Kakistocracy
Not to be confused with
Khakistocracy.
This article is about a fictional ideology and has no foundation in real life political movements.
Kakistocracy is a non-quadrant ideology. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial "Rule of the Stupid" or more literally "Rule of the Worst", and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of Intentional Kakistocracy is a newly created phenomenon.
Whether it be Protest Voting, Political Kneecapping, or Anarchist/Primitivist
,
Accelerationism, there are all sorts of reasons to intentionally put stupid people in positions of power over the state. Alternatively, you could use Kakistocracy as a kind of "Stress-testing" for a political system, making sure that even when the dumbest, laziest people are in power, everything holds up alright. Looking at you,
Democracy! And sometimes, you just want to watch the world burn.
Of course, Kakistocracy wouldn't know what you were talking about if you told him all this. He doesn't know the dark and terrible power of Political Cynicism that he wields, and is happy to just play around.
Currently being practiced by the current wiki moderators and in every country. Yes, even in YOUR country.
Hiztury
While there have been rulers of questionable intelligence since pretty much the beginning of the concept of ruling itself, the term for it (Kakistocracy) has only begun to be used around the 15th century, with the earliest known use of the term being in Paul Gosnold's "A sermon Preached at the Publique Fast the ninth day of Aug. 1644 at St. Maries".
The term has then occasionally appeared in various texts through the centuries, particularly in the 19th century.
In the early 21st century Kakistocracy has become the subject of the sci-fi comedy film Idiocracy in which stupid people have outbred the smart people, leaving the year 2505 an absolute hell-hole (Won't spoil the rest of the film because it's actually funny).
The usage of Kakistocracy in the Polcompball community started with a post by the user ErinsHere on the r/newwackyideologies subreddit called "Kakistocracy, A Real Actual Word With A Real Actual Definition", the ideology later appeared by the comic on r/polcompball by the same user titled "A New Ideology Gets Some Advice (Kakistocracy. Look it up)".
'Murika Frick yeh
Many Americans consider the United States to be a country governed by the unfit, and many politicians have done their best to prove this true. While far from a recent phenomenon, the proliferation of technology has increased awareness of some of the more bizarre statements made by politicians in the country. Some examples include Joe Biden referring to someone as a Lying Dog-faced Pony Soldier, Obama claiming to have visited 57 states, Carter's translator seeming to imply the latter wished to grasp the private parts of the people of Poland, Ronald Reagan claiming trees cause more pollution than cars, LBJ showing off his private parts, as well as much of Trump's tweets which became infamous for coming off as unprofessional at best. However, four presidents tend to stand out for their dumb actions: George W. Bush, Herbert Hoover, James Buchanan and William Henry Harrison.
George W. Bush(mIZuNDarsEmaTIaD)
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Herbert Hoover (pRuZpeRiTy iZ RiGt uNDAr ThA CoRnaR)
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James Buchanan (hIzTuRy WiL ViNdIcAtE HiM)
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William Henry Harrison (oL tIpPeRcAnEw)
William Henry Harrison was the 9th US president. Before becoming president he served in the military where he became known as old tippercanoe. He is famous for having the shortest term as president. During his inauguration speech in very cold weather he refused to wear a coat and died 31 days later of pneumonia.
Ur going to Brazil
Many Brazilians consider Brazil a country ruled by people unfit to govern (actually this is a fact) and countless presidents have already said dumb and funny phrases, such as ex-president Sarney trying to speak English, Collor cursing politely, FHC saying "It's not to make everyone rich. I don't even know if it's worth it, because the rich life, in general, is very boring", but the biggest crazy things said were said by Lula, Dilma and Bolsonaro. Another example would be pornographic actresses entering politics (Elisa Sanches, Tigresa Vip and Kid Bengala) and deputies talking crazy, as former deputy João Alves said in a statement about corruption "Easy. I won everything in the lottery. I won 125 times in the last two years", Arthur do Val said after visiting Ukraine "...Four of these were girls that if she shits you clean her *** with your tongue" and deputy Otoni de Paula debated in the chamber about the trans barbie.
Lula - Current President Lula has already made several crazy statements such as: "Pelotas is a pole city, exporter of fags", "Imagine a guy being accused of suicide and he wasn't the murderer, what's that the family of the deceased wants him to be killed" or who doesn't like to read because he's lazy.
Bolsonaro - The former president Bolsonaro, before becoming president in 2019, was known for his crazy and somewhat radical phrases, which he was called to programs TV shows because of their homophobic lines, such as Superpop and Cases of Family. In 2018 in his presidential candidacy, his supporters took theirs and converted them into "mitadas" with botched video edits of him wearing sunglasses with the "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT" meme (see). During his presidency, the response to the pandemic was marked by controversies, such as the time he supported chloroquine.
(still supports)He was also accused of committing arson in the Amazon forest (actually just ignored the fires until it was too late).Kogos - Paulo Kogos is an Ancap youtuber and political commentator, owner of the channel Ocidente em Fúria. He is known for his fringe and conflicting political ideas, conspiracy theories (example) and childish behavior. In one video, he said that the only effective solution to stop school shootings is to give high-caliber guns to elementary school children. He advocates for unrestrited free speech and opposes the use of state force, but he had called on the police on two occasions to arrest some trolls. Also, he defends the re-establishment of the Inquisition and the Crusades, which is not something that would come from an Ancap, and has shared several times his hate for Anatel (National Telecommunications Agency,
weapon of the Global Elite) because of bad internet connection.
Dilma Roussef (sAlUdaU mAnDiOCaH)
Dilma Roussef was the former president of Brazil from 2011 to 2016, after being impeached. Her government was marked by corruption, unfinished works, protests, increased violence, increased poverty, scrapping health and education, alleged control of Lula (accusations), rising prices, inflation and of course MEMES.
Several of her speeches became memes on the internet and even became songs, the most notable being the time that after sanctioning corn day, she said "We have mandioca and we are communing mandioca with corn... I'm saluting mandioca" and said "When we create a ball, we turn into homo sapiens, or women sapiens" (a meme remix about both lines). Another remarkable speech was when she said "I don't think whoever wins or whoever loses, whoever wins or loses, will win or lose. Everyone will lose" becoming one of the brands, along with "We will not set a goal. We'll leave a goal open. When we reach the goal, we double the goal". In a UN speech, she brought up a discussion of stockpiling wind.
After several crises, they generated several protests around Brazil, causing her to have an approval of only 7.7%, the impeachment after accusations of fiscal pedalling, even though she and some leftists say it was a "coup";
Welcome to Bolehland
Many Malaysians consider Malaysia a country ruled by people unfit to govern (actually this is a fact) since the premiership of Muhyiddin Yassin and countless politicians and ministers have already said dumb and funny phrases and stunts, such as Wan Fayshal's helicopter money solution to solve economical problems, Tajuddin Abdul Rahman's press conference on the LRT crash accident which he said "two trains kissed each other", and Rina Harun's cleaning stunt, apart from crazy things said by Bung Moktar Radin (vulgarity in Parliamentary session apart from praising Hitler after the 2014 World Cup finals), Ahmad Faizal Azumu, Zuraida Kamaruddin and former Health Minister Adham Baba.
Mahiaddin Yassin (AbAh pErDaNA MeNtERi pRiHaTiN dEmI nEgArA)
Mahiaddin Yassin was the former Prime Mangkuk Minister of Malaysia from 2020 to 2021. His government was marked by controversial statements, party-hoppers, protests, bureaucratic complications, COVID-19 mismanagement, abuse of emergency powers (accusations), high living costs, unemployment, acts of treason against the monarchy (accusations) and of course HASHTAGS.
Due to the State of Emergency that was enacted in 2021 that was intended to curb COVID-19 (which actually didn't work as cases skyrocketed during the emergency period), several activists claimed that Mahiaddin had abused his powers to consolidate his position especially when several BN lawmakers declared a motion of no confidence, apart from civil rights abuse when the State of Emergency included violation of free speech. A series of protests then erupted, such as:
- Undi 18 (Vote 18) protests (in response to the delay of the constitutional amendment on the voting age)
- Buka Puasa Buka Parlimen (Open Parliament Open Fast) protests (as Parliamentary sessions were suspended during the State of Emergency)
- Bendera Putih (White Flag) movement (an act of raising the white
French surrenderflag to seek assistance in terms of food, medication, etc.) - Bendera Hitam (Black Flag) movements and the #Lawan (Rival) protests in response to the Mahiaddin Cabinet, which the latter has said to be full of "bowls" (Mangkuk, a pejorative term to refer to dumb people) and the Mahiaddin government was called #KerajaanGagal (Failed Government) for the same reasons.
Mahiaddin later repealed the Emergency state without debating the Emergency Ordnance in the Parliament, which the government was then called #KerajaanDerhaka (Government of Treason) as he recalled the emergency ordnance before the Yang Di-Pertuan Agong.
After his resignation as Prime Minister, his appointment as the President of the National Decay Recovery Council sparked controversy due to his poor track record, which eventually led to the worsening electoral performance of Perikatan Nasional, winning only 2~3 seats in Melaka and Johor state elections.
During the 2022 Johor State Elections and 2022 General elections, Mahiaddin made several Freudian slips where he urged supporters to "distrust Perikatan Nasional" instead of "distrust Barisan Nasional" (which was later corrected).
Adham Baba (MiNuM AiR sUaM rAwAt KoBiD)
Former Minister of Pseudoscience, Luddism and Degradation Science, Technology and Innovation of Malaysia Adham Baba sparked controversy during his tenure as Minister of Unhealth Health from 2020-2021. These included several pseudoscientific statements and stupid stunts including:
- Incorrect demonstration of surgical mask use
- Claim that warm water helps "flushing" away SARS-CoV-2, where it would be killed by stomach acid (despite without scientific evidence)
- "WHO conference call with 500 countries" statement
- Spanish Fly (Freudian slip of "Spanish Influenza (Flu)") killed a million people statement
Such stunts eventually lead to criticisms by the predecessor Dzulkefly Ahmad, urging Adham Baba to let the former's two deputies either take charge of the ministry's decision-making or resign. He said many were confused by Director-General of Health Noor Hisham's emphasis that he was just a 'messenger' and did not provide a scientific explanation behind the decision.
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Isabel Peron (BeTaR ThAn JuAn)
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Peña Nieto (No FuE aLbUr No SeAn AsI)
Enrique Peña Nieto is the former president of Mexico from 2012-2018, he is considered to be one of the worst presidents in Mexico's history. Some of his phrases became memes in the mexican community due to how stupid they were, examples include the time when he said that 5 minutes is less than 1 minute, the moment he tried to speak english (and failed to do so) or when he said "I can say that the president of the republic drinks coca-cola every day, coca-cola light"
AMLO
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stronger than you equator guinea pig
Equatorial Guinea is a considerably poor African country, having one of the worst education indices in the world, 13th in infant mortality (2020, according to the UN, human rights abuses and a high degree of Corruption. It had 2 presidents during its history and according to the Democracy Index, it is one of the most authoritarian countries in the world, even more than countries like Saudi Arabia and Russia, also one of the most difficult to open a business according to the Heritage Foundation.
Francisco Macias Nguema (DeRe iS nO GaWd bUt hIm)
Francisco Macias Nguema was the former president of Equatorial Guinea between 1968 and 1979, in which his totalitarianism made his nation known as African Dauchau, African Pol Pot, one of the worst dictators and self-declared "Marxism-Hitlerism". Estimates point out that he killed about 6% to 15% of the population (at the time, about 350,000), in total dying from 20,000 to 80,000.
He was a man considered mentally ill, manic-depressive, paranoid, violent, psychopathic and megalomaniac. In power, he censored the media, completely isolated the country and abolished private enterprise and private individual life (completely, somewhat similarly to 1984). He created a black ethnostate of the Fang ethnicity, ordering to kill, rape and torture anyone who was of another ethnicity, evident in the mass rape actions and campaigns and in his following line "Kill the white, rape the women, you have the right to loot, death penalty for anyone who helps the white man! We are at war against Spanish imperialism! The loggers are our enemies!", he also ordered the killing of immigrants with inhuman torture and humiliation, such as the placing of ants with iron. in their bodies. Several schools were closed and the ones that remained were scrapped and indoctrinated, in which he himself indoctrinated the students, and also persecuted intellectuals for wearing glasses. He was also a cannibal, in which he ate, broke and decorated the skulls and heads of enemies, some of which he personally stabbed. One of his main marks was his attachment to Nazis and Hitler, whom he praised numerous times, also clinging to Francisco Franco, Idi Amin, Bokassa, Kim Il-sung and the Falangists. Catholicism, which is the predominant religion in Guinea, was first modified to idolize it, but later it was banned, with the death penalty and even crucifixion of followers, in addition to the word Jesus being banned, destroying the churches, ordering to defecate in the bibles and prohibiting ceremonies and religious celebrations (wedding, funeral, Christmas, Easter, etc). Even though the state was atheist, there was a cult of personality, in which he was regarded as god and creator of the universe, giving God authorization, together with forbidding the word "intellectual". There was sexual blackmail, children in the military, widespread hunger, complete destruction of the economy and infrastructure, banned bread, robbed banks, increased infant mortality, a life expectancy of only 30 years, end of agriculture and industries, and support from the communist blocs. He has managed to earn the ire of even his own nephew Teodoro Mbasogo, who deposed and killed him in 1979, becoming president consecutively.
Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo (whY diD U KiwL uR GaWd NepEw)
Teodoro Mbasogo has been the current president of Equatorial Guinea since 1979 (43 years). Even after an improvement in the economy and in foreign relations, and being saner than his uncle (the bar is so low, that almost anything goes), he was accused of crimes against humanity, scrapping education, cannibalistic CBT ("He wants me to go back to Guinea to eat my testicles" - Severo Moto), corruption, plutocracy, autocracy, (carnival in Brazil with its theme and bragging shamefully) ethnocentrism (why yes) and personality cult (state radio in 2003 classified him as a god).
Bing Chilling
Historically speaking, China had some unqualified rulers, usually near the end of the dynasty's lifespan. According to the Mandate of Heaven, if the ruler is very incompetent, he dooms his entire dynasty and a new, more competent dynasty replaces them.
Jin Dynasty
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Antonio Razzi (pRoPieRtA dI BeRLuScOnNi)
Antonio Razzi (Giuliano Teatino, February 22, 1948) is an Italian politician and television personality
In the 2006 elections, he was elected to the Chamber of Deputies on the Italia dei Valori list in the Foreign - Europe constituency and confirmed in the 2008 general elections. About ten years later, in an interview with the show Le Iene, he declared that the vote of Italians residing abroad would be piloted through electoral fraud organized by local sections of patronates and trade unions that would take care of sending stolen ballots or making people vote illegally.
He is often criticized for his lack of skills and for his difficulty in mastering the Italian language. This difficulty in expressing oneself correctly in Italian was also noted in a speech to the Senate in June 2013.
When interviewed by un giorno da pecora, Razzi claimed to be "owned by Berlusconi, what he tells me I do". He also added that for Berlusconi he would do "anything, even throw himself under a train"
On the occasion of the election of the President of the Republic in 2015, he declared that he was also ready to vote for Totò Riina, if Berlusconi asked him.
Razzi has repeatedly expressed positive judgments on North Korea's policy and on the work of Kim Jong-un, calling him "a moderate" who "is trying to bring some democracy to that country". In fact, he denied that the country is under dictatorship, comparing North Korea to the "Switzerland of the East" with "beautiful and very clean streets [...] There you can go easy, nobody touches you. It's not Rome. Perhaps it is the safest nation I know ". Contrary to United Nations claims, the senator denied that there are prison camps in North Korea stating that at most "there are very large tomato greenhouses, never seen so big, they will be those, they mistake them for camps " According to him, Kim Jong-Un and his generals "are very good people" and have no belligerent intentions. Razzi also denied that North Korea is in possession of the atomic bomb, contrary to numerous international sources as well as the numerous nuclear tests that North Korea still carries out. On 31 August 2014, together with Matteo Salvini, he visited North Korea again and delivers a letter to the president of the Supreme People's Assembly Kim Yong-nam addressed to the dictator Kim Jong-un.
Kurwa go clean toilet
Krzysztof Kononowicz
Krzysztof Kononowicz is a Polish youtuber and a self-proclaimed local governmental activist. In 2006 he was a candidate for the mayor of Białystok in the local elections. He is known mostly for his election campaign and a corresponding campaign ad, in which he proposed banning all drugs, alcohol and cigarettes for young people, taking the police out to the streets, liquidating "bureaucracity" and "loutishness" etc., suddenly started recalling his family's history and current state, relied on a highly rudimentary choice of words and clothing unbefitting an actual politician and so on. Furthermore, he is known for burning the Islamic State flag, being imprisoned in a psychiatric hospital, supporting File:Prog.png Robert Biedroń in elections due to mistakenly believing his newly-founded party to be a predominantly pro-environment faction and denying the existence of COVID pandemic.
Aleksander Jabłonowski
Aleksander Jabłonowski, (real name Wojciech Olszański) is a Polish actor, who started vlogs on youtube. Is considered a "patostreamer" (portmanteau of the words "pathology" and "stream"). He gained notoriety for anti-semitic, homophobic and staunchly pro-russian views,
rape-supporting,
anti-vaccination and other conspiracy theories. He thinks that
NATO is the worst enemy of Poland and supports Vladimir Putin and Alexander Lukashenko. Jabłonowski himself used to be an actor, so it's theorized his controversial views may be just a part of live-action role-play. He also threatened children, made childish facial expressions and has shown insane behaviours such as chanting and so on, in his patostreams.
Andrzej Duda
Andrzej Duda is the 5th president of Poland, known for general incompetence like lack of knowledge of English, signing any bill his party orders him to sign, calling Poland "Polin" on Hanukkah, telling the survivors of The Volyn Massacre to "Watch words" on the anniversary of the event, saying such phrases as "When you're a President you gotta be tough" (despite only being a rubberstamp for the party) and releasing a cryptic, out of touch rap music video as a part of Hot16Challenge campaign meant to raise funds for the medical personnel during the COVID pandemic.
Zbigniew Stonoga (Nje wartło biło kurła)
Zbigniew Stonoga is a Polish journalist and youtuber, who is one of the most infamous anti-PiS politicians. He supported the presidential candidacy of Janusz-Korwin Mikke, but then he opposed the Confederation coalition. He created a party called Stonoga Partia Polska (Polish Stonoga Party). Online, he is mostly known for videos where he insults the
PiS government and minister of justice
Zbigniew Ziobro.
Władysław Gomułka (jeSt pOStęP cZy nIE mA poSTępU)
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Æthelred II the Unready (nO tOtAlY rEdY)
The nickname "Unready" (Old English unræd, poorly advised) alludes to his careless decisions with deplorable consequences for the state, which the king took without receiving help from his advisers, or by ignoring them.
During the reign of Æthelred, England suffered from constant raids by the Danes. Æthelred, perhaps supported by the
Normans as a result of his marriage with Emma of Normandy, issued an edict authorizing the killing of Danes living in England, thus demonstrating his intention to kill them all. King's plan was prepared in strict secrecy. On 13th of November, 1002, all the Danes living in England were mercilessly slaughtered, known as the St. Brice's Day massacre.
Neville Chamberlain (pEaCe iN oUr tImE)
Neville Chamberlain was the PM of the United Kingdom from 1937 to 1940. He is considered to be one of the worst Prime Ministers due to his foreign policy of appeasement, which did not prove effective at containing Nazism. The most infamous example of appeasement was the Munich Agreement, where he let Czechoslovakia be occupied by Nazi Germany because he believed it was not worth fighting for. He claimed it would bring "peace in our time" when it only gave the 3rd Reich an advantage before the proper beginning of WW2. Chamberlain resigned in 1940 due to a lack of internal and popular support.
Liz Truss (wE deLivErD eNerGi pRaIcE gUaRanTeE)
Liz Truss was the 55th Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, until resigning on October 20th, 2022 just 44 days after being sworn in, serving the shortest term in UK prime ministerial history. Her government was marked by a crash in the pound, massive tax cuts that were paid only by borrowing (which were completely U-turned), union strikes, high inflation, big increase in bond yields.
Many of her speeches have become memes on the internet, with the main sources of "Liz truss memes" being on the PoliticsJOE [3] Youtube channel. There are many examples such as her mispronouncing the name of Ireland's parliament (Taoiseach) as "Irish tea sock" and also not being able to say the word "literate", talking about implementing spelling tests when she was education minister. She has also been known to cosplay Thatcher [4] only for political attention. She is also known to respond to any kind of PMQ from the opposition with either "we delivered on the energy price guarantee" or "Putin caused energy prices to soar" and saying that she wants to "crack down on the militant unions" while at the same saying she is pro-worker, even when
Keir Starmer made a joke about her term in office.
In her final PMQs, she mentioned that she is a "fighter, not a quitter" in response to the U-turns that were taken on every single proposal she promised in the leadership campaign against Sunak. Despite this, soon after the PMQs, she announced her
rage-quit resignation, lasting for a shorter time than lettuce [5].
Milo Yiannopoulos
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Self Inserts
Many people on reddit (especially r/newwackyideologies), NationStates and the PCBA create ideologies based on their political views, whether they have a study (sometimes) or not (mostly). Some ideologies are ultra-extremist and off-compass, being complete madness, gaining evidence in the PCBA, in addition to several combining opposing ideologies or uniting extremist ideologies of the same spectrum, having few center ideologies. Another curious case is "Based Off of OC" ideologies, which are junctions of other Self Inserts ideologies and even canon ideologies, in which these ideologies are purposefully crazy.
Its design is based on the Mary Sue (representation of "perfect" OCs), in which it does not have a specific shape, but the ball was possibly based on this version.
Reddit
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r/PoliticalCompassMemes (aUtHrIgHt ChAd lIblEfT SoY fLaIr Up! 1!!1!1!!!)
r/PoliticalCompassMemes is a subreddit dedicated to ridiculing stereotypes on the political compass, ranging both from left-right and authoritarian-libertarian. While the content is usually harmless, since 2020 and the COVID-19 pandemic, the subreddit has gained a lot of alt-lite members following a wave of bans across the website, which some believe has degraded the quality of its content.
Nowadays, the subreddit is notorious because of often low-effort (usually right-wing) agenda posts with dogwhistles for fascism, racism or basically any extreme ideology, but most importantly, anything you hate while calling themselves free speech absolutists...
r/PCM has also been accused of being politically illiterate.
The "memes" (if you can call them that) have the following:
Green LibLeft - There are 3 stereotypes: The first would be a soyboy
mainstream media fan (and they would be all the evil in the world,
definitely not biased, trust me); The second would be a person fascinated by theLGBT subculture on the internet and an (annoying)
enviromental activist; The third would be a stereotype of a
mainstream hooligan anarchist.
Orange LibLeft, aka PCM's archnemesis - basically the
SJW stereotype commonly associated with the LibLeft quadrant. Sometimes associated with the
Left Unity quadrant due to claims that Orange Libleft were "green on the outside while red on the inside", similar to a watermelon.
AuthRight - It has 5 stereotypes: The first would be a conservative Christian
pro-Trump right-wing populist; The second would be a
masculine traditionalist
"based gigachad"
(yup, totally not biased towards the right); The third would be aracist/Nazi/Alt-Right stereotype, used by some left-wing users; The fourth would be a
theocratic tyrant king, full of perks and absurdly rich, in other words, a crass stereotype; And the fifth would be a religious fundamentalist which varies based on various religions, especially
Jihadists,
Catholic bishops or
The Crusaders.
AuthLeft - Literally a stereotype of communists created by rightists, that is, a
stuff-doing dictator under whom 1000000000000 people die of starvation or execution, hammer and sickle in every corner, propaganda and giant autocracy. Other variants of the Authleft Stereotype would be the
Winnie the Pooh/Xi Jinpooh wojak when the meme was centered on Chinese politics, used by users critical of China/
pro-ROC users, or sometimes represented by
Vladimir Putin for the Russian version,. Occasionally (and erroneously), this quadrant is also used to refer to policy decisions of the United States
Democratic Party.
Yellow LibRight - It has 3 stereotypes: The most used, which would be a gigantic stereotype of a self-centered
capitalist who loves money above all, an extreme fan of private property or anything private (which paints everything gay in the month of June while reverting things back by the beginning of the month of July); The second stereotype would be an
obese 14-year-old MGTOW otaku cryptobro; The third one is a
self-proclaimed "free thinker" who never questions anything
Elon Musk and Ron Paul
say.
Purple LibRight - A pedophile kidnapper/child rapist (usually with candy) who is a fan of Jeffrey Epstein, and who would have child slaves.
Centrists
- A cook and the "I Just Wanna Grill for God's Sake" meme, being seen as either based or a coward. Divided into two factions, the
radical centrists and the
grey centrists
LibUnity - An extremely regressionist monkey who keeps saying "Reject human, embrace monkey" or a
Neoluddist who keeps saying how "The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race". Also represented by
Anti-Authoritarians who fight against Authunity.
AuthUnity - Literally a stereotypical
totalitarian tyrant dictator / AuthRight's third stereotype. Some people misplace
National Bolshevism as it is AuthLeft because of the economy.
Right Unity - Sometimes used to depict a stereotypical rightist, especially when comparing to a stereotypical leftist (
Left Unity) in memes, usually in the form of Chad Soyjak meme format. May also be used to describe most right-populists, moderate nationalists or
neoconservatives.
Off-compass positions - used in the "me normally vs me when X" memes to depict user's reaction(s) towards a specific issue(s).
- Unflaired are scum and should flair up
with an exception of this user (u/--UNFLAIRED--)
r/okbuddyretard
r/okbuddyretard is an intentionally kakistocratic subreddit. As suggested by the name, people there intentionally act like retarded kids, both in their posts (memes mostly follow "caption on top, caption at the bottom" format with topics such as ur mom) and in the comment section, where emojis are commonly overused.
PCB Land
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TheGhostOfInky and Buni have been accused of being kakistocratic. Inky has been accused of this due to banning users and moving ideology pages to the anarchy wiki (same goes for Buni). Buni was accused of this for deleting or moving to PCBA all the fictional media pages as well as deleting non-political celebrities and fictional icons along with deleting youtuber icons and mentions of youtubers.
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(bEcAuSe ThEy ArE bLoCkEd On ThE (all)-ball wiki)
YugoslavPartisan was a British LeftUnity (Later Authleft) Communist user that used to edit wiki pages in Polcompball since 2021. In mid-2022, they made several vandalizations, especially userwiki pages, apart from insulting several users in the Wiki for not supporting their beliefs, which include: accusing someone for being against gender equality for opposing genderfluidity, calling someone an Israel supporter for opposing Hamas, etc.
Prior to their ban due to constant vandalism, Yugo managed to create several alts to evade their ban, which are:
General Heisenberg Alt &
ComradeAsh Alt - Both accounts have many similarities, both accounts were created on the same day (7 September 2022), both are trans girls (although Heisenberg initially was an agender who goes by they/them pronouns), both do not have their own icons, both have the same ideology with very few differences, both support Hamas, Hezbollah, Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigade and Gaddafi movements, both insist on saying that Stalin was not Autocratic, both have in their ideology this following row
and others similarities. The few differences are:
Pol Pot Enjoyer alt - Yugo larped as a Pol Potist Cambodian on August 2022, but later got caught due to the similarities on the edits one. In this account, he showed himself to be an idiot Pol Pot fan, hating anything against it, as well as doing slanted vandalism in his edits, how to take out most soviet politicians on imperialism page (this includes: Stalin, Kosior, Goloshchyokin and others), taking away the Nation Alliance/Turkish Opposition from the Kemalism page and other types of vandalism.
Cream Man
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Purzanaleti
Kakistocracy is to be portrayed as an absolute fool in pretty much all situations, he is often very immature going beyond the realm of just being an imbecile (having the mental maturity of a teenager) into the realm of being an idiot (having the mental maturity of a prepubescent child). He speaks in the heavily cringeworthy dialect of Temspeak*, as he is not illiterate, just absolutely brain-dead.
*(I.e. "Hello, my name is Kakistocracy. becomes "HOI!!! I'm iz KAKISTOCRACY!!!11!!!!")
His idiocy is often shown with him wearing a propeller beanie, adoring immature and crude memes (like "Big Chungus", "Doin ur mom", etc.), and generally lacking any proper experience on any subject.
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Huw to Drah
The design for Kakistocracy is based on [6] this flag by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit.
- Drah a bol.
- Drah a straype of light-gren.
- Drah a white silhuette of hed in profile.
- Drah an Ω on the faice's forehed, also in light-gween.
- Drah (optiunaley tiltad) eyes.
- Drag a proppelar hat and u're done.
Color Name | HEX | RGB | |
---|---|---|---|
Light Green | #00D560 | 0, 213, 96 | |
White | #FFFFFF | 255, 255, 255 |
Relayshunshipz
KEWL FWENZ
(Note: the friendships are mostly one-sided)
Peopwe wiker - hehe, i wike peopwe twoo!
Pwane guy - I wike pwanes.
Nerd fytar - I wike fyting nerds! Maybe we can pway fotbaww at the kiwwing fields?
Cwown - i wike cwons!
Kebab Tuwkey Wutermewon guy - Kebabs, tuwkeys and wutermewons yummy.
Hewping Tuwkey - I wike tuwkey and hewping.
Big tuwkey guy - U want to make tuwkey biggew, I wike dat, but ur mean.
Wainbow woket guy - i wike wainbows and wokets
Truhdishinle wainbow guy
- Yay! Moar wainbows!!! He is moar owld fashind than the other too waibow guyz.
Muney guy - i wike muney!
MOAR muney guy - MOAR muney!
Vuvuzela muney pwinter guy - U also cweate more muney, thats coow! I awso wike pwaying the vuvuzela :)
Banana guy - Imma banana, banana powar
Wainbow Muney guy - He wikes muney and wainbows :)
Ooga Booga guy - he says ooga booga, vewy funi
Doggy - teehee, a doggy!
Doggy - ooo! another doggy! Owchie! This won bit me! :(
Quandale Dingle - "Watz up guiz? it'z Quandale Dingle here." Haha Quandale Dingle iz funni!!11!!!1!
K-POP guy - I wike K-POP. BANG BANG BANG!!!
Mcdownalds person - Yay, mcdownalds!
Buwger King - I wike Buwger King.
Taco Guy - I wove tacos!
Bing Chilling - BING CHILLING, an I wike cheese food...
Cown guy - I wike Cown.
Twianguwar Chinese person
- yay! anodther cheese pirson!
Awime guy - I wike awime UwU.
Kitty dat say mao - haha kiddy say mao! i pet kitty.
Kitty dat scratch me - ooo! another kitty! pwease don't scwatch me this time. dat huwts. :(
Kitty - yay! kitty numbar thwee.
Moar Kitty - Wow! Moar kitty? I wike this pwace!
Hewping KEWL Kitty - I wike hewping, kitties and being KEWL 😎!
Poopoo guy - I wike pwaying with poopoo.
Lowd guy - he said he will give me ewwything i want if i vote fow him.
Boat Guy - I wike boats.
Sneks and Ladders guy - ooo! I wike Sneks and Wadders!
Sawta Cwaus - yay! Sawta Cwaus! I been so good dis year.
Piwate - yay! I wove piwates! yaw yaw yaw!
Piwate - awr, moar piwates!
BoomBoom guy - he make stuff go boom.
Moar BoomBoom guy - Kan I buy your BoomBoom stuff?
Why zis guy stolking me with weurd lonk toyz?Bwack Boomboom guy - Awother boomboom guy!
Nerd bomber - send deez nerds boom boom boxes.
zoooooooooooom guy - welpd him go zoom, zoooom!
muney zooom guy - i helpd him go fast as well but i wike him beter becawse he gives me muney
sad zooooom guy - hes wike the other zoooom guys but hwes so sawd :(
Knight - yay! Castwes and knights! can i bowow uw kewl hewmet?
Knight dat share-wing wit me - cool! anothew knight, but dis time he share hiz honey candy wit me.
Knight snek - I wike sneks and knights.
Cwayon Candy guy - he make cwayons and candy. i wike cwayons and candy.
Mistwa one Eye - hehe, he tawk wrong wike i do, up is down, wight is weft, wet is dwy..
wiat were u taiking mi??? "roum 101?"Bath guy- yay wets tak a bath :D
Tic Tac Tow guy - I wike Tic Tac Tow.
Wussian anfwem guy - I see a wot of funni meems about yow anfwem, and you sownd funni
Cowboy - cowboys are cool, can I wide your horsie?
Booger guy - i wike boogers, boogers awe funi
Helicopter guy - thanks for the kewl hat :)
Awime helicopter guy - I wike awime and hewicopter UwU.
Mistwa kwedit kawd - thanks for da kwedit kawd!
Kewl Kids Kwub - IM KEWL!!!! dos
hatz wook funi and I wanna weaw dem!! Can I join teh cwub? but u also a scawy ghost
Nerd Hater - ie bof hate NERDS!!
Wainbow guy - I luv wainbows!!!!!
Red eyes guy - i wike his strange tasting cookies. I dun know wut duz mawiwana means but sounds like fun!
Peppa pwig world Guy - i WOVE peppa pig world!!
Oyul guy - i wike covering myself in oyul. And I wike coll ow dawty
Oyul flowa guy - I wike oyul and flowa
Muney oyul guy - I wike muney and oyul
Big Tent guy - can I pway in ur tent?
Joo - he say he is joo, i don't know wut joo mean, and dat
meanie who took me camping sed he took joos like you camping, so joo sound like good pewson :)
Moar Joo he say he awso joo, and he want soemthing called "joowish stayt", which is plase fow joos but not bad wike
his camp.
Mean muney Joo :( - he iz as same az da guy abowe, and he want "joowish sdayt" eben biger and he wikes muney:D But he iz meener than the Jiw abowe :(
Hewping Joo - i wike jiws and hewping
Anothar hewping joo - He awso wikes hewping, but he hates jooish sdayt. :(
Funi oyul joo - I wike joo and oyu, he awso tawks funny
Flowa guy called SUCCdem - I wike flowas, and SUCCdem sounds funi.
Bwue flowa guy - i wike fwoas and teh cowor bwue.
Bwue and Gowd Flowa guy - i wike fwowas, muney and teh cowor bwue and gowd :D.
Yewow flowa who gives me free muney - i wike flowas and teh cowor yewow. Awso thanks fow the fwee muney!!!
Muney flowa guy - I wike muney and flowas
Mean fwowa guy - I wike flowas, but hes mean.
PewDiePie - He make PewDiePie, minecwaft & meatball!
he alsoh siead funi wird on da bridge- File:Soc.png Wed mop guy - hehe, i wike mops and da calah wed.
Gaval guy - I ur funi gavel, it go bang bang bang!
Moar Gaval guy - He awso has gavel!
Matchstick guy - i wike pwaying wiv matchsticks! ":-( waaaaa I buwned myself waaaaa :-("
Fiwe guy - i wike buwning stuff. ":-( waaaaa I buwned myself awain waaaaa :-("
Sand pit guy - wee i wike building sandcastles in da sand pit! Awso, thanks for stopping
dat camping meanie.
SUCCon - deez nuts funi.
Electric guy - i wike pwaying with electrishitty butt I harve shooked mye self.
Police Kar Guy - Wee Woo Wee Woo I wike police car
Watur bottel - oh no im thiwsty. wook, a dwink yay!
Funi talk guy - he say "wenny weedy weeky" vewy funi!
Twacksuit guy - Hes weally nise and cawing, eveytime i wak past hym, he asqes me if i have a ploblem.
Kekistan guy -
kekistan is a vewy funi contri naem!
Funi Videos Guy - his funi SJW destwoyed numbah 80085 videos on youtube make me laff
Andwew taet - I wove andwew taet, what cowos youwr bwugatti? He also hate cooties and smelly gorlz wike me
Poland guy - ur funi! can I hav a femboy too?
Squid Gaem - I ewt dalgowna candy becuwz it tasty, plwease downt killw me ;(
Snek Guy - Sneks go hisssssss. I wike dem.
But why arr u wibrawian? Pwease don't mayk mi wead!Gween snek Guy - I wike calah gween and sneks.
Pwuple snek Guy - I awso wike the calah puwple bwut hes meener than da owther snek guy :c.
Bwue snek Guy - U r wike pwurpel snek guy, but not as meen.
Gwey snek Guy - i dont wike gwey and ur a meenie, but i wike sneks.
Snek King - I wike sneks and kings.
Wobot snek - I wike wobots and sneks.
POOTIN - Pootin is suwch a funni name and I wike memes abouwt you
Uhmaricuh Guy - I luv Uhmaricuh. I also wike the elaphint.
Owange twump - Twump meems awe funni, and i wike how his skin is owange!
Stuff Guy - hehe, im stuff.
Fwag Guy - I wike Fwag.
Bwue Fwag Guy - I wike Fwag and calah bwue.
Pwrple Fwag Guy - I wike Fwag and da calah pwrple.
Gween Fwag Guy - I wike Fwag and da calah gween.
Wed Fwag Guy - I wike Fwag and da calah wed.
Flowa Fwag Guy - He wikes fwag and flowas.
Gwobe Guy - He wikes gwobe and da erd.
Wed Gwobe Guy - He wikes wed gwobe but not bwue gwobe.
Kown Sywup Guy - He wikes giwing me kown sywup, yummy.
Ur momma - Doin' Your Mom, Doin' Doin' Your Mom.
Gae - Y r u GAE?
Big country guy - I weavvy wike watching altewnate histowy of yuwop videos on youtube! Spain, Ireland and Guatemala of wightful polish clay!
Karen - Hehe, Karen is funi name.
Guy who made me vice pwesident U made me Vise Prasident, thank u so mwuch
Gween car guy - Coow car, can I twake a wide in it?
Funi Serb water guy - Remove kebab! Serbia Stronk.
Hewping Moron - I wike morons and hewping.
Hewping guy - I wike hewping.
- File:Progress.png Gween guy - I luv gween !
Meen gween guy - Hez also gween and just az kewl, but he iz meener than the other gween guy :c.
Funni Weezart guy - Thiz guy wears funni hat and tallks funni too. Ai laike idt!
Urine and Feces guy - U have funi videos.
KFC guy - I wuv KFC!!
Hide and Seek guy - Wets pway hide and seek!!
Wiberte Myushual guy - I wike ur adz wiff da emyu, dey ar funi.
MEENIE DOO DOO HED
Nerd - boring.
Nerd - boring.
Nerd - boring, and he won't wet me pway wiff his science stuf :(
SUPAR NERD - SUPAR BORING!
SUPAR DUPAR NERD - SUPER DUPAR BORING!!
SUPAR DUPAR UPAR NERD - SUPAR DUPAR UPAR BORING!!!
Mean Sewfish Guy - Y u so mean, y don't you wike me ?
wefewee - Why U dwess wike a wefewee? Me no wike games wiff WULES! Me pway games wiff NO WULES! I pwefer calvinball.
Cheese nerd - boring Cheese person.
Spanish nerd - boring Spanish person who kiwwed
kitty. :( Awso, Viva Nguema!
American nerd - boring American person who mayde poopy fillms dat hats no sornd and colror.
Latvian nerd - boring Latvian person wo fayeld to mak a boom reich even at a Soyviet momument.
Scawy muney guy - Scawy guy who wikes kiwwing peopwe and making money. I don't wike him.
Nerd Leader - cwinge nerd who kicked me in dezz nuts. He wikes to tawk about wabbits too, so that's coow.
Book Nerd - i don't wike weading
Nerd Joo - E= mc^2 wut? I downt ged it?
Tuwkish nerd - boring tuwkish person who wants to stewiwize me too.
cwinge tv parts - Just wet me watch cartoons, don't switch for boring stuff, u boomar.
Cool Wobot - cool wobot! But why won’t wobot giwe wobot arms...
Scawy wobot - Ur MOAR cool wobot, but ur scawy and want to remove me. :(
Hat guy - i wike ur funi hats, but why do u hate me :(
Boomar - cwinge boomar calls me foowish chiwd, but i wike him and his funi tasting owd people candy!
Boomar - boomar who yeww at me for eating his woast when he wasnt working :(
Person who took me to camping - U took me camping and forgor 💀 me, at least until
pit guy saved me.
Scawy camping guy - U wike dat camping guy, but scawier. At weast U talk funi.
Camping Joo - How aw u joo if
he doesn't wike joos?
Scawy Person - yor scawy :(
PEOPWE HATER - CWINGE
"Sacwifice" guy - he mean. he sez he geng to "sacwifise" me. wut duz sacwifise meen? It sound bad
Toy shawer - i dont womt to shawe my towys!
Wunch muney stealer - he steal my wunch muney :(
Buwwy - he buwwies me. Im sad :(
Ewen meener buwwy! - he wike da wast guy, but meener!
Nerd Buwwy - he buwwys me and awso kicked me in deez nuts.
Smelly Gorl - EW COOTIES!
Meen Gorl - More cooties and she iz also meener than the other gorl
Meen Camping Gorl - she iz wike the
Meen Guy that took me camping and she haz gross cooties.
Wainbow Camping Guy - hehe, somewon dump a wainbow on the camping guy. He awso wanted to "wvestle" with me in da lockewwoom.
Moni Camping Guy - y iz ur camping so expenisive? u maek mi woerk 4 soh lawn.... :(
Swowe pewson - Haahaha im fawster than you!!
Awime nerd - I wike awime, but ur a scawy nerd who twied to disasembl me.
Scawy guy that hatez awime - he keepz buwwying me for wiking awime :(
Mid - MID MID MID MID MID
Scawy watching pewson - He watchews me evewywhere i go, thats scawy
Scawy stori guy - He scawes me with lisardz and an a trianguwr eye.
Peowple hater mitswa one eye deth guy - u reimnds me of the mitswa one ey butt u no like peowple and you like dedth, u scare me!!!!!
no wike anyfing guy - He no wike anyfing i wike, he hates popwular stuf, arent you anothar NERD?
Scawy lisawd eye guy - He iz very scawy, and says tat I wil be a "pelfekt fud fol tem".
Boring chess guy - Chess iz bowing game tat make you into a huge newd. I wather pway Minecwaft.
FwankFAWT skoow nerd - I don wan to go to skoow. awso u a boring nerd who say stuff dat make no sens an huwt my bwain. :(
Mean lazy book nerd - Boring nerd who wikes weading and hates evewyone. He awso smewws bad and iz meen to me.
Scawy lazy one-eye guy - U wike da other lazy nerd guy but scawy. :( At weast u tawk funi though!!
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Flat Eartherism
- ↑ Just join the PCB Discord server (If you hadn't already join it) and look at Cream Man's messages
- ↑ Ukrainian instagram user, who became a meme
- ↑ He was accused on
drug addiction. He says that he drink some "religion" pills
- ↑ He changed the national motto to "There is no other God than Macías Nguema"
- ↑ Nguema admired Kim Il-sung, and was reportedly friends with him.
- ↑ Tried for embezzlement of public funds.
- ↑ Just search for memes about some of her nonsense speeches in Portuguese.
- ↑ SEE
- ↑ Devoted fans of Milo even said “Milo is Love, Milo is Life, Milo is Freedom”
- ↑ [1]
- ↑ https://www.ilfattoquotidiano.it/2017/03/21/antonio-razzi-e-il-suo-selfie-vergognoso-con-bashar-al-assad/3465125/
- ↑ https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-look-nordic-as-fuck-prussian-german-ethnicity-sigismund-steinhauser-nsdap-%E5%8D%90
- ↑ Soberanos da Revolução (English: "Sovereigns of the Revolution") or SDR was a controversial Brazilian group composed of atheist Neo-Nazis, which operated in several communities in the extinct social network Orkut from 2007 to 2011.
- ↑ One of the main views expressed by the SDR was that men and women could not become friends, since sexual attraction to each other would always interfere.
- ↑ The SDR advocated that people should commit suicide at the age of 30 so as not to become ugly, decadent, and sick with old age.
- ↑ Olszański claims to dislike The Church in the public yet sang in TVP Trwam after Father Rydzyk payed him.
- ↑ [2]
- ↑ "An ignorant people is a docile people" - Juan Vicente Gómez
- ↑ 1
- ↑ Mayor of Maipu from 2016 to 2021, she became infamous for spending municipal money on things like painting her car gold, bootleg pokemon plushies, bronze plaques with her name printed on them, and other absurd things that ended up bankrupting Maipú. Also during her management, Maipu became one of the most poorest and dangerous communes in Chile. She has also done other stupid things, just search for news in Spanish about her on Google.
- ↑ Burkina Faso's map just looks like the same shape as CAR