Zionism

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Zionism, also called Jewish Nationalism is a Nationalist ideology that believes in Jewish self determination in part of their ancestral homeland.

Zionism was proposed as a solution to the Jewish Question and as an escape from Anti-Semitism. The idea is that the only way to escape persecution from countries within the diaspora was to create a land that was specifically Jewish that would be safe for Jews.

History

Political Zionism started in the late 1800s with Theodor Herzl publishing his book: Der Judenstaat (The Jewish State) and later Altneuland (The Old New Land), but the Jewish sentiment of returning to Zion has existed far longer since the land of Israel was taken over by the Roman Empire.

Zionism started as a fringe ideology within the Jewish community, with many voicing their disapproval for the idea, but in 1917, during the First World War, Britain was in dire need of support, so they turned to the Jewish community, and in return, they created the Balfour Declaration which was a public statement promising a homeland for Jews located in Palestine, which at the time was under the Ottoman Empire's rule.

Personality and Behaviour

Zionism is usually portrayed as a mixture of Jewish stereotypes, meaning he likes, hats, uttering hewbrew phrases and removing foreskins.

Stylistic Notes

  • Literally just Israelcube from Polandball.
  • Likes to call other non-cubes "Goy", "Goyim", or "Gentiles" and sometimes "animals" because the Talmud says so.

How to Draw

Flag

The flag of Zionism is simply the flag of Israel, as Zionism is an ideology that sought its establishment and seeks to maintain its existence.

  1. Draw a cube,
  2. Draw two blue horizontal lines at the top and base of the cube,
  3. Draw a blue Star of David (✡︎) in the centre,
  4. Colour the rest of the cube white,
  5. Draw the eyes, and you're done!
  6. (Optional) Draw a Kippah (skullcap)
Color Name HEX RGB
Blue #0038B8 0, 56, 184
White #FFFFFF 255, 255, 255


Relationships

חברים (Friends)

  • Neoconservatism - Calls me his greatest ally. I help him out a lot.
  • Neoliberalism - Gibe me more monies!! ._.
  • Trumpism - You rightfully recognized Jerusalem as my capital.
  • Bibism - Thanks for fighting for my existence
  • Green Zionism - We must protect our homeland's environment.
  • Religious Zionism - My more religious self.
  • Labour Zionism - My socialist self.
  • Indigenism - Despite the ideological friction, every exiled ethnicity has the right to return.Arabs in holy land don't count since we came first
  • Balfourism - Thanks for supporting me back in the day.
  • Hindutva - Thanks for your support, Israel-India friendship forever! I forgot to add you in the lists that supported me, thanks for reminding.
  • Kemalism - Ataturk sheltered Jewish refugees from Germany during WW2 and Turkey was the first Muslim country to recognize Israel.
  • Tridemism - Similar to the above and my friend of the east.
  • Georgism - Herzl supported you. Tax the holy land, remove Palestinian rent-seekers!
  • Dengism - One of the few based commies. China and Israel are quite good trade partners and I appreciate his general apathy towards regional conflicts.
  • Ho Chi Minh Thought - Same as above but better. Ho Chi Minh himself once met David Ben-Gurion in person and offered to build a zionist government in exile in Indochina.
  • Japan LDPism - Thanks to you, Japan recognizes Israel as a state. R.I.P Mr. Abe.
  • Illuminatism - Nobody Knows that but We control the World Together

טירוף (Frenemies)

  • Putinism - He may pretend to oppose my existence for "anti-imperialist" reasons in recent years through Russia Today and Grayzone's propaganda (despite the fact You did the same thing to the Ukrainians than I did to the Palestinians), but we have quite good relations in practice.
  • Castroism - Just make up your mind!
  • Marxism–Leninism - Let my Refusniks go!
  • Jewish-Nazism - I can't hate you, I just feel sorry for you.
  • Bundism - My weird secular, Marxist, Yiddish-speaking counterpart who prefers to stay in a minority.
  • Monarchism - Took them a while to finally let my people go! But King David was based.
  • Jewish Theocracy - I think you have some good ideas, but let Secular Zionism be part of us too.
  • Kahanism - You're a bit extreme.
  • Third Way - Barack Obama may have condemned my settlements in the West Bank but I will be forever thankful for him providing me the Iron Dome and historic billion-dollar arms deals.
  • מְטוּפָּשׁ - Literally Palestinians. Literally an idiot, but at least you hate him and you like the idea of a Jewish state, like me, but for very different reasons.
  • Right-Wing Populism - The Goyim know, shut it down! However your mainstream proponents who all support Israel such as Trump are based though.
  • Integral Neo-Darwinism - You say ugly things about my people but also praise Netanyahu government.
  • Imperialism - LET MY PEOPLE GO!!! But Imperialism is good when I do it with America

אויבים (Enemies)

  • Arab Socialism - Tried to destroy me and deport my people from Sinai, but failed miserably!
  • Ba'athism - You're him but worse.
  • Islamic Theocracy - The greatest enemy of Zionism. You are all terrorists that want to commit anudda Holocaust!!1! No but seriously please stop shooting rockets at us, also please stop doing the whole terrorism thing.
  • Jihadism - STOP SENDING ME SUICIDE TERRORISTS YOU PSYCHOPATH, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!
  • Caesarism - YOU WERE THE ONE WHO EXPELLED ALL OF US FROM OUR KINGDOM IN THE FIRST PLACE, FUCK YOU!
  • Reactionary Socialism - OY VEY!!! STOP CALLING US CHRIST-KILLERS!!!! It was him, you anti-Semites! And we're not all greedy!
  • National Socialism - I don't think I need to explain this one.
  • Peronism - Simps for Hitler and harbors Nazis. Screw you.
  • White Nationalism & Alt-Right - Nazi Apologists who want to kill me because of my ethnicity But Spencer and Breivik support me for some weird reason
  • Fourth Theory - No, I do not control the West.
  • Jewish Anarchism - State-hating traitor!
  • Neo-Ottomanism - Stop calling us ethno-nationalist racists while you are jailing the opposition and murdering the Kurds! Also, Ottoman imperialists want to conquer us.
  • Juche - Fake Korea.
  • Palestinian Nationalism - צא מכאן פולש! I was here first!
  • Titoism - Simping for Arabs and Anti-Zionist.
  • Latuffism - Why did You have to call me a Ziombie? You are anti-semitic! And you simp for Islamist fundamentalist terrorists like Hamas too.
  • Crusadism - Sorry bro, this is my land. Deal with it.
  • Palestinian children - stupid child, stop throwing rocks at me before i rape and kill you waaaaaaahhhhhhh! i will kill your family

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