | 41, 102, 9 | |
Yellow | #FDC82F | 253, 200, 47 |
Relationships
Halal
Monarchism - The proper way to govern our lands.
Sunni Theocracy - My son who held 4 Caliph.
Shia Theocracy - My son who held Ali and his descendants was only true Caliph/Imam.
Islamic Capitalism - That's how I rule Arabian Peninsula and Brunei!
Scientocracy - The Qur'an is compatible with science. Now then, shall we study the ways of logical induction?
Communitarianism - Always care for your brothers and sisters, and welcome your neighbors with tons of food!
Islamic Socialism - Best version of socialist.
Ottomanism and
Neo-Ottomanism - The Ottoman Empire was great. I hope AKP brings it back and gets rid of the godless Kemalists.
Many of your acts during the late Ottoman era became unislamic.Prohibitionism - Yes, alcohol is absolutely haram! haram is haram for a good reason.
Halal memes - The best type of memes!
Shubhah (Mixed)
Neoconservatism - Ah NATO, my good old friend, but you also work with
this pig.
Sikh Theocracy - Fellow halal Muslim or haram pagan? I don't understand but he's still my son. Oh well, many of your people are nice and helped us out a few times before.
Buddhist Theocracy - Not Islam, but not haram either.
Islamic Feminism - Ban polygamy, not wearing hijab in public, female Imams and equal rights between men and women? Have you actually read the Quran, the Hadiths and the Sunnah sister? Otherwise, We're the first religion to give Women rights and supporting their financial independence.
Black Islamism - All human race is equal!! and definitely you haven't read Quran!
Dengism - Thanks for giving us funding to kick the Soviets' asses out of Afghanistan but keep those investments coming and we'll approve your handling of the Uighur situation for now you dirty commies.
Why so friendly towardsthis thing?
Islamic Democracy - While indeed all in the Ummah should have a freedom to say what They want, I'm starting to think that you have been influenced from those Infidel Westerners' theories, which actually explains why you are too liberal and some of your beliefs aren't really enough for an Islamic ideology like you...
You're good as a recruitment tactic though...İttihadism - You were right on a reforming Ottoman, but why you Secularized and Nationalized Turks, and this is why Arab revolt happened!
Jihadism - We are all Muslims, but you are a lot more extreme, and you make us look bad. You remind me of kharijite, and honestly - prophet commanded us to kill those dogs of hell without hesitance!
Financialism - Usury is haram, and Sharia-compliant banking is the best solution!
Satirism - MEMRI TV
despite being run by Israel,Halal memes and r/arabfunny made me laugh. On the other hand, Charlie Hebdo, Scandinavia and the World[1] and some South Park episodes (like 200 and 201) offended me due to their blasphemy.
Gaddafism - My Libyan child, he took many of my ideas, and he respects me, but STOP PUTTING YOUR IDEAS ABOVE ISLAM! At least you supported me in the Philippines.
Ba'athism - الله،سوريا و بشار، but you are secular, and you tolerate Kuffars, at least Saddam eventually became me after
he started fighting him.
Arab Socialism - Secularism is Cringe but at least you tolerate the existence of some Sharia Laws, also you did well against
Him
Jewish Theocracy - Our theology is very similar and we protect you during medieval times, but WHY MANY OF YOU BECOME LIKE
HIM
Christian Theocracy - Brother we don't always have to have conflicts we both believe in Allah.
Isa isn't his son though, in my opinion.Islamic Fascism - You do you this isn't in the Quran right?
Thanks Mussolini.Manosphere - I don't think you should go way too far when you complain too much about women and use my religion to justify your misogyny. I'm telling you that because I'm the first religion to introduce women's rights, but unfortunately, people say that I'm a misogynist because Muslim-majority countries don't treat women like the Prophet Muhammad expected. According to the Quran, men are supposed to be defenders of women, not their enemies, abusers, killers or whatever I'm talking about. However, congratulations to Andrew Tate and Sneako for converting to Islam, but still...
Mukhannith/Mutarajjilah
- Many Muslims accept and recognize you, especially in many Islamic cultures around the world. We don't always discriminate against you. We are glad that some Mukhannith/Mutarajjilah want to be Muslims, Allah bless you!
Ignore Muslim conservative countries which banned you
Haram
Zionism - YOU ARE THE REASON FOR THE CONFLICTS IN THE MIDDLE EAST, AND YOU ARE JUST A PUPPET OF
HIM, BY ALLAH ISRAEL WILL CEASED FROM THE MAP!!!
some Muslim countries recognize you, but they still prefer PalestineCrusadism - NEVER FORGET WHAT YOU DID DURING MIDDLE AGES! BY ALLAH IF YOU ATTACK AGAIN I SHALL COVER MY BLADE IN YOUR BLOOD!
Cultural Exchange and trade? Eh, why not.BJP and
INC - INFIDELS THAT STOLE KASHMIR! AND YOU OPPRESSED MUSLIM IN INDIA!
Well UAE making trade business with ModiHindu Theocracy - PAGAN KAFFIR NEEDS TO BE CONQUERED AND ISLAMISED (or sent into indentured servitude)!!
Pagan Theocracy - Worship of other idols other than Allah, is a relic of jahiliyyah.
Satanic Theocracy - The only end for followers of Iblis is in Jahanam!!!
State Atheism - BLASPHEMY! YOU LOST A DEBATE TOWARDS ME HAHAHA!!
Macronism - YOU DEFENDED THE CARTOONS THAT MOCKED MY PROPHET, THAT'S WHY I'M BOYCOTTING FRENCH PRODUCTS!!!
Hoxhaism - You made Albania a godless hellhole!
Kemalism - WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ABOLISH ME?!
Anarcho-Nihilism - Life isn't meaningless, your beliefs are! Stop insulting our faith!
Alcoholism - STOP DRINKING! Alcohol is haram for a good reason! Stop!!!
Soulism - Same with drugs, you filthy neo-pagan junkie!
Esoteric Fascism - Shirk and delusional racist scum. Even zionists are better than you!
White Nationalism &
Alt-Right - RACIST INFIDELS!!
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